Ryth - The Cringiest Gaming YouTuber.

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

The Cringiest Gaming YouTuber.The gaming genre across TikTok and Youtube shorts has been getting progresively worse over the years, and today I found the cringiest gaming youtuber I've ever seen. This is worse than the TikTok cringe and cringe gaming videos, this YouTuber is definitely The Cringiest Gaming YouTuber.

So you ready to get some dubs today? Why the f*** do you look like the great value Pewty Pie? Looks like Justin has a friend over. You lookin' zesty as f- You as a grown fucking man, why you lipping your wrists like that? I've made fun of Cory Tunch for a long time. And I guess this is Corey's... Jesus Christ, the pickle puffer watches my videos too.

Alright, people, what's up? Today I found the cringiest gaming YouTuber I've seen lately. Wra-W-W-W-W-W-W-W. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Demooch. If you're looking for funny, Funny, hashtag live, laugh, love fucking relatable gaming videos, then this guy is for you. You're wasting your time. Order in the core.

Okay, so before I completely and utterly rip this guy a new butthole by roasting him so bad, I have to give him credit because the production of these videos are pretty fucking good. I mean, really, pay attention to the detail. You got Steve with the creeper, the fucking torches on the wall, the special ed classroom as the jury in the background. You really do have the full package in a do. DeMooch video. What the fuck was that noise?

Ah, ha ha. You sound like a raging fat fuck logging onto Minecraft in the morning. The only other time I would hear a noise like that is whenever I hear a fat f***g raging and you can hear the fat in his lairnakes. So props to you for actually replicating that horrific fucking noise.

Creepermaster 420. This is the most NPC shit I've ever seen. First off, this guy has the auto-generated Xbox Gamer Tag from 2012. And second off, this muf-fuck is smiling like its varsity baseball picture day. What the fuck would you wear this to court? You stand accused of illegally hijacking an entire village. How do you please?

I am not guilty, Your Honor. Sorry, can we turn on the translator? Man is evil and I have undeniable proof of his crime. Holy fucking shit, ladies and gentlemen, I never thought a villager can come back swinging like this. Usually when I go into a village in Minecraft, you can call me Stoic the Vast. the way I just fucking raid their village. I never thought that villagers would come back with files on top of files to swing back at me in court. I don't know, D'emuch, you seem kind of f***ed in this situation.

Very well, let us see it. Of course. Now, before I escaped, I managed to take this footage proving Creeper Master not only took over our home, but has captured and forced my people to trade with him. Hamof-fucka, I used to play Minecraft, but I never was this fucking advanced. Bro, I just thought you went in there and stole their wheat and traded that shit for emeralds, not fucking slavery. Like, damn Demerci didn't have to put all the villagers in a fucking Romanian prison and they look like Andrew Tate.

What you're doing, bro, is not very fucking top G. Oh my goodness. But your honor, none of what he just said is illegal. Wait a minute. What the fuck? So you're telling me all this shit is legal, but yet everybody has a moral compass to think, yeah, that's pretty f*** up. I mean, look at the judge. He actually looks disgusting.

And how is that? Because you are nothing more than a mob. Oh, what the fuck? You got the racism from Demo. Ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck? Excuse me? You can't respond, you don't have name tags? Hell, you can't even mine or crap.

But we can open doors. Until I trap you in a box. Damn, this man is pleading his fucking case in front of the jury. I mean, Schemuch is making a very good argument to the judge here. But even though that Dumoche is making a pretty good argument, I would just say two words at the end of the day.

Fuck them. Wait, wait, pause. Not that way. Not that way. Your honor, by this logic, should we treat all zombies or pigs equal to a player? I don't know. Jury? Well, by the laws of Minecraft, we find Creepermaster not guilty. Feel it you right.

Yeah, that doesn't exist. Fuck you. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, if you thought that was the worst video that we've seen. Yeah, you're actually wrong. This is just the tip of the iceberg of the rest of the bullshit I found. Man, what is this guy doing? Hey, you almost ready? Yeah, what's that? All right. What? You knew what I meant? Jesus Christmas, what the fuck am I watching? Like audience, did we walk in on something? Are these guys pulling a fucking hemorrhoid out of their ass? This has gotta be the most retarded lovers quarrel I've ever seen in my life. Also, by the way, what the fuck are you wearing? Bro is dressing semi-formal up top, but he's wearing fucking sleep pajamas on the bottom. Dude, get some fucking pants on.

