Ryth - Roblox Kids Need Serious Help.

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Roblox Kids Need Serious Help.

Alright audience what's up today we're checking out some of the worst broflocks tictocks just want to see you touch the ground don't shy girl bonanza shake your body like a belly down starting off with our first TikTok i am surprisingly not disappointed i mean after making like 20 something videos about this particular topic i'm not exactly surprised whenever i have a six-packed dude belly dancing on my lap you know what i'm saying whenever i see this stuff i'm looking at my monitor and thinking jesus what am i doing with my life but then i realized oh Yeah.

Shut up. I can steal your man within one second. Personally, this doesn't apply to me, so that's good. I haven't exactly touched a wiener in exactly 24 hours. And by touching a wiener, I mean washing my own in the shower. Don't get any thoughts, you sick bastards. Oh yeah, um, do I think you can steal people's man within one second? I mean, that's honestly up to you.

If you think you can, then I mean, eh, get it. But in my opinion, at least I think, at least I hope the majority of people I already, day instead of online day, they would say no to you. So, uh, I'm holding on to that hope. Well, the first question I have for you, buddy, is why do you have an e-girl on Roblox to begin with? I don't know why this guy is trying to pose as some Einstein women go-getter or something, but I think if you know about women, I think the place you should be looking is not Roblox. So if you're complaining you got an E-girl that's dancing on Roblox 24-7, a mama-gee, can you really be surprised. You did, after all, try dating on a kids video game.

This ladies and gentlemen is what you call losing the lottery of life. Look, I'm not trying to shame an actual problem that's probably affected 90% of my audience and probably 100% of people watching this video. If you have gotten to the point where you watch this stuff and you're self-proclaiming that you are so proud of it and you're openly making TikToks about it, I think you've really lost the meaning of what it is to be a human being. But yeah, audience, um, don't watch porn. The enemy, too, too, cuss, full of purple shit and put me straight to sleep. I am staring at this in absolute disbelief.

So the caption of this video says, how do girls swallow cum? It tastes so awful. My question to you, little man, is how do you know what cum tastes like? Did you like Google it or something, or did you actually like go the extra mile and taste yourself or something? But I mean, either way, both ways are disgusting. But please don't let it be. Option B.

EGh-H-H-ha-Fed-down Jank all night. Baby. Alright, so I just wanted to pause this really quickly. Why are you flirting inside of the direct messages system on Roblox? I just wanted to point that out, you know, what kind of middle school crap is this? Darling. Had no more to find tonight, tonight. I just got a neurological sensation sent to my brain.

And I think after seeing this message, I think, think I'm gonna get a vasectomy. I do not want to bring my kids into a world where they're gonna tell my 10 year old child, yes, daddy, or yes, mommy. I'm not trying to do that. I'm not trying to get my 10 year old boy wrapped up on flirting on Roblox, when they gotta focus on the multiplication test tomorrow. For all you people that have never seen Aladdin,

this 10 year old boy is trying to insinuate that you should ride his wiener. Can I be surprised that 10 year olds nowadays are wanting to be fertile and breedable? Oh, that's so sickening. I guarantee you they made this TikTok right after they got bullied at school. It's 2022. Imagine judging someone because they online date. I think that is a completely valid thing to do if you're online dating in 2022. Then I heavily believe that you should be curbstop.

Just my opinion, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to start a war in the comment section about online dating, then please go ahead. I will participate. So what I'm not understanding in this video is this supposed to be a flex? If your life is so lonely, you gotta flirt with girls a thousand miles away, I feel like that there's a little bit of lack of purpose. You can still have hope.

I mean, you can start off by mowing your dad's lawn every weekend. You can start making a few bucks, maybe you can start feeling so productivity in your life. But flirting with fellow five-year-olds on the internet, I don't feel like that's the best idea. Especially if you're past the age of, I'd say, I'd say 15 years old. You're just asking to get put behind bars. Wait, wait, wait, what? I am so confused.

How exactly do you know if your Roblox character is a virgin or not? Are we basing this off of imagination or whether or not we had E-sex and Roblox DMs? Because I will happily inform everybody watching this video I have done neither. What kind of chaotic evil am I staring at? I will give Roblox people the benefit of the doubt that, yes, they do get. very creative in their e-dating videos, but that still doesn't mean that you can't divert your creativity to something more productive, and your relationship status to something that's perhaps in real life, but seeing stuff like this, they are really wasting their creative freedom on something so stupid.

It's like hentai artists, like, dude, you can be drawn something so much better than dream touching George's butthole, you know, it can be done for so much better justice. I don't like how you're talking to me. You're making me so uncomfortable. I'll say it, I've been picturing you naked. Okay, audience, so everybody watching this video, you've been pictured naked by this individual here. I didn't know you could picture me naked when you barely know what I look like. But hey, if you've been picturing me naked,

I mean, I guarantee you that's probably been the best sight you've seen all day. Am I like supposed to be understanding something? It says, come on children, like, oh, oh, that's what he meant. What the hell is society? I'm really intrigued which of you guys found this video to be funny. If you're under the age of 18, I just want to talk to your parents. If you're over the age of 18, please direct me to your closest police department. I just need to have a word.

It's another one of these, isn't it? Listen, baby girl, this guy is not your world. He is never going to be your world. When the Wi-Fi goes out, your whole world is going to crumble. What are you going to do when there's a thunderstorm outside? You're telling me, your butt cheeks are going to quiver and fear because you can't talk to Tyrone in Alabama. When you're all the way in what?

Wisconsin. This has gotta be the picture perfect definition of Desperate. If you're so poor, you can't afford Oreo cream on your cookies, so you bust a fat load on it and you eat it. Oh my lord, call that poverty. I should be more thankful for my life, man. I feel like this question answers itself. Your stomach hurts after the ninth time you jerk off in a day.

I feel like we know the answer. We both know the answer. First off, I've got to salute you. How do you have that much horny energy is beyond me? Second off, why are you telling us your jerk-off routine? That's actually nasty. Third off, I think you should notify your parents about your addiction, because my lord, that's bad.

Sassy questions for couples' addition. Oh, man, this is going to be good. Made first move. Who said I love you first? Always horny. All right, you horny bastard. Well, audience, I hate to break it too. you but that's it for today please click the video on screen i really appreciate it and i promise you'll

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