Ryth - Roblox Is Getting Sussy.

Episode Date: June 1, 2024

Alright people what's up? Today we're revisiting the worst Roblox TikToks. Oh honey, boo-boo, you are poorly mistaken. If this Roblox girl genuinely believes that they are worthy of me. You know, somebody that's hot as fuck, gorgeous, smart, green eyes, dark hair, humongous fucking cock. Is this girl truly worthy of me? I don't think so. I'm sorry, sis, but the only guy that you're fooling is the guy that's blind as a bad.

only dating motherfuckers that bump into walls and shit. And let's face it, you're deserving of a man like that if you're bumping into your own mirror. Fucking idiot. Listen kid, I'm no doctor, but I think I got a diagnosis. If your stomach is throbbing after your ninth time of jerking your yurkin, I think your question answers itself pretty clearly. If motherfuckers are googling Cuban maid on Pornhub every single day, nine times a day, and 11 times on a weekend, and you're shimmying your shaft. Like, there's no fucking tomorrow, you're sitting here and consulting me why your stomach hurts. Just because of that, I pray that your pain never goes away. I don't know what to do. My stomach hurts. I'm jerking off five times a day. What do you think the issue is?

Stop jerking your cock off on Pornhub. If I have to interrupt, I think you're getting everything but pussy. Clearly you got money by the bottomless pit of your father's wallet. Seriously, your outfit on Roblox probably costs more than my fucking Yeezies. But even though you got the drip, let me ask you the question. With all this money, are you still getting pussy? With an outfit like that, I confidently know you ain't getting shit. And if you are getting pussy, chances are they're still watching fucking Barney.

I don't know why. I feel like I've seen this video before. I've reacted to about 80 TikToks that are in this exact format. I can recall the underpants, the muscles, the hairy fucking arms, but I don't remember the emoji. I'm kind of disappointed in myself. That's kind of a big big thing. detail. But even though these videos are giving me Alzheimer's and shit, stop buying useless shit on

Roblox and buy a football and go the fuck outside. And by the way, shut the fuck up. It's football, not soccer. I'm Portuguese, all right? I get shit correct. Chivalry is not dead. Ladies and gentlemen, if chivalry still exist inside Roblox, it is not dead in real life. Ladies, when a man holds open a door for you, they don't want to suck your coochie dry like a piece of fucking sandpaper. It is an act of kindness and is an active chivalry. I don't know why I'm using Roblox as an example of chivalry. I guess I got a little too preachy here. Yeah, because it's Roblox, I take back everything I said. Chivalry is dead. Who live in a project to smellin fishy. This, this, this, right here. I never thought it was

humanly possible to actually flex that you're an e-dater. Usually when you're flexing that you're an e-dater, that there is usually somebody below you. Besides the grown men that play chess on kiddie titties, I feel like those are the only people you can flex on. This TikTok could not have been more of a miss. Why do players on Roblox think they got a humongous cock? Listen, kid, they call me Mr. Thickham Dickums for a reason. If you want to take that title from me, I suggest that we 1V1 in Roblox Arsenal. But surely you wouldn't do that. Oh, that'd be suicide. I guess you'll just have to remain as the beta pecker forever. This is what happens when motherfuckers get way too much time on the internet. I mean props to this guy for spending absolutely no money in his

Roblox character and still securing what is that seven hoes? Just this once, I'm a half to tip my Roblox fedora to you. What the fuck? Uh-uh, uh-uh, I sound like fucking Elvis, uh-huh. That right there is a grown man and a toddler. You're telling me a motherfucker with a Shaquille O'Neal size foot, size 23 looking ass, is gonna be knocking up a girl that's wearing a size 2 in toddlers. Put him in a cage, lock him in, throw away the fucking key, never come back again. Oh my gosh, what a whore. I don't feel like I need to say this to my audience. There is no need to fall in love with every single guy or girl you meet. My advice to all of you are to keep the panties dry until the big dude's hard,

aka wait for the right one, don't whore yourself out, especially on Roblox. Much like money, if there's more of it, it has less value. Same thing with Coochie, don't inflate money, Don't inflate coochie. Simple as that. I feel like I've been zapped back in 2012. The intro, the text, the music. It's all so nostalgic.

I love how he says, okay, let's kiss her now. Motherfucking, you ain't planning a game of football. Just go up to her and devour her. I am rock fucking hard right now. You know what I said about keeping the panties dry? Well, I just fucking sod in my panties. As a primal Robloxian resident, I am rock fucking hard. How sexy this shit I am staring at is.

This is better than e-dating. This is better than walking outside and talking to a real female. I would rather sit here and watch two Roblox characters make out on camera. The fact that some people actually think like that is sad. And truth be told, those people don't have a future. They're gonna live a fucking peasant's life and making my cheeseburgers when I go to McDonald's. Your dad left you. Go fuck yourself.

Wow, okay. Please can you send three more pictures of you so I know that you are not getting one of Google? Um, ha ha, sure. Someone in this video is an old man. Either she's trying to solicit photos of a young child, or he's trying to hide the fact that he's an old fucker. In my opinion, I think there's an old man trying to get in the kitty titties. Dude, uh, what now, man? Can you please send me three more pictures of you then I promise if it's it.

Um, you said only one. Yes, just three more, I promise. No, dude. I feel like you're using me. Good luck with your girl. I'm leaving. Oh number. What do you? Oh wait. I have an idea. Bistie. I'm so sorry. I can't thin any more picks of me. I hoppe you believe me. It's okay. Could maybe FaceTime for more proof. Sorry. I'm doing me camera and boombroken. Why don't just meet up for proof? Then I can show you that Emmett an old man. Okay. Where do you want to meet up? How about Pigsheep Lane? Okay, sure. Meet there in 10 mince.

Okay. Ten mince later. He should be here soon. Hi Bistie. I'm who are you? You're Bistie. Holy fuck Santa Claus let himself go. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.