Ryth - The Cringiest Spice King Got Worse.

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

The Cringiest Spice King Got Worse.Spice Kings. One of the biggest TikTok Trends that were popularized by Spice King and Spizee, keeps getting worse. Today we are checking out the Cringiest and Creepiest TikTok Spice King, Spizee, and how he got much worse.

What's it was spicy rummins with the word spicy sauce ever made? Audience, can you fucking believe that this is the amount of YouTube stimulation people need nowadays? If I had to describe brain rot on YouTube in one sentence, it would literally be this fucking dude right here. Spicy rammats and giant cheese. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with your arms? This my fuck is bust in a bag more than vegan teacher dancing around. Alright people, what's up? The worst spice king on YouTube is getting worse.

Be something good! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to spicy. Now, it's not like this guy needs an introduction on my channel. You guys have probably seen my previous millions of views I've gotten on this guy before. But today we're not going to be talking about any of his YouTube shorts because he is now uploading long-form spicy content. And I'm not talking about OnlyFans content, ladies and gentlemen. It's a lot spicier.

What did what spicy is ramen with the word spicy sauce ever made? You spicy rammies and giant cheese. They're so spicy. The Rivenbeck! Let's start from the least spicy to the spicy. Listen, so one thing I've never understood about spicy throughout my entire YouTube career is how exactly does this guy stay healthy while making all this YouTube content? Because I'm trying to sit here and quantify how many milligrams of sodium per day he consumes.

And I can tell you by just this video here, he probably consumed 10,000 milligrams. Not necessarily something that he should be proud of. Is there something that you'll fucking pass away for by the into your video but hey if your life is worth a few thousand dollars on YouTube.com then hey that's your choice blue taki ramen I'm gonna be real audience blue taki ramen probably tastes like shit like who the fuck goes to the store and says oh I'm gonna buy blue taki ramen if anybody utters the words I'm going to go to the store and buy blue taki ramen chances are you need to be on an

FBI watch list because you're fucking nasty it tastes like blue taki wow spicy no fucking shit it tastes like blue tachies wow spicy no fucking shit it tastes like blue tachie I still can't believe audience that there are kids on planet Earth that are sitting down on a fucking Thursday afternoon and watching spicy talk about blue toki ramen. Like dude, get up off your fat ass and go make some fucking money dude. You have a limited time on this earth and you're spending it watching a fucking spicy long form video. Go outside, go for a run, do some push-ups fat ass.

Bro, do you not realize how much of a fucking pixie you sound like right now? Mmm Shut the fuck up, you sesty ass. Red tucky ramen? It's red. It's two out of ten. Yeah, the spice level may be a two out of ten, but the heart attack level is going to be a ten out of ten here soon.

This my fuck is going to be having an outer body experience later in the video, I swear. Next up is green spicy ramen. Okay, excuse me for a second, but what the fuck is that avatar on the bag? Why the fuck is there a they-them duck with fucking Kim Jong-un's hair cut on that shit? I am so fucking confused. Like who designed the logo for the logo for this? company. Ah.

Spicy. That was so funny. Honey, and some of the dumbest shit I could probably think of in a spicy video is probably whenever he's talking to his food in the video. Like, dude, this is probably some type shit that you would see on PBS kids. Like, seriously, this is the shit that kids find entertaining in 2024. This shit got me weak, bro. Spiciness 4 out of thing.

Dude, how the fuck was that? A 4 out of 10 spice level. You literally just ate dry ramen in microwave Jerple sh- where the fuck is this supposed to be spicy let me hot mac and cheese Here he fucking goes again going back to moaning over fucking ramen Completely off topic but dude Cheetos ramen audience this company could have just said heart attack in a cup A spoon Giant hot chito

Personally, I would still take the shot in audience I would tell you one thing I would not miss what now what now Oh Cheezing ramen. Somebody please kill me. I have never wanted to stick an AR-15 barrel down my throat so fucking bad. Get your fucking pickle puffin' ass out of my face. It's the best one yet? And the cheese is delicious.

Spiciness, five out of ten. Dude, you just said cheese ramen was a five out of ten spice level? Bro, for a spice king, you was a fucking pussy. Bro, I un-ironically used ghost pepper sauce on literally fucking everything I eat. And I don't even find that shit spicy. I need to use scorpion peppers and Carolina Reapers and shit. But come on, dude, for one spice connoisseur to another, you're a pussy for that. 3x spicy ramen?

It's three times spicier than my dad. I swear, this dude would literally say anything to get some extra reaction on his YouTube video. Spicey made that joke to expect me to make a bunch of Alabama jokes probably. But unironically, I don't know if this guy's a fucking inbred or not. I don't know, audience, you make the choice in the comment section. Nuclear powder. Crunchy! Who are getting harder.

pepper ramen. This ramen is made with real ghost peppers. Wow, spicy, really? Ghost pepper ramen has ghost pepper in it? Audietz, if you're ever looking for some good nutritional info about any food on planet Earth. Go to this guy, I promise he has all the answers. Don't trust her doctor, do not trust her nutrition is go to spicy on YouTube.com. I can definitely make certain a 100% non-heart attack guarantee for the first 10 years of your life. Warning, extreme spice, do not eat. Okay.

Honestly, I wouldn't even be thinking about how spicy the ramen is. That shit looks way too much like pubic hair. If anything, it'll be triggering my gag reflex rather than actually burning my mouth. That ramen looks fucking nasty. Okay, it's a bit spicy. Seven out of ten. My toilet is boom-boom. I'll be real, bro.

Spicy has got to do a toilet reveal one day. Either that shit looks like a toilet in fucking Alcatraz. Or this man has spent some. spent so much money to buy a futuristic toilet. That that thing could handle any fucking turn deposited into it. Explosion fire ramen? This ramen is made with seven of the spiciest peppers in the world. And it can burn my mouth.

Yeah! And explosion Dorito! 8.5! We're not even halfway through the video and he's already saying 8.5 out of 10 spice level. Did this muf-fucka die during the video and forget to turn off the camera? No! Noodles! It's so spicy that it's actually banned! Yeah, spicy, I highly doubt that it's actually banned.

You know, it's probably banned for like what fucking toddlers? But you know, for anybody that has at least one deciliter of testosterone, they would probably be able to handle the quote-unquote most spicy noodles. But dude, calling it banned is such bullshit. What the fuck did I just hear? Shut the fuck out, Moundke. Am I gonna get canceled for saying this? Uh, probably not.

Could think Spicey's not black, ladies and gentlemen. Because if he was, that joke would have been fucking insane. Oh, he's fucking dead. Two ladies and gentlemen, it looks like I'm out of content. Everybody please subscribe.