Ryth - The Cringiest TikTok Spice Kings.

Episode Date: July 27, 2024

The Cringiest TikTok Spice Kings.Tiktok Spice Kings, a TikTok and YouTube Shorts trend that created so much TikTok cringe on TikTok and YouTube, where TikTokers will eat spicy food and do spicy food challenges on TikTok and YouTube shorts. Today we check out the worst TikTok Spice Kings.

Shine beagle. Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm convinced this guy likes men. Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst spice kings I've ever seen. Usually when you think of spice kings, you either think of this guy, that guy, or this fucking abomination. But today they're gonna be competing for who exactly is THE worst spice game. And just to preface before we begin, God, this video's gonna be fucking awful.

Got me chicken win! Holy shit! Four seconds in and we're starting off with a banger. I think if I just incorporate my own biased opinion, I would personally think spicy is the fucking worst spice king Not only because he's probably the most annoying motherfucker of all time and not just because he's the most sensitive piece of shit ever and he'll strike your videos if you make fun of him But like 99% of the shit he consumes in his videos It's not even fucking spicy I'm sure all of us can sit here and eat gummy chicken wings all day without you know wanting to fucking Your brains out it's like are these spice kings even spicy? I'm sure all of us can sit here and eat gummy chicken wings all day without you know wanting to fucking shit your brains out. It's like are these spice kings even spicy

Kings. Blue Taki, it's Gummy! Yeah, no, this is fucking disgusting. By the way, guys, the video that I'm reacting to is titled ASMR. Do you think this audio with this visual on screen is going to be satisfying? And by the way, this is a genuine question. Who the f f is putting on their headphones thinking, oh my god, I need something relaxing. I need some ASMR to listen to and they pop on a fucking spicy video.

Like, who the fuck is doing that? Go Gummy? Oh yeah, and also it's not gonna be a spicy video unless you do some gay shit If there's like a giant pickle or some big ass pepper involved then you can expect some gay activity If you guys ask me the reason of why he does all this weird in his videos hits of course they get me and you guys the comment on the video be like Ha ha you're so fruity that's basically it but no this guy's just being fucking stupid at the end of the day Pickle-tasty Shut the fuck up you're so unfunny

Ooh! Cold Gummy! Look, it's the queen! Ha! Hey, look, guys, it's John F. Kennedy! Get it because there's a giant fucking hole in his skull? I gave him head! Yeah, I'm sure that's not the only thing you've given head in your life.

Yeah, so if I had to rank spicy on the tier list of Spice Kings, a fucking F tier, let's move on. Giant spicy goldfish. Okay, serious question. Where the f-f-do-do these... guys find these big ass snacks. I imagine these foods are like some DIY shit, but dude, I would actually want to eat that. Anyways, yeah, for anybody that doesn't know who this spice king is, it is jumbo spice. If I had to describe this guy, he's probably the most mellow spice king I've ever seen. But nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, this guy also does a pretty weird shit too. Giant fries. Wait a minute, did you just say fucking French fries? I thought this was a spice

King video what the fuck is this bro you're eating potatoes that's like the most white people shit ever and white people think fucking salt is spicy this is like the complete opposite of spice king okay genuine question why the fuck is this guy wearing so many rings did you get the flame one out of the 25 cent fucking gunball machine like damn a fucka put your wish dot com rings away black dorido i bet that's what your fucking nut sack looks like under a microscope giant red and yellow cheetos that's shitos that shit don't even look like a fucking Cheeto. Why do they look like pool noodles?

Girmish shake. This muf-fucka just turned into granddad from the boondocks. World spiciest pizza? That pizza doesn't even look fucking spicy. It looks like some shitty lunchable I had in third grade. Spontaneous combustion. Giant yellow pepper. Okay, motherfucker.

What did you just say? Bro, he called this shit a pepper. Bro, you are such a dumb ass. Wasabi? Satan's blood. Okay. At this point, I wouldn't even qualify this shit as a pizza. I think you lost me when you added the fucking yellow pepper.

But at this point, this pizza looks like a bunch of sped kids just threw their fucking Play-Doh on it. It actually looks disgusting. Like, I genuinely think I would pass away if I ate that. What the fuck? Pineapple soda. Okay, I'm convinced this guy is actually stupid. What fuck a puts in the straw, but he doesn't use the straw. I'm telling you guys, you cannot be a spice king unless you have brain damn.

to some capacity. No reaction. Ham, fucka, you don't need to be so intense. Who is looking at me like how EDP looks at? Giant peacle. Here we go. He's about to do some gay shit. Sour spaghetti? This moment right here confirms to me he has never had any interaction with a female before.

A kiss? Bluji moi? Oh my goodness! One chip challenge. It looks scary! Get inside, baby Yeah, definitely He has got to be only experience with dudes

And pickle powder Zombie pickle What did I tell you What did I fucking tell you I told you there was gonna be some gay shit Well shit finally You fucking dork Giant popuitos

Yeah no that shit looks nothing like a Cheeto It looks like the last turd that Barney took Prime Wait wait wait wait wait wait Is that Prime The title of the video is Spicy Food ASM

I'm sure most of the people watching have consumed Prime sometime in their life. We can confirm right now that Prime is not spicy. It's a hydration drink. Where the fuck is it's spicy? The shit is false advertisement. Popo Dorido. Popo Tarkis. Popu Korean Fire Ramen.

You know, I have no idea why I'm mentioning this now. But in order to be a spice king, you quite literally have to throw your health down the drain. Because if your career is after eating talkies and eating a ton of ramen every single day, I imagine your health is going to go down the drain and you're going to have an early grave by at least 30. Throughout this video, I've probably seen around 5,000 milligrams worth of sodium consumed. That much sodium is probably enough to give an elephant a heart attack. So honestly, seeing all these spice kings still standing after all this shit put in their mouth, to say that I'm not surprised that they're still breathing is the biggest amount of cap ever.

Audience, you see what I mean? This motherfuck is scraping the bottom of the container. How are these guys still breathing? Monster. No reaction. I know this guy is feeling tingly all around his body right now. Because there is no fucking way you just chug a monster like that. And you're still completely fine.

For all my monster connoisseurs out there, if you know, you know. Giant Orange Cheeto. Why does it look like my fucking earwax? Okay, genuinely, what the hell is going on? Why does he have the same ring as Jombo Spice? I swear these two motherfuckers are married or some shit. Giant cheese it Yeah, I think I'm done fucking white people in their cheese it everybody click the video on screen to watch more

Anyways yeah I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came