Ryth - Roblox TikTok Must Be Illegal.

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

Roblox TikTok Must Be Illegal.

My broskies, I gotta bounce. Bounce on your boister. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out more of the weirdest Roblox TikToks. I cannot believe it. Okay, so to anybody in the audience that does art, I just wanted to let you know that your art actually has value. Don't devalue and degrade yourself by drawing random Roblox couples.

They don't deserve this shit. They don't deserve praise. And I sincerely apologize if you're drawing a Roblox couple to begin with, I feel like that just degrades your art. And because of that, I don't think anybody should commission you for as long as you live. Because you drew this shit. I really hope this isn't the same person from before. Like, motherfucker, why aren't you putting your talent to something way more productive?

You could be doing commissions or maybe an art sale, but no, you're making fucking Roblox couples on digital art. How does this person not see that as a waste of fucking time? I feel like if I wrote a five-page suicide note that would still be more productive than drawing Roblox couples, I would rather end doing anything else in my entire life than giving the possible chance of drawing another couple. I know, I know, I'm so humble. You know, I would have actually agreed with this.

But the thing is that you guys have yet to know what you guys look like in real life. That's why you aren't even using real pictures of yourself. If that were the case, you would have used actual photos of yourself? And why are you e-dating at 15 and 16 years old on Roblox? Audience, did you know that these motherfuckers can drive? But instead, they're e-dating on a video game. This just makes me feel very insecure on the road. Holy shit, we just witnessed a breakup in Roblox.

Oh my gosh. If I'm going to keep it a buck, it was probably for the best. Even though two people in this video are still e-dating, maybe it could provoke the third one to stop fucking being a loser. And maybe she'll realize, hmm, maybe if I got some dick, IRL, maybe that'd be better. Eh, who knows? Probably not. I'm about to fucking throw up. I know this is so cliche to say, but go outside, not fucking in Roblox, but just, but just, go outside your house. And that's me saying it. I make two videos daily. I'm a true house hermit and I'm

saying this. But if you really want to unlock the true meaning of your life, just walk outside. Trust me, you'll never turn back. Unless you're a YouTuber because you have to make a living. This video is already daunting to begin with. Listen, if you're doing any TikTok couple trend, you're already one foot in the grave. But doing the trend in the amount of cringe we're about to witness. Oh, that's fucking endless. And with the addition of it being Rooplocks TikTok, I will not put it past us, that it's gonna be fucking awful. I'm sorry I couldn't play the original song in the TikTok, but it was some fine fucking literature.

It was a symphony of angels, a harmonious tone to my fucking ear drums. I'm just kidding, it was an absolute travesty. I'd rather put my ass cork in my fucking ear so I can never hear that shit again. I think there's a point in somebody's life where you can commit a certain amount of cringe to where you should be banished off the fucking internet. Actually, no, no, no, no, no, just the earth. I think we're at that point. I feel like this person needs to be,

publicly executed for their cringe. Listen, all I'm gonna say is if you're gonna dress up like a zoo animal, I'm gonna throw you in a fucking zoo. If you're gonna act like a zoo animal, I'm gonna treat you like a fucking zoo animal. You unhygienic little shit, never going outside, tuckin' a women looking ass, you never do it. You are a pussy. I'll get to you in a fucking minute. Fuck you.

Yeah, I don't really have anything to say about the girl. You're just a loser. Then I'm gonna last out to this brood. I need love in a girl. I just want to point out in the midst of All these e-dating videos, remember, these two people think that they're the one. Just let that shit sink in for a second. Somebody that you've never met in your entire life, you think that they're the fucking one.

The soulmate, the twin fucking flame. It's really a sad reality we live in. There's almost 8 billion people that's on planet Earth, and there's somebody for everybody. But for the majority of these people, oh God almighty, it will be a mystery. Shit, I poppy, I adore you. I'm like, baby, I ain't normal. Alex will beat me... No, we fucking won't.

How do you expect somebody to beat my fucking ass when there's already five bullet holes in his chest? All I got to do is throw rubbing alcohol on his fucking body, and he's gonna die. I also love your avatar. You suited so well, you fucking clown. This is a direct message to whoever made this TikTok. You are far away from qualifying his parents.

I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the ands ifs or butts. I don't give a shit. I don't want you coming back to me crying. Oh, Reth was right. I should have got fucking pregnant at 13. Hey, what can I say? I've never been wrong.

I've always been right my entire life. Gee, I couldn't believe. Shottie got me nut and got me wanted to cream. What the fuck? I don't know what D.H. I'm assuming it means dark-haired. But I'm not quite sure if this man is either desperate or necrophilic. Apparently you want to nut and fucking cream your pants because a girl gets mad at you for killing her.

Truly, what is the world come to? Anybody gets turned on from anything nowadays. I can trim my fucking toenails and a guy's gonna get rock hard over it. Fucking pervert. My broskies, I gotta bounce. Bounce on your poised. What, why? What's the fucking purpose of this shit?

I am truly losing my mind. I've made arguably over 30 Roblox videos. And there's always going to be something new that blows my socks off. But this is something new writing somebody's name on your cubs. That's a new one. So let me get this straight. You acknowledge the problem and you do not want to fix it and yet you're just going to continue to embrace it.

What a horrible mindset. I truthfully feel like my videos for these e-daters on Roblox can truly be therapeutic in a way because I'm pointing out the wrongs in their life and leading them into the right direction. But when it comes to people like this, you acknowledge the problem, you know what's a problem. But with the info you know,

you're going to continue being a shithead in dating every single guy that you're never going to meet on the internet. What a horrible mindset. I hope you never come across your soulmate ever. But anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.