Ryth - The Cringiest Roblox Roleplay.

Episode Date: June 2, 2024

Roblox Roleplay I believe might be even worse than Roblox TikTok. Roblox Cringe keeps itself alive by new TikTok cringe videos and Roblox Kids keeping the game in it's horrible state. Today we check o...ut the cringiest Roblox Roleplay.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family. Plus, I got her this brand new car. Whoa, nice car. It's actually a gift for Gabby. Stupid car! Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the craziest Roblox roleplay I've ever seen. His girlfriend's brother hates him, a Roblox movie by Shane Plays. Listen, buddy, don't try making a roleplay sound fancy. This video is Roleplay and you fucking know it.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Oh man, I'm so excited! I can't wait to meet my girlfriend's family. Plus, I got her this brand new car. What, wait, wait! So you got a girlfriend and you never met her family yet and you just bought her a new fucking Honda? That has got to be the most beta shit I've ever seen. If you want a girl that actually loves and respects you, buying your girlfriend a car before you even meet her family does not show that you care about yourself.
Starting point is 00:00:51 This guy really thinks he's going to win a girl's heart by buying them a car. But then again, this is Roblox. Every girl's materialistic in that game. She's gonna be so excited. Hey, who are you? Oh, you must be Gabby's brother. Gavin? I'm Derek. I'm Gabby's boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Whoa, nice car. It's actually a gift for Gabby. Oh, really? Ha! Stupid car! Hey, what are you doing? I'm getting rid of you. That's what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:01:19 What the fuck just happened? Within five seconds, you go from saying nice car to beating up a car. I don't know, man. I feel like you dating this girl may not be a very good idea. If this is the family you're going to have to deal with, this bipolar fucking family, you have got to get out of that shit. You are going to die.
Starting point is 00:01:38 You hate me. Why? Is Gabby never spends time with me anymore because of you? Whoa, whoa, what is going on out here? Gabby, your brother's freaking out. Like, I didn't do anything. Guys, stop arguing. Hey, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:01:52 There's all the commotion out here. And who's this punk? This is my boyfriend, Dad. Dad, look at the car he bought Gabby. This is it? What a piece of trash. Gabby, I don't want you dating a loser like this. This only confirms the shit I just said. I love how the dad tells her daughter to break up with their boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Because motherfucker didn't pull up in what a Bugatti or some shit? That is crazy. A man pulls up to meet his girlfriend's family. And within the following 30 seconds, he gets his car destroyed and the dad tells his daughter to break up with him. That is some fucking bullshit. Well, I'm glad that Gabby still wants to go on a date even after After all that just happened. Hey, Derek, over here. Hey, Gabby, wait, Gavin?
Starting point is 00:02:34 What's he doing here? Gabby said you guys were going out to dinner, and I wanted to tag along. Yeah, I thought it would be great for you guys to get to know each other better. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go grab us some drinks, okay? I hope you enjoy driving that broken down car
Starting point is 00:02:45 back to the dealership. Gavin, what's going on? I hate you. Isn't it obvious? I don't care about the car at all. I just wanna get along with you, okay? I'm sorry, but this is gonna be the most calm and collected person I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:02:58 If I pull up To my girlfriend's house and the older brother just straight up destroys my car. Rest assured the next time I see him, I will be kicking his fucking ass. Oh, I don't like you. Shut the fuck up. You break my car, I break your fucking neck. You don't have to act like this. Yeah, well, fat chance.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I'm never gonna be friends of you. And the sooner Gabby breaks up with you, the better. Hey guys, I brought you guys your drinks. What were you guys talking about? Well, we were talking about the car I just bought you. Hey! I'm so sorry, my hand must have slipped. Gavin, what is your problem?
Starting point is 00:03:30 Why are you yelling at me? Derek, what has gotten into you? You just saw him. He threw his drink on me. This video is infuriating. I understand that this is a Roblox roleplay video, but holy fuck! I've never felt so emotionally attached to a Roblox character before. The older brother is cock-blocking my boy so hard.
Starting point is 00:03:50 A man's just trying to get pussy. Is that so much to ask? Obviously, Gavin's upset, so I think it's just best if you go. Derek, you can't be serious, man. Buying flowers for Gabby after what happened last night? I think these flowers will get Gabby to forgive me. Motherfucker, forgive you from what? There's no way you're going to let her walk all over you.
Starting point is 00:04:09 She is a complete bitch. I have no idea why you're buying flowers for her, bro, chacho. She is fucking stupid. I don't know about you, but I would be listening to McDonald's hairline if I were you. Yeah, I don't think so, man. Well, I want to try it anyway. I gotta do something to make up for it. You really love her a lot, don't you?
