Ryth - The Cringiest TikTok Comments.

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

The Cringiest TikTok Comments.TikTok, TikTok is home to some of the disgusting and offensive comments on the internet. Today we are checking out the worst TikTok and Instagram reels comments and ratin...g them on worst to best.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm not dating them. You never date you're not going to date them for black. Oh shit. Your audience, everybody comment if this guy's cooking or not. One of the top comments on the video says, if black dudes don't want black girls, why would I? Oh shit. There's gonna be some people going to hell today.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Alright, people, what's up? The Instagram comments section is the craziest comment section ever. Today I gathered some of the funniest Instagram memes I've ever seen and we're gonna check out how crazy the comments section is going to get let's begin yeah isn't that a monkey we'll go look at maybe it's an eight if it's a nickel or a salad or a pillow if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an eight audience I'm sure that we can imagine the comment section once we scroll down and also I know what some of you guys are thinking right Writh why the fuck is this or
Starting point is 00:00:46 Instagram feed are you like racist or some shit listen ladies and gentlemen don't pretend like your humor is not f*** up like mine hit your fckinny's out of a twist and enjoy the funny moments this guy commented a letter and GIF I think I know what the this is we could go ahead and open the 39 replies that this person got and I think we already know what the rest of it's gonna be I swear this muf is going to hell king kid what the fuck are you doing bro you look like you're five years on it looks like you're still learning the alphabet did your pre-k4 teacher read you to kill a mockingbird or some shit dude how the fuck do you know that word this person comments saying white people be making jokes like this but lose their minds when you say they enjoy eating kosla holy shit this comment got 2,600 likes Now listen, audience, for those who don't know, I'm probably whiter than a sheet of paper. And I'm here to tell you right now, as a white man, that is whiter than a sheet of paper that coleslaw tastes like fucking dog shit. If you guys actually care about what my diet is throughout the day, I fucking love spicy food. I know, I know, a complete contrast to normal white people.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Most of us white motherfuckas find salt to be spicy. Ho-ho, not me, motherfucker-er. I'd be dating a fucking Latina and I eat more spice than her. So, uh, I think that gives you guys a good reference. Me and bro scouting the local KFC, oh my god. Listen, I know that black people are the stereotyper loving KFC, but bro, I got the biggest chicken choppers as well. Listen, I'm drooling looking at the KFC menu just like Jamal behind me in the drive-thru.
Starting point is 00:02:13 The veggie-tails vegetables would never say this. Dude, go the fuck outside. Have you even dated a black girl for real? Not fuck quality of them, bro. I've got 40 black girls. Why not dating them? You never dated them. I'm not going to date them to black.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Okay, but actually, like, who let bro cut them? Look just now. Dear black women scrolling the comments section. I know you're reading these comments and feeling angry, misunderstood, undervalue. Shut the fuck up. Do these girls not understand that a dude can have a preference at times? Huddietz, if you were to ask me right now, if I were to date a black chick, I would reply,
Starting point is 00:02:44 fuck no. And guess what, ladies and gentlemen, is that racist for me to say that I don't want to date a black chick? No. I don't want to date white bitches either. I don't prefer either one of them. But note this, you're beautiful and talented, smart, ambitious, and worthy of being loved. Just remember audience, this is only exclusive to black chicks.
Starting point is 00:03:01 All you white women scrolling the comment section, just know that you're not beautiful, talented, smart, ambitious, or worthy of being loved. Fuck you. Okay, but jokes aside, like actually, what the fuck is this comment? It's so stupid. Where's the consoling shit for women across the board? Why does it have to be exclusive to black women? Fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:03:19 You're desired without measure, and not just for what's in between your legs. To be fair, girl, you're probably the only one that's taken this video this deep. so uh go off queen your smile and your presence lights up any room you walk into hold your head up high and speak confidence and strength into the doubt of others be proud of who you are someone get me a tissue that was fucking beautiful girl shut the fuck up they can be very attractive but they are certainly impulsive unpredictable and easily provoked definitely not my type oh mr moga one-one i think you caused a discussion in the comment section now listen isn't okay to categorize every single black chick as impulsive, unpredictable, and easily provoked?
