Ryth - Roblox Should Be Illegal.

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

Roblox Should Be Illegal.Roblox. The home of the cringiest Roblox TikToks and Roblox content on TikTok and YouTube Shorts. Roblox roleplay and Roblox E-daters have ruined Roblox, today we check out the worst of the worst on Roblox.

Before thinking, I completely eradicated Roblox cringe with my YouTube videos. Turn me up, I'm trying to f*** point me to a s' What that n' tough he had a lot, f***om gay mum It turns out I was heavily mistaken. Like it I keep it a stack, I'll just move out, just move out, don't give a damn I'm still getting money, I know who I am. The beginning of my YouTube channel has been founded upon making Roblox videos.

Like America and racism, I was Rith and Roblox. We went together perfectly. Since my newfound success, I tried to disconnect from my heinous past and rather questionable thumbnails and move on to greater things. That aged horribly. Frith, what the ff? Make more Roblox videos. Brith, I'm gonna kill myself if you don't make another fucking Roblox video. What the fuck, n- Okay, okay, for fuck's sake, fine.

Let's see if this video gets taken down before we even finish this shit. I think I realized why I don't make these videos anymore. Listen, audience, I'm a normal guy just like you. Every day I wake up, I like to get you. go and have a breakfast and take a shriek and have a good day. But whenever I wake up and I have to record a YouTube video because it is my job. And this was the only shit that would pay me money at the time. No wonder I wanted to fucking kill myself.

You tell me, would you want to continue living? If every day on your computer screen was twerking Roblox character, if you listen to the sound of my voice carefully, you don't want this life. Stupid ass, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck. I don't, I don't give a fuck. Bitch, I don't give a You're seven years old

I still can't believe that there's six and seven year olds out there that actually are talking about e-dating on the fucking internet Like it, dude, let's not forget that five years ago You popped out of your mama's wound And here you are five years later talking about marriage and shit Like, my fuck I guarantee you if I ask you to tie your shoe You don't even know how to do that Go back to studying your ABCs, you fucking piece of cartilage

Oh, look how cute these e-daters are across the computer screen. I'm seriously asking you guys, who the fuck gets jealous of these people? Because I would rather be single and not dating anybody than dating some dumb fuck across the universe from my computer. Because think about it, it must be such a lonely life to live. Because the second the internet goes out, oh, what the fuck are you gonna do? You ain't gonna do.

Your fucking femboy ass can't be prancing around everywhere to your e-girlfriend because the internet and the electricity went out. How fucking sad is that? He's just not a hottest shit. Ugly. Yeah, that's cool, but women are like, f***ums. Once they've been used, they're fucking useless, and you throw them in the trash can. If I had to take a fat guess by looking at your steak fucking tuna smelling ass,

smelling like you off the fucking poop deck of deadliest catch. You was probably one worthless, skanky bitch that nobody wants to do anything with you. If I look at your outfit, it clearly shows me that you all about daddy's money and you ain't shit. You motherfuck are for the streets. You know what this shit reminds me. There's a certain meme where there's about five black men in the background with one white girl in the middle. I don't know. Are you guys thinking of the same thing that I'm thinking?

Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, we're thinking of the same fucking thing. We're all dirty. Shout out to all the Latinas. The goth ones. The cowboy boo wearing ones. The crazy ones. I don't care.

I see a Latina bitch with white or black toes. And I start acting like a damn dog. Well, shit. Dude, why don't you tell us how you really feel? I completely and totally understand. somebody has a type. If you're attracted to those gay pride feminist activists, then, hey, go ahead. I guess you're attracted to two of them. If you're attracted to tomboys, you're, I don't blame you. But damn, what do you see that is so interesting about an emo guy?

I mean, look at this guy. Do you think that this is genuine husband material? Because he looks like one minor inconvenience away from killing himself. That is some pussish. I can't have that in my life. And you're telling me that you will act like a damn dog because of this guy? What the hell are your standards, holy shit. I'm sorry, girl, but I think you might have gotten cheated on. Actually, you didn't get cheated on. You got fucking famused.

You got bamboozled, bitch. If I were you, I would be jumping off the Manhattan Bridge right about now. There ain't no saving that shit. You have been famoose. Words cannot describe the amount of disappointment that's on my face. This Robloxian went through the extra inconvenience, the extra problem. So that they can get the extra ability to screenshot another person's Lego booty in Roblox

in the name of all good things left in this world like my YouTube channel. Bro, what the fuck? Somebody baptized this sick piece of shit. To be honest, girl, I don't know why you're acting like you're not the problem. First off, girl, you're e-dating on Roblox of all fucking applications. And I would assume you're dating on Roblox because you're too young to date on other dating apps.

You know, where all the real degenerate is? So you decided to compromise by dating on Roblox totally no weirdos on that application. And it somehow didn't cross your mind that, oh me, a vulnerable 13-year-old girl that just started puberty, has a weirdo guy that's e-dating me across the country. And he wants to see my kitty on the webcam. Okay, I think there's a problem. And for some reason, you didn't see any of that as a red flag. You were the start of the issue because you're fucking stupid.

I just stay in my room's too long, but I finally got a girlfriend and she's the bond. Bro, you've got a lot to learn. This motherfucker thinks that cating a girlfriend is just part of a trendy trend on Roblox. Honestly, man, I am glad you are not my son. Because if you were, you would get smacked the fuck up. But if you want a girlfriend, and I'm talking a genuine girlfriend that doesn't smell like fucking expired sushi. If you want a girlfriend, here's my big tip. Go the fuck outside.

I promise you, there is a beautiful woman out there that is named, Anastasia. Her hair is long, she is beautiful, and she is pure. What muf-f-f-a-you-looking like that? You are far from obtaining any woman of that caliber. Go the fuck outside. Work on yourself, King. I think I just threw up in my fucking mouth. That's supposed to be a guy. That's not a fucking guy. This is just another reason why you should not be e-dating on the fucking internet. You got all the fucking he-they and she-thays out there. You don't know what the fuck you're dating anymore.

Oh yeah, baby. My pronouns are she-her. Bro, shut the fuck up. No, it isn't. You're not a woman, you're a f***ed up science experiment. Damn, I'm fucking going back to living with Bigfoot. Yeah, that totally doesn't sound creepy in the slightest. This guy has absolutely no idea that this woman even exists. And there is actually a woman out there that is stalking his every move online. I would hate to be sleeping in night, and then I see random phevels throwing on my window.

And then I look on my window, then there's a random fucking seven-year-old that's like, oh yeah, baby, come here, make the... I would be freaked out. I would be freaked out. But it's okay. I have an AR-15.