Ryth - The Creepiest Minecraft YouTuber.

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

The Creepiest Minecraft YouTuber.Minecraft. Minecraft is home of the largest amounts of cringe on the internet. Anywhere from Minecraft Animations to Minecraft Roleplay, minecraft cringe has it all. Today i found The Creepiest Minecraft YouTuber, where he gives the cringiest minecraft stories ever. His TikTok videos and shorts are disgusting.

I saw not one set of cherries, but two. Not my fault that she was the hot nurse that was 22 and I was only, what, 15? All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the creepiest Minecraft YouTuber that we all forgot. Okay, honestly, I can't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Bubba. If you're looking for the creepiest and most sexual stories ever told on top of Minecraft parkour, then this guy is for you.

I remember when I ended up going upstairs with these two twins going towards the bedroom. I was confused. fuck can you possibly be confused with the amount of stories on your channel explaining your body count there's no fucking way you're gonna be confused after all of that or unless this guy's stories are fake as fuck and one of the twins told me hey listen okay so sit down on the bed we need to talk to what kind of fucking npc did you pull if that's supposed to emulate the woman that you bag then god bro i would be embarrassed i sat down the bed and she told me listen my sister thinks she's harder than me but honestly i don't believe her so you're gonna decide

Where the fuck does this type of shit occur? Audience, to give my two cents, I obviously think that Bubba's stories are fake as far. But by the 5% chance that these stories are actually real, Bubba, tell me where the fuck this shit happens. I'll pull up first thing tomorrow. I was kind of confused, but then after that, I realized that both of them started stripping down. And I'm not joking when I say this, I saw not one set of cherries, but two. Well, yes, Bubba, that's what happens when two women are, uh...

This was like solving world hunger to me. How the fuck would it solve world hunger? To me, audience, it would start world hunger. I was in shock. I remember they both ended up looking at me and kind of like, you know, glancing at me. And then one thing led to another, they came up to me and we started doing the devil's tango. Did this motherfucker just say devil's tango? Is that really the best metaphor you could possibly give?

You can say some shit like shaking the sheets or groping the grouper. What devil's tango is that fucking it? And what the hell is this picture of the devil? He looks like a horny M&M. I was really weirded out. But then I remember later, on that day, as me and thumb were doing our thing. What if her parents walked in? Her parents walked in and I remember I put on my clothes so fast and literally was escorted out of the place. Was it an

embarrassing moment? Yes, but honestly, do I regret it? No. Honestly, and to this day, I still questioned, was that incest? Yeah, it probably was. But hey, thank goodness, you were out of the equation. Okay, so many people were asking me, what was the way I pulled girls back in high school? And I would be brutally honest, it's not that difficult. Shut the fuck up. Audience, whatever this gentleman is about to say, do not follow this. You could be a no bitchian like myself that was in high school, or you could take this guy's advice and still have no bitches. Your choice, fella. I don't know why you guys really overthink this thing, but let me give you an example.

Let's say there was a girl in my high school that I really wanted to go out with. I'd go up to her, I'd look at her, I'd hang out with her, and I would just listen to her. I wouldn't say anything, I wouldn't talk about myself, nothing. One thing I'll realize about girls in high school is that they always want to be right and they want to be heard. I mean, I can agree, but I don't think a girl wants to talk to a fucking robot. I'm pretty sure she has enough dudes that are like, Oh yes dear, you're right, you're right, fucking suck. She ain't gonna fuck you bro.

Pipe down, little bitch. They're not right and they're not heard, then they're just gonna leave you alone and find another guy that can do the same. That's why most girls go for such losers nowadays that don't have any opinion or anything because well, a girl wants someone that won't argue back with them. Well, look at that. He agrees with me.

So why are you giving this fucking advice? This guy is quite literally telling you to be a little bitch. I told you not to take the advice. That's why back in high school, me being, the ultimate F-boy, I would always listen to what they were saying, and then on top of that, you know, maybe slide a couple of flirtations things here and there, and then that's it. Boom, pulled straight to the devil's tango. Trust me, if you guys don't believe me, try yourselves.

