Ryth - That Vegan Teacher Has Lost It.

Episode Date: July 20, 2024

That Vegan Teacher Has Lost It.That Vegan Teacher, probably the most hated lady on TikTok, YouTube, and YouTube Shorts ever. Today The Vegan Teacher after many years of going after several large celebrities and YouTubers like KallMeKris, Gordan Ramsay, and so much more, she is back and her videos have gotten much creepier since then..

All he cares about is money. All he cares about his views, and he will get those views if he has a person with terminal cancer on his channel, and it makes him look like a nice guy. Okay, at this point, I think I'm convinced that this lady is actually psychotic. She's been doing this for over three years now, where she's been promoting animal rights activism. Katie, the joke is over. You can retire now. You can die now. You rotten, wrinkly piece of fucking kale.

Let's talk about woke. Oh my god, get this shit off my screen! All right, people, what's up today? That vegan teacher has officially crossed the line. Now, I'm pretty sure every single one of you guys have already seen a That Vegan teacher video sometime in the past three years, whether it be from August the Duck, whether you've seen it from Poncho, or whether you've seen it from that vegan teacher herself. This lady has pretty much been confirmed as this absolute fossil of a human being with no more

functioning brain cells that says the craziest shit ever. Does this girl seem to you like she might be naturally? intelligent, gorgeous, generous, exemplary, and radiant. Yeah, this is one example of... What the fuck. It's pretty safe to say that that vegan teacher has had the craziest catalog of controversies over the past few years. And audience, somehow, in 2024, this lady has yet to be canceled off of, you know, every single platform. And she is uploading to this day with over 2,000 videos on her YouTube channel.

But audience, there is one video that I've seen that, uh, I just can't resist. You gotta see this. Men with boobs, assisted suicide, demonic Gordon Ramsey, stupid comments, and great news. Is it just me? Or how do you say all of this crazy shit? And then you say great news at the end of your title. I'm just sitting here at this point. I'm like, bro, what the fuck?

Hello students. Welcome to class. I'm Miss Katie, That Vegan Teacher. By the way, audience, if you notice her video is lagging, it's not because of you. It's not because of your shitty internet, it's because of her. She is so fucking booty ass at sitting up her YouTube videos that they literally lag while she's recording. I just wanted to confirm that because it's not your shitty internet. It's her literally recording on a fucking toaster. Today we're going to be looking at different stories.

One of them is kind of sad. It's about assisted suicide. But after that, I want your opinion. That was so sad. Yeah, no, seriously, that is a pretty fucked up topic. but I really do wonder how that vegan teacher is going to circulate this back into veganism. I don't know, maybe she's referring to Gordon Ramsey somehow participating in the killing, quote unquote, of this lady with cancer. Because you know how Gordon Ramsey promotes me, and this lady likes Gordon Ramsey, and so she probably eats meat,

and that's probably how Gordon Ramsey, quote unquote, killed her. I don't know, this lady will literally put anything in her YouTube title to get views at this point. I wouldn't put it past her if she said that Gordon Ramsey killed this lady with stage 4 cancer. But after that, I want your opinions. So let me know in the comments below what you think about this story. But first... Hooray! Hooray! It's time for vegan humor of the day!

Yeah guys, we're gonna talk about assisted suicide, but first we gotta look at some vegan humor. Fuck off! Alright, this first one was sent in by Melissa from Canada who is a new vegan. And it says, wow, I think you went to. too far with the plastic surgery. This has genuinely got to be the most unfunny shit I've seen all day. I think I would rather spread my cheeks for a bullet train going 400 miles per hour than look at another fucking vegan meme.

And it's a little snail looking at some scotch tape. So I thought it was cute. Yeah, no, the only people that thought that shit was funny was you and your five friends in your stupid fucking Facebook group. Personally, Katie, I think you went a little too far with a veganistic lifestyle. You know, I've been noticing. you've been a crotchety bitch over the last three years, you know, your bones are more hollow than a fucking piece of bamboo. I mean, shit, whenever you're dead and gone, I might use your bamboo

bones to build the next fucking gaming desk I have. I already got the blueprint to be building my bamboo desk out of yo ass. This next one was sent to me by somebody in the UK named Bobby, who says that the lady on the right reminds him of his grandmother, although she's not a hundred forty-eight. Katie, Katie, listen to me, listen to me. That does not say a hundred forty-eight. I don't know if you're going fucking blind. I don't know if the kale like is taken away your eyesight. I think this wrinkly cotton swab was confused with the year that she was born in. She's only 70, but he says that he thought this was funny and he thought that I would appreciate it, which I do.

Now, I don't think there's any evidence, at least not that I'm aware of, that vegans end up looking younger than anyone else. I think it's probably the same. Yeah, no, Katie, there definitely isn't. There is in fact so much no evidence that vegans are actually looking older than people that are not vegan. Now, Katie, you might be thinking where I got this statistic from or anything like that. You just got to go to trust me bro.com. I don't know what's more accurate than my bro science, all right? Audience, leave a like in the video if you think vegans age worse than normal humans.

