Ryth - Roblox Needs Prison Time.

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

Roblox Needs Prison Time.

All right people, what's up? Today I found more of the worst Roblox TikToks. You know, honestly, I should have seen that one coming. Is it a surprise to me that there's a Roblox relationship that's 50 years apart? Absolutely not. Mulfuckers waiting for this girl to ripen up like the fucking stock market. And bro, where is your pride? How are you gonna talk to an 11-year-old girl with a French shirt that has your spermicide on it?

You disgusting fella. And also, not even to mention the fact that you were using Lucas Graham in your TikTok. I absolutely take personal offense to that. Why do people associate good music with child deadlers? I have no idea. But these Roblox motherfuckers ruin it all, bro. There is no way that is the most expensive limited in Roblox. I swear, bro, what are these kids putting their interest into?

When I was waking up on a nice 10 a.m. morning when I was 10 years old, I thought about my fucking Pokemon cards. I wasn't thinking about scamming 60-year-old men on Roblox to get the fucking limited. It doesn't even look cool. It looks like dog shit. If I were to spend money inside of a video game, it would so easily be the Black Ops 2 camos. I'm not trying to look like Master Shifu with Down syndrome. All I'm saying is that this is a huge waste of money. See how many words I got. Fuck. Hello, I am the creator of the game, and because you lost so fast, you will get an extra punishment. Follow me. What the fuck?

Guys, I know that Roblox TikTok is continuously making jokes. about pedophilia, but I'm going to be honest, all jokes do stem from a hint of truth. And I think there might be more child diddlers inside of Roblox than we imagine. I don't know the age of that kid, but that kid is five years old. What kind of reverse, rape, hentai haven shit am I listening to? I'll give you guys one particular idea. It doesn't sound very fucking legal. Faster.

Faster. Faster baby girl. Aha. You will do this every day. Yes, Dad. I want to talk to the parents of the person that made this video. I would just like to ask their parents. I'd be like, hey, tell me.

What the fuck is your son doing? Are you seeing his shitty sense of humor? Please spank his ass. With the biggest spoon in the house? Make sure he's not able to sit on his gaming chair after that and make another one of these TikToks. I would personally let my son stop a bullet train before I let them back on Roblox.

Because this, ladies and gentlemen, this is just fucking awful. Okay, I think this is like the 50th sexy shirtless men TikTok I've seen on Roblox. Never have I ever watched one of these shirtless men TikToks and my weenie was rock hard. And it's not because I've been erectile dysfunction. It's probably because this video is so unattractive that it reverts back into my body. I mean, shit, I don't even need a vasectomy. I could just watch this TikTok and eventually, poof, it's gone. No more potential e-daters for.

for you, Roblox. Again, ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck? We were literally just on this topic. When will these five-year-olds realize that on Roblox you can't actually be sexy in real life, likewise in Roblox? These are two different fucking dimensions. I'm sure Dr. Strange explained that shit. I'm really sorry, kids, but that's not how the world works.

You can have a six-pack in Roblox with a seven-inch dick. That doesn't mean anything. You can still look like a shit-stained pimple-face, ass-wipe looking like you have a Guyna in real life. I think this is your time to shine and go the fuck outside. Why am I getting vibes that I'm looking at something very illegal? This looks like some shit you'd see on the black market. Don't worry guys, only for $500 you could buy someone's fucking rib cage. I feel like the only people that buy six-pack t-shirts are people that are unironically fat as hell. I'm looking at you, Nick. Boy yeah, if you actually sold these Roblox six-pack t-shirts on that video game,

honestly, hats off to you. I'm sure a Harvard University fucking car salesman graduate wouldn't be able to do that shit but when you look at me the only memory they're just kissing in the moonlight you know the feeling where all your five fucking senses are revolting at what the shit you're seeing on screen is this shit's activating my anal cavity hold on give me a fucking second oh there's no toilet paper fuck

what's up guys shit ass here i'm not quite sure what else there is to say I mean yes e dating is a bona fide sin but I'm pretty sure these losers know that by now in the Roblox community? I think at this point you should just cast them into the lake of fire and become fucking ashes at my family barbecue. Another one of these, another glimpse of humanity failing. Bro, I dead ass been stuck inside my house for the past four days.

I'm not even going out. And this shit doesn't even make me want to go outside anymore. I think at this point with the amount of stupidity that mankind has truly revolved itself around, I think staying indoors may not seem like a bad idea anymore. If you avoid the idiots, you avoid the adversity. Lady, he's excited. He's more than fucking excited. He creamed his boxers already.

My fucka already exploded in his fruit of the looms. And for what, too? It's a Roblox date. It isn't even real. I swear y'all, the ugliest girl in your math class can probably go near this guy and he will cream his panties immediately. This guy could be in the six foot vicinity of a woman, and he's just going to be like,

uh, BBG, smother those fucking titties on me. This dude isn't going to be going anywhere in life. Ajax, buddy. What the fuck are you doing? You know, Ajax, when you were placed on this planet, you actually had a purpose. You were met to grow up, get a nice job, have a nice Italian-Stalian wife, raise a few kids, and raise a multi-billion dollar company and leave generations to come with millions of dollars left. And oh, how far the apple has fucking fallen from the tree.

You had that kind of opportunity in future, but you threw it away over. a fucking queen on Roblox. At this point, I can't even feel sorry for you. Honestly, baby girl, if you saw what I did earlier in that fucking toilet, you would not be wanting to kiss my ass. If you want to pressure wash my ass crack, then by all means. But I'm just warning you, if you die at the smell of my cheesers, then that's on you. But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.