Ryth - The Creepiest Spice King Got Worse.

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

The Creepiest Spice King Got Worse.Spice Kings. A Trend on TikTok that was populatized by Jombo Spice and Spizee. This TikTok and YouTube Shorts trend of Spice Kings keep getting worse. Today the worst Spice King, Spizee is back, and worse.

10 taki? What's us from hell? Oh! Why do you have to make it gay? Oh, fuck! All right, people, what's up? Spicey. Ah, this guy. After Spicey being the YouTube Shorts Punching Bag for a few months,

today I wanted to revisit his content just to see if absolutely anything changed. Maybe he optimized his content to where he doesn't look like he's tweaking out of his mind. Plot twist, he got worse. Blue Taki? This guy has had multiple months to optimize his content in several months. Once later, this goofball is still consuming breadnockies, blue tachies. You can tell by looking at this guy that he's running out of ideas. And by looking at his face, his body is also running out of ideas that somehow stay alive.

Consuming all this f-junk food's gonna give him an early grave. And by the way, I do not wish death unspicy nor anybody. I don't want spicy to die. I'll have one less video idea. The f-flue-taki powder? Does this motherfucker have dementia or some shit? He literally just added blue tachies. in the bowl. Does he not realize that blue tocky powder is on the blue talkies?

I low-key feel like this guy has fried his brain so much that he doesn't even know what the he's consuming anymore. You can give this guy cocaine with blue artificial coloring and he can't tell the difference. Because I already know that bro practically doesn't have taste buds anymore. I mean, you could tell by just looking at him. His face is flaking apart like a dude with leprosy. Bro's face has more fucking craters than the moon. Red's hot. Pickle powder? I love pickle. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, guys. He's not talking about pickles. Ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna fucking kill my...

Spondegna, scumbachin hot sauce. Fuck, dude, don't get too excited. Remember, buddy, it's just hot sauce. I honestly don't know if there's any helping this guy at all. He looks way too far in the Spice King Rabbit Hole. Whenever bro was looking at you like he's about to ravish your heinie, then I think you're kind of lost in the sauce, bro. Oh, yes, I feel it. I feel it. Oh no!

Satan's rage. The last dab? Enough, enough! Just a reminder, this is the same guy that struck down Vesh Remy's videos illegally, and he was mad because he was getting bullied for making this type of content. Spicey, how could you expect to make content like this on the internet and not expect absolutely anybody to make fun of you? You can't just be doing this weird shit and expect nobody to say anything.

Because, motherfucker, you know this is weird. That's why you're doing this shit. I think I forgot how absolutely disgusting these fucking videos were. I know his content was about eating a bunch of spicy food, but God diggedy damn, I really forgot how bad it was. It looks like he just put plankton in a blender and he ate his ass. It's unbelievable. Oh, that's enough. Shut the fuck up, weird ass.

Oh, yeah. It tastes like talkies. Holy shit. It tastes like talkies. Yeah, motherfucker definitely. has dementia. Hockey stick? Dude, what the fuck?

Ever since we stopped making fun of this guy, he's gotten way too comfortable on camera. Because who the fuck gave you the A-OK to do this on camera for little kids to see? Listen, I understand if you like a to like a tocky stick, it probably tastes fucking amazing. But it doesn't keep you the right to do this shit in front of a bunch of little kids that probably watch you? Ah, fuck no. I get that this guy is supposed to be making suss content and whatever the fuck he does. But it's gotten to a point where this guy is just fucking weird at this point. It's not entertaining, it's not funny, I'm sitting here looking like this right now.

If anything spicy, it's just pissing me off. You started making some weird fucking videos you got made fun of and you got mad and you toned it down a little bit. And just when we thought you learned your lesson, you went back to making these videos, but it's worse. But it's okay because I exist and I'm here to simply humble your fucking ass. Yellow chili. Seriously, need I say more or should I keep going? I don't have to describe what he's trying to emulate in his videos. It's pretty obvious that he's just blatantly trying to be an immature little fuck.

Spicey, it's seriously not funny anymore. You can show this to a fucking fifth grader that's going to think anything's funny. But this, bro, it's just not it. It's not funny anymore. It's not being funny a long time ago. And personally, if you ask me, it was never fucking funny. On God, your midlife crisis ass needs to come up with new ideas. Because your content is almost as dry as the Topper Guild video.

My mouth! It's green! No reaction! There it is, fellas. The phrase we have all been waiting for. Spice could get shot in the heart and he's still gonna have enough time to say no reaction before he bleeds out. I unironically think that this guy would say no reaction on his deathbed before he fucking passes. I just want to say before I go... No reaction! Let's test my spice limit. Yellow chili pepper?

Yellow chili pepper tachis. Bum hot sauce? Dumbass hot sauce? Ooh. I don't know if you guys noticed this, but this is probably the calmest spicy video I've ever seen. He's actually talking normally and not sounding like a Disney XD actor. He doesn't look like he took five perks before he hit the record button. I don't know, maybe Spicey is on a redemption arc in this video.

Habanero honey? Fresno pepper? I'm a habanero. Okay, maybe he's talking like a normal human animal. being for once but motherfucker why did you have to do that with the peppers obviously i can't say what it looks like but you guys can put two and two together but spicy did you really have to do that was you doing that so needed to the comedic effect for your video that you just had to do it i mean i get it if you're so fucking unfunny that you have to do literally anything in your power to make some entertainment value

then go ahead but just make sure when you try to do comedic effect at least make it funny this shit is old bro move on to new jokes your video comedy is just as old as the dead skin cells on your fucking face. Wasabi? By the way, unpopular opinion, wasabi is not spicy. I know some of y'all are pussies and probably think wasabi is spicy, but bro, it's not.

Y'all just need to grow some balls. Wasabi is not hot. Ah, that's crisp. What the fuck is this? It's literally chips. There's nothing spicy about that shit. Unless we're talking about the one chip challenge, literally any other chip is not spicy.

Hockey chips simply ain't shit. What a true fucking gamer. What a true fucking gamer. After all of the really shitty high sodium spicy food, you had to top it off with the Mountain Dew. I really wonder who's gonna speed run death first, Nicacato, avocado or this guy? Leave your comments down below who you think's gonna fucking die first. Wasabi challenge. Wasabi tubes? Taki taco shell.

More wasabi? Blue tachies. It's getting spicy. Dude, it's a taco shell. Taco shell, blue taucies, and wasabi. Where in that recipe is it spicy? Because aren't you the same guy that can consume ghost peppers out the ass? So hearing you consume tockies and saying,

Ooh, that's so spicy, dude, you ain't shit. If there's any spice king that is most likely a fraud, it's definitely spicy. If he's a sensitive pussy on the internet, he's most likely a sensitive pussy everywhere else in life. Just my speculation, but hey, you can run with it if you want. Tabasco jelly? Oh no. Syracia nuts?

Bulgak hot sauce. Oh yes, I feel it, I feel it. Yeah. Korean chili powder? Again, so far, absolutely everything he's added into this concoction taco shell. It's not spicy in the slightest. I am almost positive that I've had every single ingredient that is in this recipe right here. And I can confidently tell you it's not spicy at all. If you don't believe me, then I don't know, consult my fucking butt hole or something.

I don't know. Toxic waste soda! Alright, I'm done with this guy doing all this gay shit. I'm gonna log off for the night. Please subscribe