Ryth - Roblox Roleplay Should Be Illegal.

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

Roblox Roleplay Should Be Illegal.Roblox Roleplay. A type of Roblox content that is arguably worse than Roblox TikTok and high up on the level of Roblox Cringe. This is the worst Roblox Brookhaven roleplay I've ever seen. Even worse than TikTok.

Today we are going to be spying on otters as a B. Alright people what's up. Today I found one of the worst Roblox roleplay channels I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Maya, spying on odors as a baby in Brookhaven, Roblox Brookhaven roleplay. This already sounds like a recipe for disaster. How in the Tim Buck fuck does this person have more subscribers than me? This Maya person actually paid someone to animate this intro for her, and she thought, Yep, I'm gonna green light this shit.

And yes, you can make the argument that I do not have an intro in my own videos. But 100% of the time, no intro is always better than having a shitty intro. What the fuck did you pay to make this? I would sue them. The fucker has merch? It's not even real merch. She has merch and Roblox. I mean, I can't talk too much shit.

Her fetus audience probably bought it. But holy shit, Roblox merch of all things. The landscape for selling merch is insane. Holy shit. Hey guys, if you're new. You are so fucking loud. I get the YouTubers need to have a little bit more energy in their videos to make a good video. I even do it myself.

If you guys genuinely think I talk like this in the real world, then you're poorly mistaken. But at least I'm not starting my videos like, what's up motherfuckers? Welcome back to another video today! We're doing Roblox, Roll Block! Roll! Like, holy shit, woman, calm the fuck down. Right now I'm in my Brick Haven private server and I am meeting a whole bunch of you guys right now and you guys are so awesome. Hi! I refuse to accept that people watch these YouTubers.

Okay, I'm going to be serious about something. I'm going to whip out the webcam. Now, I'm not hating right. I understand that this is a kid's YouTube channel and I get that they're making content for kids. But when I was a kid, I wasn't consuming shit like this. So seeing the kids my age back then are now watching videos like this, it's like so foreign to me. I guess that's the disconnection between little kid me versus kids now back then. We were just into different shit when we were kids, bro.

That's all I'm saying. Either way, my opinion still stands. This is fucking dog shit. A link is in my description to join you guys. So go ahead and join it right now and I hope to meet you as well. Also, if you guys did my channel. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna buy that shit right fucking now. Honey, to understand how this is supposed to be a roleplay video?

She has done zero role play and went full fucking car sales. on us. Subscribe to the channel, like the video, join my Roblox group, I'm my fucking channel membership and shit. When does it end, woman? So if you are interested, you're going to click this join button right next to the subscribe button. And here you'll see all the special perks you will get on my channel. $5 a month for a channel membership. Members only post early access to new videos, member shoutouts, and priority reply to comments. Holy fucking shit, I need to get a membership right now.

I can't wait for Maya to reply to me. The fact that somebody needs to pay money to get a reply in a comment section, that's kind of sad. Audience, I read my comments every day. If I see your comment, I heart your comment. And if y'all may me laugh or some shit, I will reply to you, all right? If you're a funny motherfucker, I will reply to you. And guess what? That is all free of charge.

I know, I know. I'm fucking amazing. Okay, now we are going to be... Audience, do you think that there's a slight chance that she may not like the videos that she puts out on YouTube? I know that facial expression all too well, Maya. I know how it feels to put on a complete act in your fucking videos. I guarantee you this is what her videos look like unedited. Okay, let me cut this audio.

All right. I fucking hate my life. This is going to be cringe. Just like that. Exactly that audience. Little things like that. She's having those little self-conscious moments where she's like, damn, that crying I just did.

That was terrible. That was cringe. I agree. Never do that shit again. Go. I am literally a baby now. I'm going to get into the little so. I need a mom and a dad.

Let's be honest. You never had a father to begin with. If you did, you probably would not be recording this right now. At this point, I'm questioning if this is even a roleplay video. Maybe she's just illustrating her life story. A guy says, hey girl. And she says, hey, you look good. And she said, I'm lonely, sad face.

And he said, I can make you not. lonely pray for me she said how two question marks two question marks and he put tags as I expected as I expected you guys yeah this is not good this is not good at all if you be my woman just like that ABC for a girl please who wants girl just like that it was that easy they're together now is this what the role play video has turned into we're just going to read the public chat on Roblox of two people wanting to eat fuck? Is this really what we sunk down to? Now, this is truly disappointing. She put really? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Yes. She didn't even say yes. She said yes. This is not good for me. He said, yeah, let's go to my house. And it begins,

you guys. This is the start of something horrible. And I'm not prepared for this. Yeah, that's great, but I wasn't prepared for your fucking mouth. I've never met a Roblox YouTuber besides Lanky Box that is that fucking loud. Like, seriously, can some of these Roblox YouTubers just shut their mouth? But she said, no, why two bids? What is literally wrong with two beds? I don't get it. We can share if you want.

She said, okay. Um, they are getting pretty close, guys. Pretty close. Uh, whoa! I'm gonna fucking puke. I've seen the videos of the Roblox TikTok e-daters and stuff like that, but never have I witnessed in action two Roblox E-Daters in one place. I'm analyzing these fuckers like a zookeeper.

How do they get sturdy? How do they get freaky? How do they get frisky? It is a world that I do not know. Said, let's make ass. Let's go, guys. Come on. Keep attacks comes closer.

How nice. This is a nice moment, right? She looks deep in her eyes. I'm sorry guys. I don't know if I could say any more of this, because I'm cringing as I'm saying it. This is the most horrible thing my eyes have ever witnessed. Calm down, lady, you're not that much worse. I think the only thing that is worse than watching two e-daters, e-fuck, on the internet,

is yo fucking ass observing all this shit. Oh, wow, they're so fucking weird making out on Roblox. Motherfuck, look what you're doing! you're doing. I think I am done for today. Because what the fuck is Roblox? Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen.

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