Let's go! I don't wanna be late! We're not gonna be late. We still got 20 minutes! Well, what if there's traffic? There will be with that attitude. I just realized what the fuck is the point of this video? I promise, ladies and gentlemen, this guy brands his entire channel as like this hashtag relatable gaming channel. And bro has spent the last 15 seconds just arguing with this fucking boyfriend about bullshit.

It's like, damn, my fuck, stop arguing and go the fuck outside. Go eat some food. Go get your lunch already. Quit acting like you got a fucking PVC pipe up your ass. Don't make me come up there. You don't have to. I'm ready. Uh, no the fuck you're not ready to go outside.

Dude, have you not seen the pants you're wearing? Take those fucking pants off and get something else on. This isn't a college fuck boy party. This is outside, motherfucker. How good. Fine. Nah, seriously, you're wearing that? Maybe I am.

Well, God damn, you're looking fresh. Thank you. That really needs a lot. Bro, I know you did not just say that this guy looks good in his fit. Bro, what the fuck is so good about wearing a formal outfit and you got your pajamas from the week before on? I mean, to be fair, you are wearing a gradient dry fit red shirt on top of an Adidas blue jacket. That is pretty fucking stupid. I'm not going to lie.

Sorry for rushing you. Don't you dare apologize. Your reasons were totally acceptable. You really think so? Of course. How could I make it up? Can you subscribe to my YouTube? I'll binge subscribe since name one.

I mean, you don't have the notifications on, so I mean, are you really that much of a friend? Dumoch, I know I've been roasting the fuck out of your videos, but I'm actually subscribed with notifications on. So I'm actually your real friend here, Dumoch, okay? Fuck this guy. And I completely forgive you. Are you two leaving or do you want some snack? What the fuck is this? Bro, I swear every video I make on my YouTube channel, there's another reincarnation of Chris Tyson.

When the fuck is he gonna leave me alone? Uh, mom, hello? Nice, now's my chance. Yo, no way, I'm actually outside. I never thought somebody like Demuch would be so excited to walk outside. I mean, audience, think about it. Just like every other gaming YouTuber when they walk outside, they act like a vampire when they get any ounce of vitamin D in their system.

I don't know, I must be living in a fucking multiverse. Somebody pinched me, a fucking nerd. outside. Ha, bullshit. Ah, sunlight, fresh air? I gotta call Justin. Hey, what's up, man? Guess who's outside right now? What, no way? Dude, you gotta come over. Man, my mom won't let me. I haven't want to be one tomorrow. Wait a minute, what the fuck did you just say?

Your mom is preventing you from going outside because you have a 1v1 tomorrow? Dude, where are these types of parents? I want my homework to be fucking video games. Audience, if my homework was staying inside and playing video games, I would have a fucking PhD and fat fuckery. Just tell her we're gaming and watching TV. Good thinking, I'll call you back. Nice. Oh man, I can't wait to water the plants, take out the trash.

Ooh, I gotta mow the lawn first. Yeah, we're definitely living inside of a fucking multiverse right now. Never in my 19 years of existence have I ever heard myself or any of my friends say. Holy fucking shit. I need to water the plants take out the trash. And oh my God, not even to mention mowing the lawn. This video feels like a fever dream of every gamer's nightmare and every gamer. parents dream come true.

Now where is this bad boy? Did you think you were slick? Demuch, what the f f f' is on your shirt? Are your mobs fucking sweating or did a bird's shit on your shirt? I didn't even want to know what that is, but it looks fucking nasty. What? No, no, I just forgot my, uh, PS5 in the shit. Don't lie to me, I told you no chores until you win a game.

But I made top 10. An ass punishment, now I'm gonna mow the line. What, but I've been waiting for the grass to grow all week. Now get upstairs before I do the dishes too. Okay, fine. To be honest, I wish I was motivated like this video right here. As I look around my bedroom with all the Doritos bags on the floor and the mountain dew stacking up to the fucking ceiling.

You know, instead of my bedroom looking like XQ's rat-infested shithole, I would love to be motivated to go mow the lawn. I think if everybody were to live like this, ladies and gentlemen, we would probably have flying cars by now. Do you think a generation with the slang words grippy in pink is going to be prosperous? No, we're never going to see flying cars. at this rate. Hey, what's good, man?

How's it going? Yo, I just came back from Joe's plate. Okay, do I really have to see this fucking dude again? I literally made a video last week about this guy. Why the fuck is he here again? Wait, who's Joe? Do I know it? Joe Mama! You know what?

Fuck this shit, I'm done. Everybody click this video on screen to see me roast this fucking idiot. But yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came. Later.