However, I like the image on the right because it does reflect our attitude of protecting the animals at all costs and not caring what anybody thinks. Well, you clearly fucking care after making 2,000 videos responding to people. That is the most hypocritical shit I've ever seen. the most sensitive old women on this website. And also, vegans are likely to live longer because they are not consuming products that contain high cholesterol, such as eggs or meat or dairy. And speaking about health, this one was going around on April Fool's Day. It says at the top, meat gives you protein. And then April Fool's, it gives you cancer. Listen, Katie, if it means I get to eat steak, eggs, and dairy, and all this stuff, and I would die sooner than you,

and I would no longer have to hear your voice ever again. Listen, Katie, I will become vegan if you just delete your fucking channel tomorrow. I promise. But hey, that probably makes you an animal abuser if you don't delete your YouTube channel after I just said that. So your choice. High blood pressure, type 2 diabetes,

heart disease, kidney disease, and obesity. You give me high blood pressure, you fucking used band-aid. If you guys have any funny memes you want to send me, you can do so at my Instagram address. I'm going to skip to the part where she actually talks about men with boobies because, God, I want to know what this is about.

That's talk about woke, tick, The great thing about the world is there are so many different types of people. Here we have men who like to dress up as women. They like to wear wigs and lots of makeup. This lady literally just offended every single transgender in the whole world. I know that I'm like blurring out the screen right now, but I genuinely do not know if I could show you guys this on YouTube. For some reason, that vegan teacher's video on YouTube is available to everybody and it's not age-restricted,

so I don't know how the fuck that is. But I guarantee you my 4 million sub-ass, if I were to put this, on my YouTube channel, I would be cooked. My channel will be deleted immediately. Because let's be real. I know you guys can see what's actually going on on screen, right? It's a pretty sick shit. Not really something that relates to veganism or anything like that.

I really don't even know what she's talking about. But to a lot of that vegan teacher's audience, which is pretty much little kids that just want to make fun of her, I really don't know if this should be the content that you're promoting to little kids. Just saying. And we're here on TikTok where you can see lots of people like to wear bathing suits. And they like to put tattoos on themselves. These men also like to lift up their skirts and film themselves a lot.

Oh, there goes again. These men had breast implants put into their bodies. But the most important thing about them is that they're eating fruits and vegetables. At this point, I don't know why Katie is saying all this. I don't know if she's trying to like convert me into veganism by showing me these videos. But personally, as a tall straight white male watching these videos, I'm being fucking repulsed right now. I don't swing that way. You know, I've been a prime follower of.

Jesus, you know, and seeing these videos of these men doing these things, it's kind of like, what the fuck? If anything, Katie, you showing me these videos is honestly just turning me more and more away from the vegan lifestyle. Now, does me saying this make me homophobic or transphobic in any sense of the word? I don't know, I don't know. I just don't swing that way, all right? I'm watching this, and my wiener is getting so fucking small that it's actually going back

into my body. So if this whole segment of the video is about me becoming vegan, then you're doing a horrible job Katie Drink soy milk, oak milk rice milk almond milk don't Wow Katie that song was so good please get signed into OVO immediately You could join all those other fuckers that are showing sexual shit the children That's not about disgusting narcissistic capital This is Gordon Ramsey

Oh no Who no uh he got Just fucking Katie Katie Katie what's what's wrong are you dying I think Miss Katie had one too many newports ladies and gentlemen what the fuck is going on. Oh my God, Gordon Ramsey. What the fuck?

Katie, calm the fuck down. Eat a burger like damn. Gordon Ramsey is known to be an animal abuser. He pays people to murder animals. Katie, what the fuck? Again, audience, I have to blur this part of the video. I don't know how her video on YouTube is not age-restricted. But because I'm reacting to this video, I got to blur this video as much as possible.

But basically, she's just showing a fucking decaying carcid. I think that's a baby cow. I don't know what the fuck it is. It's so dismembered and mutilated that I can't even identify what animal it is anymore. It looks like a failed month-old embryo, if I could describe that to you. This shit is making me kind of sick. Moats this on his channel. What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the fuck? Katie, holy shit, you've been taking testosterone? You're about to join these motherfuckers right here. Here he is proud to show a victim of cancer on his channel. Here he is dancing with her. This woman is dying of cancer. Wait a minute.

I got to read this. Why the fuck is Maddie promoting an animal abuser? She has states for terminal cancer, large intestines, small and cancer to code the... Holy shit. And even whenever she's editing her videos, she's still screaming at the top of her lungs. She actually had to hit the caps lock button to type all of that to make sure that we read it in all caps. Katie, I could promise you, it's not that serious. You could chill out and nibble on your kale.

This woman is dying of cancer. Cancer is caused by eating meat. But she went to see him not to give him shit For promoting the eating of meat But because she thinks he's cute How fucked up is that? Oh, shut the fuck up Bro, I've about had it with this lady

She is literally saying That this lady with stage 4 cancer Is promoting animal abuse By co-signing with Gordon Ramsey The internet in 2024 is wild Ladies and gentlemen I can't fucking believe this Anyways leave a like on the video

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