Ryth - Spice Kings Are Ruining TikTok.

Episode Date: August 25, 2024

Spice Kings Are Ruining TikTok.Spice Kings. Today we look at Spice Kings On TikTok, these spice kings are extremely cringe their YouTube Shorts are even worse. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Alright people what's up. Today I bring you my compilation about Spice Kings. Over the past year I have made countless videos roasting various Spice Kings on my YouTube channel and YouTube shorts. But today I decided to put all of my best moments inside of one video for you guys to enjoy. Also before we begin, there's going to be a mystery word I'm going to place throughout the video. And whoever comments this mystery word first, I will send you $50. But anyways, audience, enjoy the compilation. Word spicy is gone. Bro, I thought you was about to say something else.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Hebe fucking nasty. E. That's too much, I can't do it. Fucking pussy. Blow faster. Bro, you susses fuck. Go fast. Shut off.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Ghost pepper ramen. That shit looks fucking disgusting. Are you sure that's not fucking pubic hair? It's not spicy. Red's hot hot sauce. Two eggs bullock hot sauce. Oh, that's enough. I've had enough of your fucking mouth.
Starting point is 00:00:57 That shit needs to stay closed like Rosie O'Donald's legs, motherfucker. You look stowed out of your mind. I mean, that's what 20 trips to the fucking toilet does to you. Giant, ma'am! Chica, checka, check a slim shady. Bro, I swear if this guy is running out of video ideas. Shika, shooke, shut the fuck off. Dine sneakers bar.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Bro, I refuse to believe that he actually ate all that shit. This guy just ate my entire Chipotle bathroom shit in one city. Golden chocolate bunny! What the fuck is that? Guys, subscribe to erase your memory. It's time to boost my spice limit. Why the fuck are you still here? Can you like stop striking Vesh Remy's fucking videos?
Starting point is 00:01:45 You blood-sucking fucking mosquito. I car on a Ripper. Why does it look like shriveled up foreskin? Yes, just like my childhood. Uh, what the fuck? Blue tachis? Red tachies. Cheesy tachies.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Green tachies. Bro, is this guy fucking scared of anything spicy? Every video this man is eating tachies at like 10 scobl units. Hint this pious dude calls this YouTube content. Guys, this is like every spicy. Video. Let's push my spice limit. Red dachies.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Red tachies. Red tachies. Red tachies. Red tachies. Ooh. Tabasco. Oh. Sault.
Starting point is 00:02:24 That's one. I can hate pickles. Bro, I don't fucking feel good. Woochikil Wichu-a-blue tachis. Taki's again, bro. Pockies aren't even fucking spicy. Hint the blue ones are even shittier. Did this motherfucker make the ocarina of time?
Starting point is 00:03:01 Look, it's a spicy bow. Ah, you're so funny. Fuck off. Halapino. Halapino red tachia. The pepper's not even spicy anymore. You gutted the fucking pepper with tachis. You just removed like 90% of the spice.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Here's. You red tachis? Dude, fuck off. Red tachis. Bro, you was such a pussy. Chimoy. Fucking dumbass. Your aim is worse than me taking a piss.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Why is it red? Shut the fuck up. Just eat the bullshit. Is that a fucking mouth bubble? Let's test my hot sauce limit. Hey, look, it's a sensitive piece of shit. This guy's trying to sue you. Fresh Remy. Like that's gonna fucking work.
Starting point is 00:03:40 The bomb hot sauce. Holy shit, you're so fucking brave. 30,000 Scovel units. Somebody give this man a fucking award. Bro, shut the fuck up. Alright, so Spisey finally responded to me in his new video. Giant purple Cheetos?
Starting point is 00:03:51 Purple one chip. Dude, why you eating all this stupid shit? Why does it say featuring Rift? I see. Giant purple chicken wing. My mouth is open for you, baby. Mr. Chicken Wing. Nah, no, no, no, no. F*** this shit.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Spisy, you're gonna fucking regret this. Who? Mr. Chickenwing? Who? Mr. fucking chicken, whew-h-h-ha-ha-ha. Two seconds. Ah ha ha ha! Mr. Chicken wig, who?
