Ryth - Roblox Is Getting Wild.

Episode Date: April 13, 2025

Roblox Is Getting Wild.Roblox TikTok is getting worse every day. Roblox Kids keep making the worst TikTok Roblox videos the world has ever seen. I react to these horrible Roblox TikToks and Roblox TikTokers.

Think you're tough. Well wait till you see my B.m. All right, audience, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst Roblox TikToks. Audience, instead of a YouTuber, I should have became a brain surgeon. Instead of reacting to all these videos, I can dissect the brains of these children and understand why exactly they want to ruin their lives making these videos. I want to talk to the parents of this child.

And I just want to ask them one question. Where the hell did you go wrong? Maybe if you pop this ass with a belt a few times, maybe he would actually be a normal son. I can make you cry. No, you can. Bro, what are you doing? All right, look, I get it. You want to get interaction on your TikTok.

But when you actually think about it, who is actually going to follow through with your stupid list? Bro, I would rather watch paint dry than do this. Is this a lot of put it in the gun with the nondustress? Is this supposed to be some hot pickup line? Oh, gee whiz, I saw it in my pennies when you said you'll scream inside me. Oh, oh yeah. This is exactly who you do not want to be, audience, and an actual degenerate. I'm actually in shock by what I'm reading right now.

Tired of your period, contact me, and I can make it disappear for nine months. That's right. nine months. Bro, this kid's a whole bloodhound. I guess he wanted his extra protein. God, that's disgusting. That's right, nine months for the low price of zero dollars, but I also disappear. Boy, I know you ain't

getting no girls pregnant or anything like that, bro. All right, calm down, pipe down. That feeling when 10-year-olds try to be funny for real. It appears that we have ourselves a comedian in the house today, boys. Mr. Big Dick McGee is the funny guy on the channel now. I'm going to have to step

down for my position as the funny guy. And yeah, we're just gonna, we're just gonna let Mr. Big Dickums take over now. I'll have you no audience. I'm perfectly flaccid recording this video right now. Sorry, bro, it's disappointing. I know. My weenie is not hard. In fact, it's probably the opposite. I'm just saying, dog, like, I would not drop five grams of protein on this. Dude has got to be worthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would give you the world, baby, girl. I really want to see that happen. Considering being this guy's baby girl on one condition, I wanna know how you're gonna give me the world baby girl.

Oh, what, 5,000 miles away? Get your ass out of here. Despite the fact that these gentlemen have pretty nice dance moves, I'm really trying to fixate on one particular part of the screen. Leave a like if you're older than seven years old and you use these two emojis. Uh, why? Why are you using the smirk and moaning? emoji. Does seven-year-olds make your slimmy Jimmy hard or something? Because I can grab

Chris Hanson right now. I'm just trying to look out for y'all, okay? All right? Uh, good guy riff. What? An absolute waste of talent. It takes genuine time to learn how to edit like this. I'm 18 years old now, so imagine nine years of editing practice just so that you can make this. This is called throwing your life away. When you beg your boyfriend to dress up as a bikini model with you into hood. Roo, you look fucking amazing. Jules, I am deeply uncomfortable, right? I feel that, bro. I feel that.

This is probably the only TikTok I agree with. I'm not trying to be uncomfortable in my own clothes, bro. Like, I'm trying to relax over here. It don't matter what my girl tells me to wear, bro. I'm going to wear what I want. Audience, if you are running a relationship with your significant other, I am myself, by the way. Ladies, ladies, back off, back off.

If you in any type of relationship, Even if it is online dating, right? Don't let anybody tell you what to do. That's including strangers. That's including me making this video. I hate e-dating. I hate e-daters. But, hey, if you got an e-relationship,

I'm going to tell y'all to break up because why? I'm just like to bully y'all. But at the end of the day, it don't matter because guess what? That's your relationship, all right? You can't let other people tell you what to do. But yeah, if you are e-dating, please break the hell up. Bro, the twerking wasn't even that good. Bro, if you was really that passionate for it, girl,

I would be throwing it back so much harder. I would turn my back into a slinky bro. If you want or bad enough, you would not be pulling out this pathetic performance. This was unironically ass, pun intended, by the way. Audience, I don't understand. I get it, you're e-daters. Your heart is a rock right now.

But how do you get horny over the phone? Oh, baby, smother those big old cheesers on my face. A baby, the Wi-Fi went out. I can't see your vagina. I said it once, I'll say it twice. Break the hell up. cares about your e-relationship. But don't let me tell you what to do, all right? It's still your relationship.

Time and time again, I continuously shock myself. This little boy was on pl-cup and thought it'd be a great idea to watch his own mom. That tells me a lot about your self-respect and family. Tell me about a kid, you got an alcoholic dad. Oh, we already know you got a snot mother, but, uh, you know, you probably have an alcoholic dad too. You're probably an only child. Unwanted, of course. And that's not even addressing the fact that your mom wanted to do a Pornhub video with you. Sorry to burst your bubble mother, but a child porn's not allowed on Pornhub. She's a Roblox character, bro. When are these kids going to learn? There are women out there, guys. I promise, they're real. And there's so much better than pixels on a screen. Go to Starbucks, order a Frappuccino, and look around. Trust me,

You won't regret it. Think you're tough. Well, wait, till you see my B.S. Okay, what am I supposed to be scared of? His level in Arsenal? I'll kick his ass. Yeah, I genuinely can't find a single thing that I'm supposed to be scared of by this dude, like what? Oh, his big muscles or something?

Dude, he ain't real. Go to the gym, lift some weights, and come back later. Whenever I see these voice reveals, bro, it hits different whenever I listen to them. Because these little kids are trying to sound like how I do normally. I don't get it bro, like why are you forcing a deep voice? As a man, you just gotta come to the realization that your voice will drop eventually. Don't try forcing anything that's stupid. But if you are forcing your voice, please don't put it out on the internet like this guy.

Hey, baby girl. What did I just say? What did I just say? The only thing that this video does is make me appreciate my voice more and more, bro. Like, I'm a gifted man. I wonder if I could even do the deep voice myself. Hold on. Reveal don't sin

Bye, peevee Yeah, I think I'm done for today Please click the video on screen I promise you'll love it But anyways, yeah, subscribe