Ryth - Stokes Twins Are The Fakest YouTubers.

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Stokes Twins Are The Fakest YouTubers.

Take off your shirt. Oh, stop, stop, stop. 50 shirts. Yay! I'm always as big as Alex. Alex is not allowed to stop running until we hit 130 mil. Wait a minute, so this video has only played for two seconds, and your channel has already gained 10 subscribers.

At this rate, dude, you're going to be getting 130 million subscribers within the next 10 seconds. Crazy that you guys had to make a YouTube short about his fat ass running for 50 subscribers. And also, if you guys want me to be completely honest with you, I think they're running for 10 seconds is all that Alex can even handle. 50 shirts. Dang! I'm always as big as Alex. Listen, YouTube, it's not even me making fun of Alex for being one fat motherfucker. It's literally everybody.

So don't come striking my video because I'm calling this guy a fat motherfucker. All right, people, what's up? The Stokes Twins have turned into the fakes YouTube channel of all time. Now, audience, just like how it's been a long time since I checked out the Stokes. Stokes Twins' YouTube channel. It has also been a very long time since Alex ate a fucking salad. And because it's been that much of a long time, their content has also changed within that time as well.

Has their content gotten bigger? Has Alex also gotten bigger? Is this motherfucker the first place in Agario? We are going to find out all of that today. Let's begin. Raise your hand. Brody, why the fuck do they look like that? Brody over on the left looks like the neighborhood kid

that actually looks like a good friend to hang out. with. And that this motherfucker is the neighborhood kid you're left with. Ronaldo or LeBron? LeBron! What? Bro, I feel like every single second that passes, I'm not liking this motherfucker more and more. Not even Ronaldo versus LeBron James. I'm talking about Michael Jordan and LeBron James.

Even in both situations, LeBron James is fucking garbage. Personally, if you had to ask me, Michael Jordan and Ronaldo are both the goats. I want to know what you guys think as well. LeBron James or Michael Jordan or Ronaldo versus Messi. Pick a number. through 10. Dude, why do you look so fucking fruity holding up your hand like that? Is that the hand gesture you make to the chef when you want three more apple fritters,

you big o'ass? Chef, I need three more fucking fritters. Coming right up, Alex. Mm, yeah, it tastes so fucking good. Shut the fuck up. Take off your shirt. Oh, stop, stop, stop. Dude, why did they both get a checkmark for taking off their shirt?

They look nothing alike. You're fine, buddy. I'm not worried about you, but you. You. motherfucker. You need to like hashtag put a fucking shirt on. Hey, what? Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Subscribe.

I'm locking in at 200 mil! I'll be writing in the comments! Y'all better subscribe! Yeah, uh, I don't think I am gonna subscribe, Alex. The fact you need 200 million subscribers for you to put down the apple fritters is fucking insane. You won't do it for the respect of your friends or family, and you're not going to do it for your health. But you're gonna do it for 200 million five-year-olds that don't really do it. give a shit about you. All that they care about is the dog shit brain rot content you

publish to the fucking website. Yeah, dude, let's do it for them. Let's not do it for my own fucking heart health. Cardiac arrest? Nah, I'm not worried about that. Dude, get your priority straight. Holy shit. This is the hardest challenge in the world. The Hercules hold. Guys, remember what I said earlier about their videos are completely fake? Those little pillars that he's holding up right now, I guarantee they probably weigh like 50 pounds each. And that's being fucking generous dude and also when the pillars hit the ground they did a fucking green screen effect man if we really zoom in on this shit you can tell bro it's so obvious i find it very difficult to find one video that's actually fully authentic then again i'm kind of doing it to myself i'm on youtube

dot com after all only the strongest men in the world can hold these seven hundred pound pillars so what you're basically telling me is that the strongest people are the only people that can hold these pillars together see what i mean Look at these Guinness World Record holding fucking blokes dude holding this shit together and all the veins and their body is popping out And here we have mr. Allen from the stokes twins pretending like this shit is difficult The video's fake guys who would have fucking knew that and I'm gonna see which one of my friends can hold it the longest Why do you have Alex as the second strongest person in your fucking lineup? Don't you think you're putting a little too much pressure on Alex? He's already benching his fucking tent top

No like seriously it's so fucking Hold in there that his nipples is benching his 3 ounce t-shirt. That's pretty impressive. Starting from weakest to strongest. Oh, my balls! Excuse me, but I could have swore that you said your balls, dude, please explain to me where in this exercise your balls is going to hurt under any circumstance. Is you holding these two pillars together boosting your manhood so much so that you actually

felt testosterone building up in your fucking body? Your bitch ass is so full of estrogen. Chris Tocelyn. and would be jealous of you. Next up, cats. What happened to that girl power? Listen, man, we get shit on her all day for not having the girl power and how it's so fucking underwhelming.

But at least she did a longer time than this fucking pixie right here. It's crazy that the woman full of estrogen somehow had more power than this fucking dude. Someone stronger. Tanner. I think I put my pants. Dude, I swear all of you guys are probably

the weakest human beings I've ever seen in my life. You know, dude, maybe if you had Crohn's disease, you shouldn't actually be doing a challenge like this. Someone even stronger, Alex. Three, two. You know, for some reason, I don't believe anything that this dude is saying right now. It's not all fat, it's muscle. Yeah, fucking right, dude. That's like saying Nicacado avocado was in his prime when he was rolling around in Walmart on his fucking scooter.

He was not in his prime. His scooter was not in his prime. That scooter was fucking begging for mercy. You are not Hercules, bro. Beast Thor! Now it's time for our strongest friend, and for every second he holds this, is the amount of times you have to subscribe. Dude, honestly, shut the fuck up with this whole subscribe bullshit. Every second that he holds the fucking dude, shut up.

If people want to subscribe to you, they're gonna fucking do it. Just kidding. I can do this all day. Dude, why did I feel like his voice was touching me in my fucking Pam-Pam? That voice was a little bit too seductive for me. Alex is not allowed to stop running until we hit 131. And 30 mil. Dude, what a crazy and super impactful video.

Alex is being tortured by running. Dude, at this rate, you're gonna hit 130 mil within the next like 10 seconds. And again, that's probably still one hell of a challenge for Alex. I mean, look at him. He could barely put one foot in front of the other. 45 left, increase the speed again. Now, very nice. Please subscribe.

Help me! Dude, you really got to appreciate how they're trying to make this video as intense as humanly possible. Editor, play this video for a couple seconds with just normal outside sounds. Exactly, bro. This shit is boring. No, I don't think I will. Which shoes will protect your feet against the real bet of nails? I'm going to be completely honest, dude.

I just want to see the part where you get fucking injured. Flip-flops. They're so thin. Subscribe if you think the flip-flops will protect us feet. Go! You know what, man? I should have known that you would be a fucking pussy. Anyways, audio.

Thank you for watching. Everybody subscribe. Let's get 5 mil.