Ryth - Roblox Has Ruined Gen Alpha.

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

Roblox Has Ruined Gen Alpha.Roblox. Roblox over the years has become home to some of the cringiest content TikTok and YouTube Shorts have ever seen. From E-Dating, to Ships, to overall weird things that should not be on Roblox TikTok and YouTube Shorts. Once again, we explore the dark side of Roblox.

Roblox TikToks, yeah, they're back and they're worse. Right in the butt. Mother of God, this video's gonna put me on a suicide watch. This video is the 59th installment of me making fun of Roblox TikToks on YouTube.com. I truly cannot put it to words how there needs to be 59 episodes about the same topic of these kids on the internet. But yet somehow, Roblox TikToks have gotten even worse in recent time. Let's begin. My lord, are you one?

sad young man. Audience, this has got to be some new type of desperate that I have never, ever seen before in my life. First off, how are you so attracted to a Roblox character? It's been about two years and I've still of yet to understand that concept. And secondly, how fucking desperate are you for pixels on a screen if she divorces you in Roblox? My God. Guys, it's not that hard to go out in public and riz up a real live breathing female. I don't even care if the girlfriend you get is like a two. out of 10 and smells like fucking sh sht. As long as they're not on Roblox being a complete fucking cuck over your pretty girl. He was one desperate little boy. You know what makes me so happy about these videos audience is that recently in YouTube's

guidelines they actually allow twerking to be on their platform and could actually be monetized. So for that very reason, I'm so fucking glad that this is a thing now. And the reason I say this is because I actually got a strike on my chest. channel for videos exactly like this one. Now obviously this was before the new policy change on YouTube came into effect. But hypothetically audience, if I were to show this TikTok roughly around a year ago, this muffed a Neil Mohan, CEO of YouTube.com would have sniped my ass out of existence. All because of a Lego character shaking its fucking booty on Roblox. Crazy.

Jesus, dude, you're almost as desperate as the first guy. Maybe one day these dudes are going to realize But bro, girls do not like an overly sensitive and overly attached boyfriend. Instead of worrying about women and getting a girlfriend, if you just worry about your purpose and making some fucking money, guess what? In the long term, you're actually going to look attractive to women, real women that actually want to build a life with you. Because you show that you're a man that actually has your priority strain, not some fucking loser on Roblox. That's like, oh, I hope a girl loves me eventually. Shut the fuck up. Okay, but like, if these things.

The internet goes out, you guys are actually fucking done. Like the relationship is actually over. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Look at me! Yeah, I'm looking at that fucking router and if I unplug it, your whole relationships over, oh my God! Howdy it's if I were this little boy's father and I knew the diabolical shit that he was doing on my laptop. Fucking a little girl's five years younger than him on Roblox.

First off, his face would get disfigured. I don't know if he'll ever look the same ever again. And second off, I'm unplugging that router. because I want to see this man go through the deepest darkest state of depression he's ever been through. F-kin' e-dating on Roblox. Yeah, get your bitch-ass out of here. Okay, no, actually, what did this dude ever do to you through the computer screen to make you have that mentality? Bro, it's your computer speakers telling you to listen to me, little girl. Turn off your computer, his alpha male aura goes away immediately.

How the fuck do you get that scared if he pulls out his little dinghling on camera? I mean, great, if he's 60 years old, I understand. Nobody wants to see an old man's coat cut shredded a piece of salami. That is just nasty. Either way, I think you need some psychiatric help regardless. This is just, this is a problem. Aw, I want to kill myself even more now. Hey, hey, listen, buddy, I know you got a girlfriend in Roblox, but look at me.

Look at me, I got a real girlfriend. That's a real live breathing female right there, buddy. I actually get to kiss her with zero milliseconds of response. Time buddy I don't think you got that whole you gotta do is look as sexy as myself holy That's impossible. Holy my god is it weird that I find this relatable I mean I get the fact that she wants to put a fruit roll up around it but like how bro you're through a computer if you guys can't afford to see each other in real life I highly doubt you're gonna be able to afford a fruit roll up well actually riff the only cost like two dollars bro they're fucking poor shut up Wow audience what a majestic video. I'm sure that countless years of skill that must have taken to edit that video must have been all worth it. Okay but actually imagine your editing amounting to this type of skill. And instead of being an editor from Marvel or editing the next Avengers movie,

here's Sydney hearing your crummy little f***in bedroom editing Roblox booty twerk videos. How much of a fucking disappointment are you to the family dinner? My God. Got this OJ and Jose No one can't Fuck you You know even though that you guys had an online relationship and it was cringe as f*** This is kind of a flex Call me a psycho audience

But if my girl were to dump me right And I knew that she did that and I know that my name is in her fucking thigh for the rest of her life And any time that she gets with another dude She's gonna have to explain the story that Oh yeah there's this guy this fucking chat over here Personally audience I think it's a flex Am I psychotic? Probably

Okay, but actually What's with girls wanting their boyfriends To literally match with them on fucking everything Every time I'm stepping out the crib My girl wants to wear the exact same outfit as me Why? It's like I know that my style is Ficking awesome and I look like the best person in the room But you don't have to copy me every time

But then again audience, you got to admit It is pretty nice being a walking Pinterest reference Oh, so you're a sick motherfucker Not even talking about the crazy-ass graphic on your shirt and what you just referenced in your video. You just called a little girl a fucking kitten on Roblox. My Lord. I'm never having kids.

I'm getting a vasectomy today, audience. I'm making my appointment right now. You know, the craziest part about this video is that I see the cross on your neck. I do see it. I know that shit is just for decoration with the text that you put on screen. You didn't think for a second to take the cross off your neck before you made that video. Brody, you're making the name of Jesus look terrible right now. Fucker right in the butt

Fucker right in the butt Okay, yep, I think I've seen enough Anyways, audience I hope you're leaving this video More disappointed in the world Than which you came into it Everybody subscribe, let's get 5 mil