Starting point is 00:04:19 What'd you say you mean, a little bitch? One minute, 37 seconds later. Yeah. I just... Giant Papalchitos! Damn, off-fuck, are you guys about to eat Barney's shit? Guys, don't tell a gay man that Barney poops that big of turds. Mm.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Nuclear pickle? Wasabi? Pickle powder. Dude, why does Spisey sister look like she's being held at gunpoint? We gotta save Spicey's sister. She genuinely does not want to do this shit. Help me! And why does this motherfucker look like the default reptile from Skyrim?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Guys, I'm telling you, Taco Bell makes you age like milk. Carolina Reaper? Yo, guys, did you catch that spicy skin tone literally changed when he ate the pepper? This mufiel was pale a second ago, and now he looks like he got fucking sunburn. Yo, guys, subscribe if Spisey can't handle spice. The Book of Pleasure and Pain. Motherfucker sounds like Master Shifu. The book of pleasure.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Fuck off! Why'd you put it in your mouth like that? So slow and delicately. Kind of suss, man. Why the fuck did I say that? What the fuck was that? Y'all really keep trying to tell me that I won't do a whole bottle of this stuff. Hey, look, it's ruptured anus.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I know you'll drink the bottle, but I'm gonna feel so bad for your plumber. Stop playing with me. It's probably not even spicy. 10,000 likes and I'll try this fucker's sauce. Let's make nuclear chicken. Nuclear chicken. Motherfucka, you gotta take a nuclear shit. Chicken Lord!
Starting point is 00:05:51 Gahr-h-h-h-h-h-h-bik-a-ma-bh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h... What the fuck? This guy's officially lost his mind. Giant-blue tachy. Too, not this fucking guy again. You need to shove that tachy straight up your... John red tachy. Do the same thing with that one.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Shove it straight up your... Spicy dog. Spicy, what the f***er you doing? So you're no longer butt-hurt over Vestrami f-me fucking flaming you? Now you're gonna be gonna be going to be going to be go. cool about it. Why don't you make a video on me, spicy? You already commented this on my videos a long time ago. Bro, chill. You need to chill your wack. The fuck off. You ain't gonna make a video on me because you're a fainzzi. I'm not vest remi, motherfucker. I'm not scared of a court case.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Dude, why the fuck is that cheetah's so damn huge? Did you dig that wax out of Helen Keller's ear? Or? Sour pickle balls? I like balls. That's so fucking funny! Of course you would say that you fucking pickle puffer. Pick a number. One? But shut the fuck. Giant Reaper Cheetos.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Dude, how the fuck you fitting that in your throat? You must have gotten some real practice, huh? Left or right. Oh, what's wrong, spicy? You too pussy for the Satan's toe? Should a fucking new. John Hapanero? Shut your pshaw.
Starting point is 00:07:15 My spicy hot dog. Wait, spicy, no. Fasch what the f*** are you here fash what the f f f s'n't this why are you here hold on what the f f*** spicy what the f f f fict you get that dorito dude that thing is big as shit Mothus respondent cloudy with a chance of meatballs spicy where are you getting these green tachies it looks like Shrek's big old f***ing did I ever say that you're a fat call me Neil Armstrong with the amount of craters in your fucking skin eating all that junk food is oh my god Shrek
Starting point is 00:07:59 Shrek, give me more Shrek! My mouth is open for you, baby. Damn, this motherfucker is weird. Giant blue and red tachies! Okay, what the fuck is going on here? Please don't tell me this dude is a fucking sister. I'm not saying it's bad having a little sister, but your older brother is spicy?
Starting point is 00:08:13 Dude, I feel so bad for this girl. Huh, bro, are you really gonna make this girl eat a fucking habanero? I get it spicy, you like spicy food, but not everybody is like you, bro. No! Yeah! What a fucking psychopath! It looks like she's being held a gun,
Starting point is 00:08:30 Guys, everybody subscribe if we should save Spicey's sister. Oh yes, baby, get in. Yes! Yes! I know what you're thinking. Why the f f f- did you have to see this shit? Believe me, audience, I didn't want to see this shit either. But guess what?
Starting point is 00:08:42 If I had to see this sick shit, so do you. Ripper soda! Hey, Mommy, my mouth! Bro, I swear this guy tries to make anything perverted as f- Mommy, my mouth! Shut the fuck up, duty ass. And Mexico candy!
