Ryth - Roblox TikTok Is Worse Than You Thought.
Episode Date: June 30, 2024Roblox TikTok Is Worse Than You Thought.Roblox. Roblox TikTok and TikTok cringe continous to grow as TikTok trends grow as well. Roblox is one of the biggest sources of cringe on TikTok. Today we revi...sit the worst Roblox TikTok Cringe.
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All right people what's up.
Today we're finally checking out some more of the worst Roblox TikToks.
Why does it feel good to be back?
Watch and learn how to risk.
Wait, Jules, Jules, Jules.
Wait, I literally remember you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, it is you.
Wait, give me 360.
Wait, give me a 360.
Bro, it definitely is you, bro.
You're the love of my life.
You know what?
I actually take back everything I said.
I haven't checked out Roblox TikTok in forever and I think I know why.
I mean, granted, this.
This TikTok in particular is probably satire.
But the problem is audience is that there's actual shit like this that does happen on Roblox.
Not saying that this guy is doing it, but motherfuckers are out here being 50 years old wanting to date 5 year olds and shit.
Literally on Roblox.
Like what the fuck?
You know, after like three seconds of thinking about it, I don't think I want to hear a bunch of little children screaming in my ear.
Especially Roblox game chat, you know how loud the motherfuckers are?
I'd rather hear a fucking lanky bu.
intro before I hear that shit.
Audience, my point
has been proven. If you want to go
to the rust bucket of retardation,
then these guys are your bunch. I'm not trying
to have some blue-haired fucking bitch
be jumping off the Roblox walls and
screaming and shit. My ears are already
damaged, and I'm not trying to hear your stupid ass.
The voice of an angel.
Audience, whoever that was, I hope
they have a blessed life. However,
I'm afraid that is probably going to be
the quietest this video is going
to be. Fasten your seatbelt and
Pucker that ass because we're in for a ride today.
Yo, Tony just came out the closet, bro.
Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, he told me a couple days ago.
It's crazy, right?
Yeah, bro, I can't really be hanging out with him no more like that.
Why can't you hang out with Tony anymore?
Oh shit, audience.
Do we have a homophobe in Roblox?
I thought motherfuckers like that went extinct.
Homophobes in 2020.
The fuck.
Oh, bro.
I'm gonna hear some guy, bro.
I can't be having him coming on.
You're like, why you laughing, bro?
What the fuck?
Yo, Tony ain't think about your ass, bad.
Yo, put your seat butt on.
What you're talking about, bro?
Like, what you mean?
Tony wants you. Yeah, bro, like, come on, bro. Like,
Bro, stop the last. I don't think Tony is the only one that came out the closet today.
Why is this motherfucker's so worried about Tony, dog?
If you thinking Tony thinks you was a fucking cute ass,
then you should pack your bags immediately.
Bro thinks he's a 10, but motherfucker, you like a 2.
And also, this shit is in Roblox, so it doesn't fucking matter.
Tell me, what's up? Tell me what you're laughing for?
Fuck it. Um, bro, bro, bro,
straight women barely wants you.
What made you think Tony all of a sudden just wants you, all right?
Like, your hair lines don't even, you look dusting.
Like...
Damn, boy, you clapped as fuck!
You belong in the Museum of Sexual Confusion.
The day, yeah,
but you, up the mouth, the dark window,
at the southern...
Is this how you little shits are?
When me and the gentlemen have a sleepover,
we have a fucking men's night out.
I'm talking the fucking pizza, the Pokemon,
the anime, the everything.
Not the girls party with the fucking gay boy Austin
talking about the Megan Stallion album drop.
Essentially, what I'm saying is that the men's night out is the good shit.
Fuck girls' night out.
I'm extremely disappointed with the note that was left by the substitute and you guys' behavior when I wasn't here.
Nah.
Jamal Jackson.
Oh.
You told the substitute, shut your lean, mean, green bean, crispy, clean face ass up?
What kind of fucking insult is that?
