Ryth - The Creepiest TikTok E-Girl.

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

The Creepiest TikTok E-Girl.TikTok. TikTok over the years has only gotten worse with the amount of TikTok Cringe on the platform with creepy TikTokers and even Creepier TikTok E-Girls completely ruining TikTok. Today we check out a TikTok and YouTube Shorts E-Girl that is easily the creepeist TikToker I have ever seen on the Ryth channel.

Rate me on a scale from 1 to 10, but first, take a good look. Baby, why you play in the heaven's sound effects? At camera T, God is the last thing on your mind. Hey, um, one second, I just have to go grabs. This has gotta be the fakes video I've ever seen. I kinda wanted you to lose the staring contest. Okay, I'm a minor. Oh, hell no!

Alright, people, what's up? Today, I found the creepiest TikTok e-girl I've ever seen. If you're looking for yet again another untalented blonde female on the internet, then I got the thing for you. Riley, can you spell run? Are you N? Are you in? Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Riley May.

Basically, this female's entire internet presence is just using her body for views, and in some cases even flaunting her body to kids, which by the way, some of these videos have over 30 million fucking views, so YouTube do not strike my video for nudity in sexual content. If you promote this bullshit,

YouTube to over 30 million people, then you're going to allow my video checking out her content. Because I know you guys have been fucking trigger happy on my channel recently, giving me strikes. But not today, YouTube. Not today, motherfucker. Rate me on a scale from 1 to 10, but first, take a good look. Nah, baby, I think I'm good. You know, audience, I can sit here all day and describe to you how much I think this girl's a fucking 4. But you know what the problem is?

I literally can't say anything about this girl regarding her appearance. Because if I say absolutely anything, YouTube's gonna think it's sexual harassment or cyberbullying or some bullshit. All that I'm allowed to say right now is that she can read the Bible. I so badly want to make fun of this bribo, but dude, she's fucking asking for it and I can't do it. Wow, he needs a 360. Okay, Uncle Pablo, you can stop being a fucking perf. I guarantee you this old man's probably got a Playboy stash on his counter right now. I'm sure that this guy didn't expect for this video to get around 10 million in fucking views.

He doesn't quite look like the guy that knows the internet very well. But yeah, now that the video is public, his fucking wife and grain kids are probably looking at him like a different man now. I'd be pretty fucking disappointed too if I saw my grandfather fondling some random 20-year-old girl on the street. Eight and a half. Okay, um, what could be better? Your clothes could be off. Yeah, no, this video is just degenerate as hell. I don't know how the fuck some of my videos can get struck off the platform for nudity and sexual content.

But then YouTube goes right back around and gives this fucking. woman 20 million views for what no no reason the video isn't entertaining the video is not funny we all know the reason this video exists but guess what ladies and gentlemen i cannot say it because i'll get a fucking strike and not her oh hell no don't you tell me she got fucking uncomfortable just now you can hear in the tone of her voice about how she's just uncomfortable in that oh have a nice day girl shut the fuck up are we just going to sit here and pretend like you didn't just sexualize your body for the past 25 seconds of the video. And then when Uncle Pablo finally sexualizes you back, you get uncomfortable as fuck.

The duality of women, I swear to God. Kiss or slap? Oh, for fuck's sake. She did this trend too. Kiss now. Slap later. Um, okay. I've never seen a more bold NPC in my life.

Kiss now. Slap later. Like, damn, this NPC's got more Riz than me. Did you enjoy that? Yeah. Cool. My work is done. Thank you. Again, she's sitting here pretending to be disgusted.

This girl's entire career on YouTube is sexualizing her body. And then when any dude compliments her sexualizes her back, she's like, Eh-Eh-What the fuck! Like damn, shut the fuck up, you whiny woman. I've got this really cute stuffed animal. Can you get it? Oh, yeah. Hold on. One second. Let me get it. Hey, um, one second. I just have to go grab something.

I bet, bet. Go ahead. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She really tried to make it out to be like Kai Sinat thought that she was attractive. Like I said, you're a four. Stay in the four department.

Here was the original video of Kai, by the way. I have a really dope like attack on Titans figure. Get it, get it. Can you get it? Yeah, sure. Hold on. Let me lock him out real quick. Yeah.