Starting point is 00:04:01 Because not every black girl is hot-blooded and has a mean-ass attitude and not every white chick is calm and consoling. If I were this guy, I would definitely be backtracking my statement right about now. I don't know what y'all say, but that's so racism. Girl, shut the fuck up, you can't even spell. If black dudes don't even want black girls, why would I? I mean, kind of base to say that, but why do you need a black dude's verification? Like, what the fuck are you trying to cook, meme carp? This motherfucker's definitely a soy boy.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Oh, God. Aim something or someone you should stop sleeping with as an adult. Alana. Your boss. Wait a minute. What the fuck? So is this girl saying that it was okay to sleep with your boss if you were a child? Did she even understand the question? Your boss?
Starting point is 00:04:47 Wow. John? Children. Bro literally doubled it and gave it to the next person. Oh my God, bro. You're going to hell. to hell without hesitation okay no like actually why did this guy not even hesitate when he said children like literally this guy had an extra moment to think about his answer and think whether or not
Starting point is 00:05:10 he should say it out loud and whenever it came around to him he still said it bro like what the fuck who sleeps with their boss as a child okay no actually like what the fuck did she even say back there everybody comment which of these two people had the worst response on family feud bro had an extra second to think about it and he still did it honestly like what the fuck was he thinking and this guy comments a police gift yeah i don't blame him her crib be the spot and we got glossed suck all in that shit don't come in let you nut but this miss cramie told about this nigger help me set him up and she was with it yo who let ed sheeran start cooking on the track holy shit okay seriously i know this is not
Starting point is 00:05:47 ed shearing's music and i honestly don't even know if that's even ed sheerin right there there was no song in the ed shearon catalog where he should be moving his body like that at all Ooh, I'm in love with the shape of you. Y'all must have not heard. Oh, well, Dylan G518, I do now. Mr. Ed Shearin is fucking cooking in the studio. That camera grab at the end. Yeah, honestly, what the fuck was he doing right there?
Starting point is 00:06:11 That is probably the most hood shit I've ever seen in a music video in my entire life. I'm in love with the shape of you, Ninja. Oh my God. Can you imagine if Ed Shearan actually ripped an N-word in his music video? I would fucking die. He's black y'all. He's just albino. What the fucking?
Starting point is 00:06:27 Your profile picture bro and trust me I know that motherfucker's albino he's posted up like Alfredo Okay, there's no fucking way he's actually doing that right now is he? Holy fuck he's actually doing it Listen audience do you actually feel bad for this kid or does he fucking deserve it if you want my personal opinion if you're gonna be this fucking stupid and not know how much gel to put in your hair I personally think this kid fucking deserves it like how the fuck can you be that dumb and literally he He could fix this problem by simply getting in the shower and washing his hair off with warm water. At that point, that really just puts the nail in the coffin for how fucking stupid he is. Dog, how the fuck did this ninja throw up?
Starting point is 00:07:33 Now that I think about it, why the fuck did this kid start gagging? I mean, I get it right, you're fucking scared that you're going to lose your entire scalp. You're going to look like Andrew Tate by the time you get your gel out. That is, of course, if you're fucking stupid and he don't know how to rinse out gel. But, dude, there's nothing in this video that should cause your gag reflex. Least amount of gel used by an Italian. Nothing in this video should induce vomiting. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:07:59 Again, like I said, if you're not fucking stupid, you should just wash it out with water. I don't know why this kid was being so fucking stupid. Literally, bro, get in the shower. It's not that difficult. Yeah, all this shit we checked out today was fucking insane. Everyone, please subscribe and click the attached video on the screen. I would deeply appreciate it. Later.

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