Ryth - Roblox Should Be Investigated For This.
Episode Date: June 8, 2024Roblox Should Be Investigated For This.Roblox, the video game that only gets more cringe as the days pass. Roblox TikTok, Roblox Kids, and Roblox Cringe is one of the biggest Roblox memes to ever surf...ace the internet. Today we check out more of the worst Roblox videos.
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All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out the most popular but worst Roblox TikToks of all time.
Now, both of us have probably seen these TikToks sometime in our life,
but honestly, I have a shit memory, and so do you.
So what does it matter?
Look at the song, it gets me stoop against me drunk,
I'll do anything that you want, anything that you want.
Ladies, ladies, you do anything for me?
You know that Logan Paul Forrest?
Thank you,
Now, audience, I'm sure there's a lot of bacon's that are watching my videos.
Just know that you are probably the most valid people that are possibly in Roblox.
The fact that you don't have to spend any fucking money to appreciate how sexy you look in Roblox.
And admittedly enough, you have more skill than these people that spend thousands of fucking dollars a day.
I just can't help but respect you.
So yes, bacon lives do in fact matter.
No wonder men are so fucking weak nowadays.
To the ladies that are watching my videos,
I understand why you're bisexual now.
When your average man, actually, they're not even a fucking man.
When your average boy is like this every day,
I do not blame you for switching sides.
These soy boys ain't shit.
When mommy doesn't want to have e-sex,
shut the fuck up.
Despite the absolute degeneracy in this video,
Notice the guy that gave this woman Robux to begin with?
That's right, motherfuckers. That was a bacon right there.
All of these losers think that the slenders are the rich ones.
You are poorly mistaken, baby. It's all the bacon.
I don't have Robux in my account, but I'll have you guys know I'm fucking loaded.
Buddy, you are so far from stealing any girl that I get.
If you and I were to do a handshake, I would break your fucking arm.
You limp-risted pussy.
Well, at some point, I figured we'd find some illegal content.
Catfishing as a girl on Discord, you know how fucking cryptic that is?
And because of the Roblox gameplay in the background, you cannot be above the age of 12.
Now, I'm not going to accuse anybody of anything.
All I know is that there is definitely some funny business going on,
and it most definitely is not legal.
This is what you call a little kid that just discovered puberty.
I can shoot whites.
Shut the fuck up.
At least Spider-Man can approach women.
If a female even looks at you, you're gonna fucking combust.
The things people do for a nut.
I really have to emphasize this point because it is that fucking bad.
We are at a point in society where we see pixels on a screen,
and we see as such things to get off and twerk for.
Why did the internet have to be a thing?
Fuck me, man.
Interracial, gay, and Roblox.
I'm sorry to say, but I don't approve of this relationship.
Whoa, whoa, Rith! Are you fucking homophobic? What the fuck?
No little Timmy, you're taking me out of context again.
Fuck you.
They're e-dating on Roblox.
Period. That's the end of it.
Fuck this relationship.
I'll have you know baby girl than my Roblox character is in fact a virgin.
Because audience, I'd rather not clash kissers and mash pissers with a kid.
Is it a hot take?
I sure as hell hope it isn't.
I hate to break it to you, baby girl.
But they're only gonna be your world
until the internet goes out.
The phrase, rain on your parade,
is gonna be so literal.
The second there's a thunderstorm
and takes out your internet,
your day is gonna be fucking ruined.
And honestly, I would pay to see that.
What the fuck?
You know it's some serious shit
when I'm freaked out.
Motherfucker busted a crispy cream
on his Oreos to enjoy it.
You are quite literally eating your potential children.
Is this sick as fuck? Is it Jeffrey Dahmer? Is it incest? What is it?
The fact that this guy can say he's got hoes and Roblox.
I'm not quite sure if that is a flex or pathetic as shit.
However, audience, if we're going to rely on our basic instinct,
this Roblox character fuck skits. I know, I said it.
I know, audience, I'm so brave for saying that.
Now, normally I would call this degenerate behavior.
But I think the more and more this person talks to all.
other women in Roblox, the girl might actually realize that these boys on Roblox aren't actually men.
I promise you, Shottie, go outside, go to the coffee shop and look at the local kid that's doing
his fucking college homework. I promise you, they're light ears better than this guy in Roblox.
Middle schoolers think that they're hot shit with their one-liners.
Motherfucker, I scream when I'm inside women, you scream over a pop quiz, bitch. We ain't the same.
You sick shit. I guess he likes his women medium rare.
Out of all the videos I've checked out today, I feel like this is the only one that's satire.
And I sure as hell hope the previous videos we've checked out today are fake.
But if all these videos have genuine intentions behind them, holy fuck, we're doomed as a generation.
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you
how to fuck like an alpha male part one audience if you want to get in some pants this is the method to follow
you approach a girl and say baby your bone structure is giving my bone structure the second those words
leave your lips they're going to lay out their body like a construction blueprint what's that
you don't trust to me oh no pussy for you like i said before baby i'm loaded you should be the last
person to call me poor fucking tank top ass where'd you get that goodwill it's pretty fucking
And sad when my boxers cost your entire outfit.
Love robbery and fraud.
I'm a shocklifting god.
Bitch, I'm never gonna teach you every scam that I got.
Where are your parents?
Who even gave this girl a phone to begin with?
The only takeaway I'm getting from this video is your parents have a horrible fucking judgment of your maturity.
You are going nowhere in life.
And honestly, I think that's the way it should be.
I mean, the only problem I see here is that you're all degenerates.
Go outside, touch some grass, you know the same bullshit.
Just stop being a fucking loser.
I would give you the world, baby girl.
What's that the same world you don't even go outside to fucking see?
Wow, bro, your words mean so much.
Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go outside and see the world, baby girl.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