Starting point is 00:09:02 Oh my god, holy fucking shit. Spisey just flipped off the Mexicans. I saw that middle finger, Spicey. I saw you flip off the Mexicans. Bro, after all the tachies this motherfucker could consume, you would think he loves the Mexicans. Spicey, they quite literally gave you a fucking career. Guys, leave a like if spicy betrayed the Mexicans.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Red tachies. Spicey, why did you actually eat something spicy? You untalented. Red tachy powder. Hey, motherfucker, how much powder do you need? Call that shit your mama's pants to wait that soil. I don't want to eat it. Then don't eat it, dumb fuck.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Why the fuck you looking at me like that? Why is your mouth open you waiting for, fucking James Charles. She my pickle? Power spaghetti. Bro, after three weeks of you not uploading, you come back in your finger, and go fucking pickle.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Audience, can you guys give me an L. Spicey? I'm a pickle. Please eat me. Shut up. Now, wait a minute, did Spicy just roast themselves? Bro, can somebody pinch me? Am I fucking dreaming? Motherfucka looks like Miss Simia.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Everybody subscriber close to 3 mil. Spicy is delicious. What chip challenge? Oh, look at this fucking. Pussy. Audience, if we reach 3 million subscribers by the end of the month, I'll go ahead and do the one chip challenge. I love spicy. I'm not a Pxy. Well, look at the warning. Spicey, you know that warning was not for you. Bro, that warning should be for your plumber. Brother, there ain't no fucking way you had no reaction eating that. Look at your fucking eyes. You look like a mom on alcohol.
Starting point is 00:10:33 They feel delicious. What the fuck? Did he say blue tachie? Not this shit again. How many times is this motherfucker gonna go? Blue tachie. Red tachies in my fucking ass. Green tachies? Chimor. Faisi, this sh-'s about to be more colorful than your fucking sexuality. Ah, that's too much. Faisi, can you quit sounding gay as f***t for one video? Seriously, dude, just one video, just one fucking video.
Starting point is 00:10:57 It's so colorful. Yeah, just like you, motherfucker. I hope when this fucker goes to the doctor to get his tonsils removed, the doctor slips his hand and dices his fucking throat. Anyways, everybody subscriber fucking pass away. Gime blue taki? Giant green tucky. Faisy, how many times do you gonna do this fucking?
Starting point is 00:11:14 fucking video. I'm sick if you say it this giant blue ducky, giant green tucky. Yo, shut the fuck-a-f-all. Yeah, spicy, we already know you're a fat ass. You fat fuck-fuck all. Everybody subscribes so I can pass this weird ass. Giant corno. Shub it up your... Green chili.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Ah, it looks scary. You approaching a woman looks in scary. Imagine if this motherfucker walks up to you and ask you on a date. Ooh, baby, go on the date with me. Shut the fuck a bitch. Red so. Ooh! Hey dumb, you're kind of pouring everything on the fucking floor. Does your eyes have more craters than your fucking skin?
Starting point is 00:11:58 That's the face spicy makes when he sees an attractive male. My mouth is open for you, baby. Give me that Nordic fucking seed. Fucking weird ass. Spicy is gonna fucking die. Spicy, how many of these things are you gonna eat, bro? That chip is from fucking 2022. How is that shit not expired yet?
Starting point is 00:12:16 Ew, that shit is fucking nasty. Why does it look like the dead skin on EDP? He's feet. Is he talkies? Ooh, Oh, shot the fuck. If this guy keeps eating this shit, guys, one of the biggest spice kings are literally scared of me.
Starting point is 00:12:29 So I'm sure all of you guys know the spice king called Spicey. Which if you ask me, he's probably one of the most sensitive spice kings I've ever fucking seen. Anyways, when Spicey posts a brand new YouTube video, I like to comment something very thoughtful and provoking. And this motherfuck is so sensitive that he actually banned me from his comment section. Now, you might be wondering, how exactly did I find this out? I was on my other account and I checked Spisey's videos and literally none of my fucking comments were found.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Like, holy shit, this guy's a pussy. Leave a like if you agree. Spicey almost exploded. Guy Pepper Gummy. Oh, so that's how big you are. Why is bro looking at is so serious? Oh yeah, baby, look at me. Suckin that fucking gummy. Spice, you're being weird as fuck. Does this motherfucker think he can see?
