Ryth - The Creepiest Roblox E-Dater.

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

The Creepiest Roblox E-Dater.Roblox. A game that is full of Roblox Cringe and horrible Roblox YouTubers. Today we check out the cringiest Roblox E-Dater I have ever seen. Roblox is only getting worse with the amount of Roblox TikTokers and YouTubers making cringe Roblox videos about online dating. This one might be the worst I've seen.

Jesus Christ, do I really have to hear your fucking mouth again? Hey guys, well- Hey, hey, shut the fuck up! Here is the final look, guys. What the fuck was that? Guy-ahs. Well, fucka, sounds like Mr. Crabbs. Guy-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Guys! Alright, people, what's up? Today, I found the worst Roblox e-dater. I am going to be trolling as an online dater. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Maya Amber. For those who don't know the lore I've had with this Roblox YouTuber, around 10 months ago, I decided to make a video on this Roblox YouTuber. She responded to my video and she wasn't very happy.

And so I continued making videos about her, and the videos regarding her just keep getting a ton of views. So now at this point, she's kind of like a staple in my YouTube channel. But yeah, today she apparently decides to roleplay as an online e-dater in Roblox, Strolling in Brookhaven as an online e-dater gone wrong Oh boy, I really want to see how this goes wrong Anybody that decides this girl is their baby mama? Yeah, that's a fuck up Because she thinks she's inside of an anime edit or some bullshit

Hey guys, it's me red Like what the f f f f did you expect to happen? You're not that interesting I hope you guys are howlays Thank you Maya and I was having a good day until I saw your fucking video And I hope you guys are ready for today's video I hope you're ready! for today's video You see audience there's some people on YouTube that should and shouldn't have a face cam and personally in my opinion

Maya Amber should not have a face cam and this isn't even me taking a stab at her personal appearance It's just that she looks so unnatural when she's on camera like I feel awkward just watching her Because as you guys can see by the title and the thumbnail The thumbnail. Yeah the thumbnail of your video looks like shit you should commission and actual artist. It's pretty crazy that the drawings of you in my thumbnails are better than your actual channel thumbnails. That's pretty fucking depressing.

I am going to be trolling in Brookhaven RP. Okay, we get it. You don't need to do that stupid fucking zoom in on your face every time there's an awkward silence. If you're going to do that, then just mute your entire video. Trust me, your channel's going to be much more watchable if you just mute your whole shit. As an online dater, guys. Wow, Maya, 30 seconds in your fucking video.

and you finally tell us what you're gonna do. No wonder nobody watches your shit. Everybody falls asleep. When you guys click a Rith video, you guys know exactly what the fuck you're clicking on. I don't do none of this bullshit of, Hey guys, what's up? I give you the shit straight up.

Yes, you read the title correctly. I am going to be trolling as an online dater. Shut the fuck up. Get to the video, please. I already know this video is going to be so cringe, you guys, so just wish me luck. No, Maya, this video isn't cringe. What the f f f f-do you mean?

Come on, Queen, you can't say that your videos are cringe. Certainly, you're the most entertaining Roblox YouTuber on the face of the fucking planet. Give it a thumbs up. First of all, do that right now. No, I don't think I will. I'll give you a fat fucking thumbs down, though. Because I'm literally about to suffer. Trust me, baby, I'm right there beside you.

I'm going to be suffering, too, the entire fucking video. Seriously. Yeah, I was being serious, too. Okay, so I'm currently on my account right now. And I'm not going to make that mistake in this video, guys, by trolling as an online dater on my actual account. Yeah, Maya, you certainly don't want to do that because you're so fucking famous on YouTube. My fuck us pulling 12,000 views in three weeks on a 550k subchannel. Yeah, Maya, you're too famous for Roblox.

No, I do not want to be embarrassed. I do not want to get exposed. You're right, Maya. What if you got exposed? What if somebody were, what if somebody were to embarrass you on YouTube? That would surely be embarrassed. Okay, let's just get that straight. So let's go make a secret fake Undercover account guys or maybe you can just not trick five-year-olds into wanting to date you on Roblox

I think at this point that would be the the least weird option you guys I had to I had to I literally had to peep the username guys she really made her username Yeah yeah that's a fucking lie Maya the baddie Come on. Self-explanatory, guys. Maya the baddie, okay? I actually feel so good right now, guys. Like, literally I'm undercover.

I'm not Myamber. I'm literally just Maya to Batty right now. Like, seriously, guys. Yeah, yeah, Maya. You're so fucking funny. Like, you're so undercover. Like, you're so fucking bad. Shut the fuck up.

I am not myself right now, okay? This feels so weird. It literally feels so weird. Bro, it's literally pixels on a screen. Why the fuck do you feel so weird? I swear, this muff-fuck is spending way too much time on her computer. Like, she genuinely whipped out the fucking blue light glasses to record this video.