Starting point is 00:04:28 Of course I do. I just don't know what to do about her brother Gavin. Yeah, he sounds like a total pain in the neck, man. I just feel like he's always trying to sabotage me. I don't know, Devin. What would you do? You're my older brother. Well, I'll be honest with you, man.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Fucking shoot him! That's what I do! I hope Gabby's able to forgive me. Derek, what are you doing here? Here, these are for you. I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry about what happened at the restaurant. This main character really thinks that materialistic things fix everything. You can buy gifts
Starting point is 00:04:58 all you want, but it's never going to equal a genuine sorry. Not that you actually even need to say sorry anyways. You're apologizing to a fucking bitch anyways. If I were the older brother, I would straight up tell him, yo, these flowers are some beta shit, why the fuck are you doing this? You're a dumbass. These are beautiful.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Thank you. I accept your apology. And I was wondering if it would be okay if I talk to Gavin too? I'd like to apologize to him. I don't know. I don't think that's such a good idea. Oh, come Come on, please. I just really want us to get along. So, we're just gonna forget that he fucked up your car. And spilled a drink on you.
Starting point is 00:05:30 And tried sabotaging your relationship. Yeah, we're just gonna forget about that. We're just gonna forget that shit ever happened. You, you are a fucking cuck. And somebody, please slap this man. Okay, sure. He's in the backyard. Alright, great. Thanks. Hey, Gavin.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Ugh, you? What do you want? Look, I just wanna talk. Just let me apologize to you. I'm really sorry about what happened at the rest of you. and I'd like to start fresh. Really? You mean it? Of course I do. I know you don't really like me right now,
Starting point is 00:06:00 but I think if we give it some time, I'll start to grow on you. Just watch. Yeah, maybe you're right. So from now on, we're gonna be nice to each other. Is that a deal? Yeah, fine, that's a deal. Here, let's shake on it. Alright, you got it.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah! You have to be the dumbest idiot I've ever met in my life! You really think I'm just gonna forgive you like that? I'm never gonna like you. I'm gonna make sure she breaks up with you one way or enough. At this point in the video, I kinda liked the older brother more. There's no way audience that you can disagree with me that our main character is a fucking dumbass. After chasing such a bipolar bitch with a bipolar family, you kind of deserve the shit that's coming to you.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I'm low-key cheering for the older brother. At least it's gonna put this guy out of his misery. Come on, dude, I thought you said you were good at this game. I don't think I'm in the mood. Well, we're here now, man. Come on. Head in the game, let's go. Ah, lost again. What is wrong with you, man? I tried to play nice with Gavin, but I got rewarded with being pushed in the pool.
Starting point is 00:07:01 You tried your best to be nice to him. Oh, well, look who it is. Speaking of the devil. Man, this place sucks. Hey, you, Gavin. No, Devin, don't. What do you want? What I want is for you to stop picking on my brother.
Starting point is 00:07:14 No one's going to bully him, especially a little twerp like you, man. Yeah, what are you going to do about it, old man? Old man. Yeah, you peaked in high school and literally no one cares about you. That is the best insult. ever heard in my life. The fact this motherfucker's saying you peaked in high school of hypocrisy. I want Gavin to get his face smashed in by this motherfucker right here. A big beefy knuckle sandwich is just what he deserves. Hey guys, knock it off. Come on. Well, Derek, you were right. This guy has a problem. All this just has to
Starting point is 00:07:46 stop. I'm not going to stop. Gabby's going to break up with you soon enough. Just wait. I find it very baffling that I have not yet commented on the voice acting in this video. Gavin sounds like that one shitty antagonist from Johnny Tess. What's his fucking name? Bling bling. In the script for the voice actors is so fucking bad. It's the typical comic mischief that's like, You won't get away with this.
Starting point is 00:08:10 You ain't got to fuck my girlfriend on my watch. Either way, I gotta say it is pretty funny. This is the best part of the movie. Oh man, this movie's really starting to freak me out. Ah! Oh my gosh. You seriously just jumped. like a million feet in the air.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Come in. Hey, Gabby. Listen, grab your stuff. We're going to go to the beach. Wait, what? Yeah, that's right. So go get ready. Oh my gosh, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Wait, you're going to the beach? Yeah, of course. I love the beach. Yeah, but today was supposed to be Siblings Day. We're supposed to watch the sequel of the movie and then we're going to play video games after. Maybe next time.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I'm going to go get my things, Derek. This is exactly what I'm talking about. I hate him. I hate him so much. This guy is giving so many quiet kid vibes, I feel like if I met this guy, IRL, I would never turn my back to him. Because the second that I do, I'm gonna have an AR-15 bullet go right through my fucking skull. He sounds like the kid that be twiddling his thumbs and mumbling shit under his breath in the back of class.