Starting point is 00:13:16 America's got talent more like America's got fucking retards. Is this guy doing? Why does this motherfucker wonder why we make fun of his dumb ass? Look at your fucking skull! Why is this so huge? It's spicy, get the fucking Zika virus? No reaction. Yeah, Spisey, shut the fuck up, but that's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Freezing cold Doritos? Paisi, what the fuck happened to your face? Did I just land on the fucking moo? Because, holy fuck the craters in your skin. Frizing cold chitos? Why the fuck are you spurging out like that? That f'fka ate some junk food and he's got cerebral palsy. What?
Starting point is 00:13:58 What? What is wrong with you? You look like me when I'm making love. Spicey's gonna pass away. Shrine tachy cream. Spicey, how many times are you gonna fucking eat this shit? Giant tachy cream? Yeah, but fucka, shut up.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Let me hot Doritos. Bamba. I bet that's the sound that motherfucker makes in the bathroom. Bamba. Yo, what the fuck? Hot chip challenge? I'm gonna die.
Starting point is 00:14:19 No, spicy. I don't want you to fucking die. Yo, DJ spin that shit. Yeah. I'm so happy because... Let's boost my spice, lim. Hi, Spice. He's he just roasted me.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yesterday, I made a video where I tried the grimacee. Hit spicy comments and it called me a fucking mouse? I already know, motherfucker, you ain't talking. Like, motherfucker, why do you look like so many cartoon characters I can think of right now? Motherfika, you calling me a mouse because you know I get that fucking cheddar. A lot of my money is from making fun of your stupid ass. He deflated fucking Triton on Down syndrome. Motherfucker's acne looks like an expired piece of fucking bread.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Calling me a mouse, motherfucker, you look like something a mouse would eat. You fucking use Band-Aid. Get the fuck out of here with that weak-ass shit. Bro, what the f f f' is that abomination of God? Did you take all the fucking earwax out of hell and Keller? Giant pink chito? Gay cheap. Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, Spicey just made fun of gay people.
Starting point is 00:15:12 W. Guys, I can't believe spicy, also flipped off gay people. W. Giant blue cheeto. Mmm. Two double D. Yeah, I think after hearing that, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Guys, everybody.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Subscribe if you hate spicy Volcano Dorito Pizzi what the f f f did you just say? Volcano Dorito can your dumb ass pronounce anything? Rano reapers What's going on? That's my f***er just turn into a bell pepper what is this weak-ass shit? Buh Shut the fuck up you pussie. Anyways everybody clicked a pin comment to see me roast spicy even more.
Starting point is 00:16:00 What spicy is ramen? Psy I know that shit ain't spicy. That ramen is probably like two scovil units. Bro this shit doesn't even look like It looks like chef boyardee. What the fuck is your saliva so stringy? It's fucking pulsating. Oh, guys, spicy! Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Ah, quit your bitch. Subscribe if you think this guy's a whiny bitch. Let's put my spicy. Not fucking you again. Red chili, blue tachies. What are we all going to agree that tachis are bullshit? Oh my god! Tockees? cookies are spicy no they're fucking not if any of you benchers think that tockies are spicy
Starting point is 00:16:55 then you're like plus ultra fucking pussy yeah yes yes get in get in ha ha ha ha you're so funny someone kill me ginaats wasabi whoo yeah f fissue subscribe if you beat the shit that is spicy giant bechering beaches peaches beaches bro you look really excited holding that peach right now i That's the only fucking peach you're gonna touch in your life. This is probably you off camera with that peach. Oh, daddy's so good.
Starting point is 00:17:28 What's sour candy? No, no. Who the fuck is the director of these videos? Who told Spisey to make that noise? Hey, mufts, I really said... Grief, shut up. Wait a minute. Oh!