But anyways, guys, we cannot expose online editors looking like this. Okay, looking like this. Although there's nothing wrong with looking like this. You guys just know that I gotta overdo it. As always. Maya, I think what you do is probably the most anti-climatic shit ever. Like, seriously, this girl hypes up her YouTube videos to no end, Spending 40 fucking seconds hyping up what she's going to do in the video and then when she actually

Executes the video she just does a bunch of bullshit like this Yeah For today's video Do you guys perhaps find this shit entertaining because I sure fucking don't? I'm gonna give myself some Robux You know so we can get the nails the wig the batty makeup guys everything I bet it's gonna look like shit, so I I'll be right back. Let me go buy some robux. Okay, guys, so now that I'm 800 robux richer in a Roblox,

let's go head over to the catalog and have this girl looking like a batty in two minutes. Let's go. This is Future Maya coming at you with the news. Okay, what the fuck is she doing? She all of a sudden turns into nerdy Mavis. I'm just kidding, you guys. I just realized how hard I flexed on you guys with that 800 Robux. You flexed on me with your Robux?

$800 Robux is $10 U.S. dollars. If you want to flex on me, Maya, here I'll flex on you right back. Boom! Look at all that fucking cheddar. And Maya, 8,000 of that is from making fun of you. That was not nice of me. So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to give away this Robux card to you guys. Oh my God, Maya, please make me win.

Please give me some Robux. I'm so fucking poor. So if you guys want a chance to win this Robux card right here, which is 800 Robux. Oh, my God, 800 Robux. I can go and take a shit right now and totally not make $500. Maya, give my peasant ass 10 US dollars. But anyways, all you have to do is follow my Instagram. I will put it on the screen somewhere.

Like all my pictures. Are you guys getting that? Follow, like all the pictures. Number three, DM me and say why you want to win this Robux? Guys, you think I should DM her? Yeah, too late. I already fucking did. Please, Maya, give me Robux.

I'm going to go fucking homeless. Now let's get back on with the video. Bye. Okay, seriously, let's get to the part where she's actually online dating. You guys are from 1 to 10. Let me do a little spin for you guys. Do not say anything less than a 10 because I'm going to be watching the comments, guys. I can agree she's a 10.

A fucking negative 10. Let's expose some online daters. Anyways, let's start by saying in the chat, A, B, C, for Badi, girl. Why the fuck do you type so slow? I mean, I understand you just got your nails done. They're fucking five yards long. I guess it's understandable for you to type one key every five fucking second.

You're not tag Roblox, okay? Thank you. ABC for a baddie girl. Let's see who is going to fall into this trap. Well, I guess it's Aaron. Aaron. Holy shit. You can't even say the name Aaron correctly.

I seriously have no idea how this girl circumvented a nine. to five with his Kroger brand fucking Roblox gameplay. Eurin. However you say his name, it's him, guys. He has fallen into the trap. He fell in the mouse trap, guys. He smelt the cheese. He fell into the trap.

Maya, good one. That was fucking funny. I swear, audience, if it wasn't for me commentating on this video, I swear all you motherfuckers would be asleep. I guarantee you 100% if you would be like, like, like motherfucker, you would be snoring your asses off. Meet me.

A house. For the love of God's green earth can you not improvise for a video at all? 500,000 subscribers ladies and gentlemen and she still doesn't know how to improvise a YouTube video If any of you are doubting if you can become successful on YouTube just know that this girl exists Guys, he just said okay with that emoji in the chat I'm really doing this hot I have no idea why the f you're the one that's getting grossed out you're the one that's getting grossed out you're the one that's that wanted to make this video in the first place.

Wouldn't you be the fucking weird one? I don't know why I was a little excited to expose online daters, but then I forget how cringe they are guys. Yeah, Maya, so fucking cringe. Like, I feel so bad for you for how cringe they are. Because you know, Queen, you're like the exact opposite of cringe. Anytime that I want the detox from, you know,

the internet's toxicity in cringe, I always, no joke, no scam audience, I pop on a Maya Amber video and I feel much better. Yeah, no, that was a fucking lie. Guys. Are you guys getting entertained right now? There's so much fucking action on screen right now. This shit's more entertaining than a fucking golf tournament. Like seriously, what the fuck is entertaining about any of this shit?

And now I understand why this girl's channel is dead. Fucking speak, please! I guess I am looking for a man. A man to expose in this video for being an online dater. And man, probably boy. You're probably a boy. And what are you doing? Where's your mom?

Where's your mom? Can I call her? I need to call her now. Yeah, Maya, you want to call this boy's mother and tell her what, that you were online dating him in Roblox? Yeah, like that totally isn't going to make you look fucking creepy. Because why are you online dating a Birkhaven RP on Roblox? Somebody needs to give answers right now. I think I've got all the answers I need. E-dating little boys and Roblox for YouTube content.

Yeah, that's all I need to fucking know. But anyways, audience, click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.