That's like some shit out here in the middle school hallway.
Shut your green beat ass.
Shut the fuck up.
Motherfucker call me a green bean.
You was a bitch. You was a pussy.
Dude sounds like SpongeBob on Down syndrome.
I swear some people have some of the most demonic laughs ever.
I definitely for sure have a demonic laugh.
You guys haven't heard it because my videos are fake as fuck.
But if I ever have a genuine laugh,
I'm afraid that you all would be terrified.
The Joker ain't shit compared to me.
Audience, I feel like I shouldn't be watching this.
I feel like I'm invading somebody's privacy.
Watching somebody's sleep is something I don't really do on the daily.
What the fuck am I looking at?
I cannot believe I sat here thinking I was invading somebody's privacy.
What little did I know this fucking woman was two steps ahead.
This woman's about to fuck this guy up.
She's going to fucking touch him right in the no-no spot.
Please don't touch me next.
Fuck you.
Oh, what the fuck?
Audience, this is exactly why I do not play any scary games.
If I saw that fucking shit inside of Roblox,
You bet your ass I'll be shitting myself.
I ain't fucking with Hero Bryant.
Hell no!
My mother's first language is Spanish.
So sometimes when I talk to her in English, she'll forget a word or two, but not a problem.
She'll just create new words.
Words no one else was brave enough to use.
Oh, well, your mom is exactly like me.
Audience, when I was in Spanish class, I would just make up the fucking words as I go.
I was so unbelievably shit it Spanish that I had my Spanish friends do all the fucking homework for me.
I'll even try reading a sentence in Spanish for you guys.
Okay, so this.
This is subscribe to Rith on YouTube.
Subscribate, uh, Rith and YouTube.
All you Hispanic people are fucking laughing right now.
I know it.
He took my little cousins to the mall once,
and this is what she told me when she got back.
She was like, it was so cute.
I took the kids on one of those, um,
El Horse Tornado or whatever.
You know what it is.
I'm sorry.
El Horse Tornado?
To be fair, I can't be talking too much shit.
I can't insult this person because I'm the same motherfucker that says
Subscribate A Rith and YouTube.
But I mean L-horse Tornado? That sounds fucking scary.
I'm gonna need you to elaborate.
And she was like, you know what I'm talking about.
You put that attitude down? You put it down.
Like, okay, putting it down.
Yeah, you don't want to fuck with Hispanic parents.
Don't beat your ass, I promise you that.
Said, don't try me. I'll kick your ass.
No, you won't. Fuck you.
And I was like, you don't need to kick my ass.
Just put me in a horse tornado. I'll be terrified.
You think you're funny?
Mom, how would you act if someone said that to you in Spanish?
Tornado de caballos. That sounds horrifying.
She was like, okay, that's pretty funny.
Merry Go Round, by the way.
Merry Go Round?
How the fuck do you get horse tornado from Mary Go Round?
Listen, I'm very shitted Spanish audience.
Don't get me wrong.
After all, I sound like a fucking hillbilly saying Subscribete.
But motherfucker, how do you get horse tornado from a merry go round?
That has got to be the shittiest metaphor I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not quite sure what's worse.
L. Horse Tornado or Subscribete Arith and YouTube.
Hispanic parents be fucking up English, hella.
Parents be like, I'm in such a bad man.
I think I'm gonna go yell at my kids, so they're in a bad mood too.
Holy shit.
This is the most relatable shit I've seen today.
Audience, if your mommy or daddy is in a bad mood and they scream at you,
boy does it become just the highlight of your day.
Oh, what's that your mom fucking shitted the bed on bingo last night?
Well, you're gonna hear all about it today, you little shit.
Whether she expresses her pain to you verbally or physically, you're gonna fucking feel it.
And speaking of feeling, I gotta take a shit.
This subway be acting up for real.
audience i've seen enough bullshit today please click the video on screen i promise you'll love it but
anyways yeah subscribe