Starting point is 00:17:39 Giant sour, gami warm. Nah, dude, that shit is way too big for your mouth. Even the Guinness World Records biggest butthole's not gonna fit that shit. Guys, subscribe if we should save Spisey's sister. All right, audience. History word for this video is Bartholomew. Go comment the word Bartholomew if you're the first one then I will send you your money Anyways go comment hurry up 2xmasy ramen
Starting point is 00:18:01 Good sir how the fuck does your asshole still function I know this dude is not healthy bro can't even get a fucking skincare routine Let's push my spice slim Wow dude you're so funny you made a cock out of peppers Ha ha Fuck yourself guys it's very scary what the fuck is that that creation is a throbbing asshole waiting to happen You're so fucking nasty. I know this guy ain't got fucking hosed.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Like you're gonna watch this guy eat this and then say you're gonna kiss him? Fuck no. Anyways, I've seen enough bullshit today. Let's taste my spice limit. Are those fucking talkies? And do you call this a spice test? Oh, that's so fucking weak. Burn our black hurts us.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Dude, stop fucking looking at me like that. I will say his seductive stare is on point. It really makes me wanna- Korea or Germany. Korea! Okay, are we not gonna bring up how this man ate this shit? Did three bites how it is your fucking lips wrap around it like that wait pause. Don't tell a gay man. I just said that Amerima or Thailand
Starting point is 00:19:01 What? Pica merri ma blight Okay actually what the fuck am I even watching this isn't even a spice video. You're being a fat for 30 seconds No reaction. Excuse me who the fuck are you Friken expired ass hard-boiled Humpty Dumpty dumpty dumb fuck. Yo guys for me seeing this shit, y' got to subscribe Let's test my spice limit finally there's something fucking good Bro, cut the fucking eye contact. Treating that pepper like a fucking dick. No react.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Bullshit. Have you seen your skin? All that fucking shit, no reaction. This is Dian hot sauce. I want the end of your career. Hopefully that sauce is gonna finish the job. Fassi Bha, I need to cullo! And you don't expect for us to make fun of your fucking ass?
Starting point is 00:19:59 Best Remy was right, bro. You're a fucking pussy. Guys, do you remember the Spice King Luke did that? Well, I just found his little brother. Hi, my name is Cassidy. Bro, why is your Luke did that trucker hat? looking ass named Chasity. And why are you looking at me like a serial killer? I feel like you're about to do something to my chocolate starfish. Bro, stop hitting your fucking vape. Just eat your damn food. Wish.com Luke did that looking ass.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Yeah, I'm clocked, oh, I'm clocked out. Bro, this guy is such a pussy. You had ramen noodles. It wasn't even anything crazy. Anyway, subscribe. Guys, do you remember the spice king Luke did that? Well, I just found his little brother. Hi, my name is Cassidy. Bro, why is your Luke did that trucker hat looking ass? name chastity and why are you looking at me like a serial killer I feel like you're about to do something to my chocolate starfish bro stop hitting your fucking vape just eat your damn food wish dot com Luke did that looking ass yeah I'm clocked oh I'm clocked out bro this guy is such a pussy you had ramen noodles it wasn't even anything crazy anyway subscribe whoo hoo hoo hoo bro you haven't even started eating and you got
Starting point is 00:21:26 shit on your face how the f f f f f fopper RAH More spicy Ah, get off my head Get out of my head Dude, what the fuck is going on A spicy My fuck is talking to the demons
Starting point is 00:21:37 in his head This guy will talk to demons And respond to Veshremi But he's scared of me Okay, motherfucker Biggs! Bro, why is it so fucking orange? Bro, did this guy just chop off Donald Trump
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah, after what I said about Donald Trump This looks fucking weird By the way, everybody clicked a pin comment To see me Rose Spice Kings even more Let's test my spice someone again Motherfucker looks like handsome Squidward. Steve's gonna be fucking jealous, bro. Fresno and fucking talkies.
Starting point is 00:22:05 That is maximum 10,000 Scoville. Oh, look at me, I'm testing my fucking spice limit. Get the fuck outta here with that weak ass shit. I need spicy for a whole day. Guys, I would like to make a deal with you. I decided when we reach 3 million subscribers, I will buy and review Spisies merch. So if you look at my subscriber count
Starting point is 00:22:21 and it doesn't say 3 mil, I'm not gonna buy this fucking dog shit. I mean, look at this guy. You think he wants to buy spicy merch? No. So what are you guys doing? Subscribe!

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