Starting point is 00:09:09 This guy is an actual demon. Oh my gosh, thank you so much, Derek. I love the beach. I really needed this. Well, of course, Gabby. Anything for you. Derek thinks he can just take Gabby wherever he wants, whatever he wants. We'll see about that.
Starting point is 00:09:25 So now what? Is Gavin going to somehow push the blame onto our main character? I don't know how the fuck he's going to pull that off because he's standing right in front of Gabby right this very second. He's probably going to pull some Houdini shit out of his ass and everybody's going to believe him. Because this roleplay is making no fucking sense. Go see a movie? Ooh, shopping sounds so good.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I mean, hold on. I'm getting a phone call. It's my dad? What does he want? Hi, dad. Whoa. What happens? Oh my gosh, I'll be home soon, I promise. Dad, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:09:56 Do I look okay to you? And look at our house! It's completely destroyed! Hey, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I was actually wondering if you'd let me help out with the renovations. Alright, sure. Well, as you can see, someone just broke in and completely made a mess on the place. You know what, sir? Don't worry about this at all. I'll take care of it. Really, you will? You know that it'll be a really big help. I got a business of my own to run and I don't have time for this. Well, don't you worry, sir. I'll get a little bit. done in no time. You're really not that bad. Here, here's a house key. If you need anything else,
Starting point is 00:10:27 just give me a call, okay? Oh, wow. Of course, sir. So what? Now they're best friends or some shit. If you remember at the beginning of the video, these guys fucking hated each other. The dad was going at his neck and shit. Now they're best friends, renovating the house, jerking each other off. This story is a roller coaster. It's so hard to follow. Well, what do you think? I made sure to work super hard on everything. I just can't believe you actually did it. Well, I I'm a man of my word. I fix some other stuff in the house too. Now everything's up to code. You know, Derek, uh, you're really sorry about before. You know, you're really not a bad guy after all. Say, Mr. Westfield, your watch is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:11:04 It's one of the first Rolex is ever made. It's a family heirloom passed down to the head of the family for generations and generation. I wear it every single day. Wow, that's incredible. Maybe one day it'll get passed down to you. Oh, what? That watch is supposed to go to me. Maybe this is an opportunity. This guy is a psychopath. You break a car, you throw a bottle into somebody's face, then you push him into a pool, you wreck your fucking house. Now you're going to steal the only family heirloom and you're going to blame it on the main character.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Kevin, what the fuck did he do to deserve this shit? Oh, is it because he stole your sister? Sorry, motherfucker, but somebody else is fucking your sister now. I'm sorry, it's not you. I'm going to sneak in a dad's room and get the watch. Oh, perfect. Right where he always leaves it. Good.
Starting point is 00:11:52 By Derek. Hey, what's going on? Returning to the scene of the crime, huh? Scene of the crime. What are you talking about? You know, that watch? My family heirloom, someone broke in and stole it last night. Whoa, what?
Starting point is 00:12:06 That's crazy. What's crazy is you came back here after you are the one that stole it. Like I said before, this whole video is the most bipolar shit I've ever seen. First they hate him, then they like him, then they like him, then they like him, like them, like guys, pick a fucking struggle. I'm just gonna skip the bullshit and really get to the juicy ass of the video. Eric, all of this stuff, is it true? Gabby, I promised you, I didn't do it. I don't even know what to believe anymore.
Starting point is 00:12:32 And look at you. Upsetting my daughter now. Get out of my house. Man, I can't believe all this mess. Why am I being blamed for it? Whoa, what's going on? You're under arrest, criminal. Under arrest? For what?
Starting point is 00:12:47 The steal and a super fancy watch and also invading private property. Okay. Hey, policeman, but with what fucking proof do you have? Gotta love the justice system, baby. Gabby, please tell this cop that there's nothing going on. I'm sorry, Derek, but actually, I was the one that called the cops. Derek, I can't be with the criminal. We're done.
Starting point is 00:13:06 It's been a few days since Derek got arrested. Gabby hasn't even left her room. Gabby, do you want to go out to lunch? Just go away. Leave me alone. We gotta talk. I'm the one that stole the watch. What?
Starting point is 00:13:19 Yeah, look, see, I have it right here. Why would you do that? You went along with it, and it was your idea that Derek was the one that stole it. I'm really sorry, okay? I'm just afraid I was losing you. You were always hanging out with him, and you always left me alone, and I was sad. I am so mad at you right now. Derek hasn't been in jail for a couple of days.
Starting point is 00:13:37 We need to go down there and help him, and you need to go tell him the truth. Oh, yeah, because telling the truth is totally going to make everything all better. Oh, I'm so sorry, pal. You've been rotting in jail for a few days, getting buck-fucked by Tyrone in the jail. So, go fuck yourself, Gavin. Anyways, y'all, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it.
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