Next goal you guys like, go up to her and just listen. Just straight up, listen. I promise it'll work. Fall for more tips and tricks. I'm going to say this again, and I will say it now. Do not take any advice from Bubba in these videos. I know some of y'all are very desperate for female attention right now. You guys are about to be on Christmas break, and you guys are.

won't be able to see her crush. Do not worry, it's not the end of the world. I've graduated and I haven't came across a single female since. And look at me, I'm fucking bawling. All I'm saying, bro, is just take it slow. Remember when the school nurse told me that she was going to give me my grade nine shots because she thought I was cute? I really hope she's referring to the cute as in like adorable maybe. Because I'm sure the school nurse would find maybe like a first grade kid, maybe cute or adorable because of how they act. But if you're like 13 or some shit, then oh, this is wrong. It was a major. and also having lunch with her?

I mean, sheesh. Yeah, this motherfucker was definitely 13. Somebody called the cops on this bitch. Anyways, going on with the story, I remember it was my class's turn to go down for grade nine shots. And I remember on the announcements, it said, Class of 32. Can you please come down the stairs?

Thank you. I remember I was classroom 32, and I went down the stairs, and I ended up waiting in a lineup with a bunch of guys waiting to get their shots. They all didn't want it because they knew that the hot nurse was gone. Bro, that is fucking crazy. Honestly, this shit is partially out. Accurate because I know at my school some of the dudes would not want to attend a class because the quote-a-quote hot teacher wasn't there And in my opinion this woman smelled like hot shit

You walk into motherfucker's classroom and oh it's the fish market Unfortunately I was not blessed with any hot teacher But then the haunters ended up coming down from the lineup and basically seeing me and said Bubba I'll do your grade nine shots now She ends up grabbing my head takes me to the classroom and right as she's giving my shots talking about her life more like she did was at lunch time I remember she ended up coming in for a kiss and I I ended up kissing her and we ended up doing the devil's tango. Wait a fucking minute.

So now that you guys did the devil's tango, boy, am I curious of your age now? In a separate classroom right after she gave me shots. It was the most craziest thing ever until a teacher walked in and ended up getting in trouble. I mean, it's not my fault that she was the hot nurse that was 22 and I was only, what, 15? If she got caught when she was 22 and you was fucking 15, then that shit had to have made the news. Bubba, I know you're watching this video. So contact me on Instagram and send me the article of this incident. There's no fucking way this was not on the news.

If you don't send me an article, it's fucking fake. Remember when this girl that would turn down every guy at my school and basically ended up being a holy church girl? Oh boy. Audience, I'm going to keep it 100 with you. Listen, the church girls may be holy and want to honor the Lord Jesus. But if you get on their dark side, oh, they're fucking freaky. Ended up inviting me to replace.

I was really excited. Like, you guys have no idea. So then I remember afterwards, when I got to replace that, day. I ended up texting her outside, hey, I'm here. And then she ended up coming outside and opening the door saying, hey, like, come in, like, I want to do something with you. Audience, see what the fuck I mean. Let me take you inside and do something with you. Not just a little, oh, let's go upstairs and fool around now. I want to do something to you. That is assertive. Yes, ma'am, let's go to the bedroom. I said, sure, so I ended up going inside with her. And what she ended up

telling me was, honestly, let's just get straight to the chase and do the devil's tangle. If there is a single story, I believe out of any of these, it's probably. It's probably, this one because church girls have absolutely no game to spit they're just gonna be dead honest it just tell you what the fuck's about to go down i mean all girls should be like that but hey let's be fucking stupid and let's hide our feelings fuck off uh sure so we ended up doing it but one thing she told me is that we had to only do it in the peach uh the fuck so i remember as she was freaking out she remember she put on her towel right away and she's like oh my goodness like you shouldn't be doing that like you shouldn't have walked in here and then like she like instantly just left the

bathroom i guess she just got out of the shower something i don't know it was weird because She wasn't wet in a way. This motherfucker cannot put two and two together. You are not going to tell me you have a body count of the population of California. And then you don't know what just happened. You lion ass. Anyways, I remember I went to the bathroom. I did my thing and I went back to my buddy and I told him.

I'm like, yo, your step sister has some nice knockers. What a phenomenal thing to say to your buddy? Yeah, bro. Your sister? Fucking divine. Now, probably you guys all thinking like, that's so weird to say to you. You're like, bro. Like, why would you say that to him?

Like, you're so weird for that. But no, I'm going to be brutally honest. The words he said back to me, I'll always remember in my head. He said, bro, I know they're outstanding. Yeah, I'm fucking done. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

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