Ryth - The Creepiest TikTok Dentist.

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

The Creepiest TikTok Dentist.Dental Digest, The creepiest dentist on TikTok. Dental Digest has the cringiest YouTube Shorts and TikToks on dentistry, and even the creepiest at that.

Is it just me or do you guys think this guy's a little creepy? I would not let my kids be in a 10 mile radius of this guy, especially if he's looking at me like that. If I drop the soap around this guy, I'm f. All right, people, what's up today? You're going to see the creepiest TikTok dentist I've ever seen. Dental Digest. Ah, what a beautiful name.

Now, to describe this man's career, he's basically the best parts of a dentist and the worst parts of a diabetic. Basically, uh, two universes that should not exist together. Let's find out of a $250 toothbrush from franzel cream. Okay, so the first thing I noticed about this guy is he's talking way too fast. Let's find out of a 250,000 dog, don't touch, and buddy, I know that you're a dentist and whatever you put in your mouth is going to affect your teeth. All I'm saying is that if your teeth is causing you to speak like that, you might want to reconsider what you put in your mouth.

All I'm trying to say is that some of the things you might put in your mouth are a little... This closing time. Would you let this guy be your child's dentist? Would you let him be your child's babysitter? You allow him to wear a fucking V-neck around your child. Actually, why the hell is he wearing a V-neck in the first place? Nobody wants to see your hairy forest, bro. You think the ladies like your hairy chest, beard, bushy-ass eyebrows, and big old fucking...

You know what? I'm not gonna say that. Let's check the before results. Audience, what am I looking at? Motherfucker just turned into Tokyo Gould. Audience, what would you do if this guy walked up to you with this contraption in his mouth? Because I don't know about you, but I will be confused if I'm in the fucking anime. of attack on Titan. Those dilated pupils, that big old fucking grin on his face.

Ready to ravish my body into pieces. I don't know. Long story short, I'm fuck. This full mouth clean your experience cleans in 10 seconds. Wait a second. So you're telling me, I can clean my mouth in 10 seconds. Bro, what kind of hygiene articles have you been reading? Would y'all clean your teeth only 10 seconds a day?

Personally, I would feel so unclean for brushing my teeth for only 10 seconds. It's your teeth, it's your sweet, luscious pearls. I'm trying to keep them show. It's clean. I'm not trying to fucking bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-and-that's it. This guy can't be a dentist. He's gotta be a fraud. French fries salt, toothpaste. Yee. Me when the homie drops the soap.

Smells like McDonald's. If it smells like McDonald's, then you shouldn't fucking use it. McDonald's is disgusting. Sure, it tastes good, but is it good for you? Probably not. This is dental digest. Let's get brushed with friends. This brushes vibrating my whole face.

Bro, it's vibrating my whole face. Dude, you gotta watch some of the shit you say. I'm sitting over here suss the fuck up right now. It's vibrating your whole face. That's a crazy phrase. And this is some great toothpaste. Let's check the after results. Listen, I've been to the dentist before, believe it or not, I'm not fucking British. I actually go and get my teeth check. And when they use this utensil on me, they don't spread my mouth open like Sneiko's girlfriend spreads her... All I'm trying to say is that he's most likely not using the utensil right. Motherfucker looks like a loud drink.

Let's why not have shoot grilled cheese. We can you slamming hot breath. Audience, if that is not the most disgusting thing you've ever seen, I'm sorry you have such a shitty life. I know it's an abomination for a man to lie with another man in the Bible. But God, how the fuck is this not an abomination in your eye? This thing literally looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. If Death Note was reincarnated in a grilled cheese, this is what it would look like.

I just hope the sandwich gets the job done. That's the sound I make with your mom. Oh fuck. I guarantee you if half of you guys dug in your ears right now, this is what's going to come out. If you're digging your ears right now and you see this on screen in your finger right now, I give you permission to pause this video. And please, clean your ears because I need you guys to hear me spit facts in the best hearing quality possible. Clean your dirty fucking cheese ears.

