Ryth - The Creepiest PNGTuber Is Back.

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

The Creepiest PNGTuber Is Back. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Do you want to do the Devils Tango? Alright people, what's up? Today we're revisiting the creepiest Minecraft YouTuber, Baba. For anybody that doesn't know who Baba is, he is a P&G YouTuber that would tell story times about all the times he would have sex. Start making out and then after she took off her pants. But now Baba is having sex in real life. My Fortnite girlfriend wanted to shower with me. What in the 10 buck fuck am I getting into?
Starting point is 00:00:32 This is where I ask you a serious question. Do you want to do the devil's tango? Boy, is that a quote I do not fucking miss? This motherfucker has done everything in life except the devil's tango. Bro, that's wild, especially after building your entire career after sucking and fucking. Wait, why are you here? What? Not you want to be a f***.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Yo, why is she doing my closet, bro? Yo, why is she doing my closet? No, no, no, no, no. She's supposed to my closet, bro. You can't do my closet? Okay, enough for the skit on skit, girl! I'm not trying to smash right now! Why the fuck you standing like that?
Starting point is 00:01:06 I know that this is a skit, but I honestly feel like this is how Baba acts when a woman actually wants to smash. Uh-huh, I'm about a fuck's a pussy. Shut the fuck up. You can't, we can't just do the devil's tango? No, we can't. Yes, we can't. No, we can't. Why not?
Starting point is 00:01:25 Because, I thought I just... Like, like, I know we met all Fortnite, okay? I get it, we met on Fortnite. Like, we can't. Okay, yo, chill. Motherfucky, you just walk towards the girl. You see, audience, Baba's horny. He just doesn't want to admit it.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I mean, I don't know how he still wants to smash after the thousands of sucking and fucking videos he's done on YouTube shorts. It just baffles me. He still got juice in the tank. No, no, yeah, I get it. I said I wanted you, those for the video, okay? You stay here.
Starting point is 00:01:52 You get hot to bed. Look, the leg, this is everything here, okay? Me? I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, take this. I'll take a pillow. Okay, you only need one pillow. These are good pillows anyway. And I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Okay? You stay here. I'll go on the couch. But I want you right here. No, no, no. I'm not gonna be right there. Okay? We're not smashed.
Starting point is 00:02:10 I've never seen somebody reject Kucci as hard as this guy. I mean, when you're an expert in the field of the devil's tango, I suppose it can get annoying over time. But then again, do you think this guy is really Commander Koochie? I'm not buying your bullshit, Baba. Oh, is this thing recording? I think it is. All right. Yo, what's going on, Bubba?
Starting point is 00:02:34 No, Baba, it's just a camcorder sticking up in the fucking air with you holding it. Bro, I hate when people do that shit, it's so annoying. You're not fucking quirky, dog. As I'm filming this, I already know you guys are going to support because I already am editing the second part of the video. Oh, I left my OBS running. If there's one positive thing I will say about this video is that that is a sexy ass setup. I'll have you no audience that me and Baba practically have the same setup. At least my shit's actually organized and it doesn't look like a fucking yard sale.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I just realized Baba is literally living some of y'all's life goals right now If you guys ever feel good about yourselves in life Just realize that this guy is getting women before you Or unless this person's a paid actor, it's probably a fucking paid actor Listen, do I genuinely believe that Baba gets women? Fuck no You got pushed off, V because Baba ain't got no time for hose You see, girl, Baba doesn't have time for pussy
Starting point is 00:03:55 He needs to make short about how he's getting pussy Isn't that a fucking oxymoron You want breakfast? We'll get your breakfast. Just... Brass. No, don't even ask for help, real. Get yourself up, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:06 I was trying to sleep. At this point, I'm just witnessing some insult shit. Listen, if you really didn't care about this girl, you probably would have kicked her out of your apartment days ago. With me, ladies and gentlemen, things would be a different story. Let's just say that I own an AR-15 with a lot of fucking ammo. Girl, I know you're used to things getting shot inside you, but trust me, baby girl, I'm a little different.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Don't pull up to my fucking crib. I mean, Shit when you live at home by yourself and making a bunch of videos about how you're sucking and fucking I think that's pretty lonely The girl's low-key right Baba you should fold for her and I will even give you the honor of having an e-dating pass because you fuckers met on fortnight Alright guys I'm awake now I'm up V ended up waking me up why do I feel like this dude actually just woke up the dude's bags under his eyes are bigger than my fucking bank Anyways we're gonna go check on my room real quick. What's you doing here bro? What is that on the fuck? What is that on the fuck?
Starting point is 00:05:02 laptop. Hey, yo, what the... Whoa, chill. What was that? No, no, no, what's on there? Nah, no, don't cap with me. What's on there? Give me the laptop. Vee, give me the laptop right now. This acting makes Darmann look like a fucking God. If we're supposed to simulate a stalker girl looking up my Instagram in my fucking bed, I think I'm gonna have to whip out the Colt 45 two zigzags, baby, that's all we need. You know what they say, motherfucker, equal rights, equal fights. Give it to me, V. V, give it, give it, give it, Give it. What's on this laptop, bro? What? Is that my Instagram?
Starting point is 00:05:37 You had my Instagram open with you last night? I looked high and you put... Bro, what? I mean, that must be flattering, but... Holy shit, that must be creepy. Bro, if I knew all the girls in my school that'd be looking at my Instagram, I would not even be fucking surprised.
Starting point is 00:05:52 But, hey, when girls like a dude, bro, they go fucking crazy. V, are you serious right now, bro? You put your bra on my... Bro, is this actually like your... Bro, V! You can't do that! Holy fuck this virgin energy. Baba, I'm sick of your bullshit.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Just rip off each other's clothes and get it fucking over with already. Two hours later. I don't know the place, but that's... How the fuck did we arrive here? I could've swore just a second ago they were talking about his Instagram. I only skipped a minute into the video and we're fucking showering now. And Baba, there's no reason to censor yourself showering. I know that cock is fucking pathetic.
Starting point is 00:06:28 YouTube won't even detect that fucking shit. Bava, you better get the fuck out of that shower before you become her fucking breakfast. Nowadays girls are into fucking dieting and I know that meat in between your fucking legs is just what she wants. Can I finish my sh- What? You just say you want to join me? No, no, hey, B, no, play you're pulling back on, no, you're not going to be in the shower, okay? Just go out there, I'll meet you like 10 minutes. What?
Starting point is 00:07:14 Baba, what do you mean what? Last I remember, I don't record myself. self fucking showering. I guarantee you this dude probably beats his cock to himself. That's fucking crazy, bro. You record yourself showering and then you beat yourself to yourself showering. Now, that's insane. And like, you just, you just chill, okay? Can I believe with you? No, no, I got to go eat in the office. I got to go eat in the office. You, you, you, okay, yo, chill. Baba is trying his absolute hardest to get the 12 year olds that watch his videos rock fucking hard. I don't know, Baba. I think it's a little weird that the P&G Tuber demographic is
Starting point is 00:07:48 kids. And then you upload a video like this where the source value is to whore out your girlfriend. I don't know. It's a little fucking weird, not gonna lie. I have no idea what to do with her. She's just here for some reason. That's embarrassing. Bro, bro, I met her on Fortnite. I know. I don't know. I hope. I think I just heard of say help. Yo, give me a sec, yo. Give me a sec. Yo, go, go ahead. What the heck? Bro, she's yelling help. What the heck? What is she doing, bro? Yo. What? Now that audience is what I call a happy ending. But anyone audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
Starting point is 00:08:23 But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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