Can you hear me? Okay, we're back. You heard me? Yes. So yeah, long story short, you're not that girl, Riley. You're not that girl. Riley, can you spell run? Are you an

Are you M? You mother Unfunny Fuck you That's Elon Musk Is that you on Musk Excuse me

Hey what do you do for a living Wait a minute Is she getting approached By paparazzi in an interview On her own fucking YouTube channel Bro if you have to have fake Paparazzi to pop out

And give you some clout That is fucking insane And bro let's not forget Elon Musk In the background That ain't no fucking Elon Musk That's Elon Cross Oh my god Yes that's right I thought it's actually Elon

He's the CEO of SpaceX Tesla Twitter I thought it was X Oh right sorry my man Oh sorry my bad Shut the fuck up Also before I forget this fucking paparazzi in the video was so damn annoying No way is that Elon Musk

Like damn my fucka do you have the extra chromosome expansion pack or some shit Wait you have a bike coming up right He's been training he's gonna eat Mark Zuckerberg's ass Is he gonna eat his ass? I'm gonna eat his ass? Oh my gosh guys, is it actually Elon? Oh my gosh guys, is it actually Elon? I think I have to re-watch the video again and give her more fucking views to promote it in the YouTube Shorts algorithm.

I swear, being a YouTuber, I know exactly why all these motherfuckers do these weird view tactics. Girl, I'm gonna say it right now, you are not all that in a fucking bag of chips. Stop thinking you're so popular. Rate me on a scale from 1 to 10, but first, take a good look. I think I've seen enough of your fucking. fucking mouth. A three. What?

Why a three? Check the toe. Why were you even looking there? Oh my gosh. Did you just fucking sexualize me? Hey bro, my brother's keeping a real over here. He said you was a three and I agree. I need you to touch up your hair too.

Maybe get some contacts. I just spent $1,000 to get my hair done last week. Yeah, you're still a fucking three. Do you know what lip gloss is? A little chapstick? Well, that was kind of rude. What's wrong, girl? You're encountering your first minor inconvenience in your fucking life?

Get the fuck out of here with that weak as shit. And also, I notice you're wearing a cross. Take that bullshit off. I know you're not wearing it for God. Sorry, maybe just one more thing. You feed a big as hell. Yeah, fuck you. Hi, sir.

Hello. Kiss or slap. Uh, is rabbit option? Yeah, this guy is definitely into the barely legal category. I didn't even get to say yes. And you didn't even get to open your fucking Bible today. You need to attend church on Sunday. Maybe join a fucking church group.

Maybe you'll stop indulging in. this fucking hoochy shit. Yeah, I know, this guy's actually a fucking weirdo. Just look at his fucking face. I can only imagine what's in his hard drive. What's your body count? Like, total? Yeah, like total.

Like two or three. Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a good man right here. I assume this video is being recorded in California. So for a body count for a man to be two or three, that's pretty fucking good. Okay. How many people do you think I've slept with? I don't know. I see that crosshair necklace, so I'm going to say about

26. 26. Yeah, that necklace is just there for decoration. Damn, we got ourselves a man of God right here. Audience, he said it best. The cross on her necklace is just a fucking decoration. This girl has gotten her legs opened way more than she has ever opened a Bible in her life. Respect for this, dude.

He's speaking the truth. I think you don't have, you don't struggle. Decoration. Well, then do you want to make it 27? I'm good. I can't believe he said that. I'm a child of God. Yeah, you won't be saying that in the lake.

a fire when your skin turns to f-fkin sulfur. Rate me on a scale from 1 to 10, but first, take a good look. I'm gonna say hard four. What? That's kinda low. I personally don't think it's low enough. What could be better? Well, your foundation doesn't match your neck. You got fake tits and your eyes are kind of spread far apart.

How do you know they're fake? Just by the whole overall body size. That does not match up. That was kind of rude. Um, thank you. This girl has no idea how to handle somebody disagreeing with her. You literally asked the guy, rate me 1 to 10, and he gave you the reason you're a fucking 4. Don't become a sensitive piece of shit when you realize you're a fucking 4.

Excuse me, would you like a kiss or a spin on the wheel? I'll take the spin. Okay, spin it. Oh, I'm excited. Are you? Uh, I'm all right. Let's see, let's see. Staring contest?

You kind of lost the staring contest. Our young man is resisting temptation. Good job. I mean, I guess. I kind of wanted you to lose the staring contest. Okay. I'm a minor. Yep, yep, yep, put this girl behind bars.

She's fucking EDP. This is a good man of God right here. I hope he's very prosperous in life. Fuck you. Anyways, audience, click the video on screen to watch more. But yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later.