And for the love of God, don't sniff your ears. I know it looks endearing to see your ear wax on your finger right now. And I promise you, it's not going to taste anything like the thing on screen right now. Just pause the video, go clean your ears, and come back. Thank you. What the- How was this guy still alive? Like you know alive like fucking breathing into this. It's gone. It's fucking gone. It's disappeared. This guy's not human. He's AI generated sent by the fucking government to entertain you guys. This is not a human being. It's a psychotic robot Put your dirty fucking thumbs away. Let's check the breathometer. Yikes, it's a five out of five. Oh my gosh. Your breath is so hot. Who in the audience is sitting here thinking? Oh wow, dude.

His breath is so hot. I give so much shits about that. Nobody. Absolutely nobody, bro. Your videos are not that exciting. Let's find out of emojis will cause cabin. Uh, urine. Uh...

Sorry, I had to process what he just said. Did he just say urine? I know the bottle says urine, but sometimes our ears perceives things quicker than the eyes. I just want to know that I'm the person that's not fucking tweaking right now. He said urine. He definitely said urine. What the fuck?

Oh, why did it? to taste sour. To any of you out there that are wanting to consume your own urine. Just know that is going to taste just like a sour patch, I promise you. This totally professional dentist is your source. Let me dinosaur? Teradactyl spray. Do you see the way that this guy looks at the camera?

I know what's blurry. The fucking idiot doesn't know how to focus his camera. But you can clearly see that he's having a seizure in the background. I mean, if the cause of seizures are from stress, I would most definitely be stressed if I were this guy. If I had to make faces like this for a career, I would hate myself too. That just fucking hurt my ears. Is it really a coincidence that everybody I check out on my YouTube channel? Just so happens to be the loudest people I've ever seen on the face of the planet.

If you thought the ancient Roman battle cry was crazy, you haven't seen a dental digest video. Seriously, this is an ear piercing experience. Makes me want to jump off a fucking... I think there's someone hanging right there. Rainbow candy! I understand this is a part of the lingo, but how does this? Does this guy not have cavities? Or at the very least, how is this guy not morbidly obese?

Either he must have the craziest metabolism on planet Earth. Or he quite literally waste every single bit of candy in food he ever eats? I seriously would it be surprised if there's a trash can outside the camera frame, where he could basically, you know, waste everything. If you ask me, I would do it. Fuck getting morbidly obese. I'm making my money. Any toothpaste.

But first, let's check the age. Yikes, it's a tooth. Candy toothpace. Back on. Feca... This is Dental Digest? Let's get brushing. I've never met a singular Sigma badass that can eat his own toothbrush in that type of speed. Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen a Sigma male ever eat his toothbrush, period.

He's just a god amongst men, he's just superior. You got a girlfriend? Fuck you, he's taking it. You stand no chance up against his V-neck, hairy-ass beard and shit. Who wouldn't want to be dental ingest, de-gest, incest, incest, oh, whoa. Let's find out of Zon's favorite snacks will cause cabbage. Oh, ho! Out of all the people you had to collab with.

This guy! I already made two long-form videos about this guy. I don't want to make a third. Look at his face. Look at his stupid fucking face. I'm tired of looking at him. Everything I see in here reminds me of Zong. I can't quite escape him.

And it's making me depressed. I'm walking. I'm from Sweden. You hear that all my viewers from Sweden? Zong is actually Swedish. I bet you guys feel really depressed right now. I mean, you guys still have Pewty Pie, but, uh, God, that's hurting your ego, I guarantee you that.

Wait, what? I'm so jealous. Has this guy forgot how to not be annoying? I'm so jealous. Shut up, you loser. What? I don't want this. Give me that.

Oh, oh, we stop. Sorry about that. I'm kind of making this video on the shitter. Actually, it's probably appropriate I don't make this video on the shitter. I think I'm going to go now. Please subscribe.