Ryth - The Dumbest YouTube Shorts Drama. (Master Oogway)

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

The Dumbest YouTube Shorts Drama. (Master Oogway)Master Oogway. This YouTube Shorts and TikTok creator has been getting canceled for his very disrespectful and harmful comments on protected groups of people. Today YouTuber John Casterline (H1T1) and his friend expose Master Oogway in their own video, today I go over why it's the dumbest YouTube Shorts drama ever.

So, I'm gonna say it for the first time in my life properly. N-he-he-he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. And while you may not realize it, Ugui, if you're watching this, these kids look up to you, and they don't know right from wrong. This has gotta be the dumbest drama I've ever fucking seen in my life. The fact that I'm making a video right now, basically just saying racism is bad, and yet I'm anxious even posted online. Did you just say you were anxious for taking the popular opinion that racism is bad?

Bro, get the fuck out of here. Right people what's up. Today I think I found the dumbest YouTube shorts drama I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, uh, in case anybody's wondering, he actually said it. Audience, let me introduce you to Master Ugui. For anybody in the audience that's still wondering how he got canceled, I mean, for starters, look at his fucking skin tone, and then look at the word he just said. But anyways, Master Ugui is getting canceled because he's homophobic, racist, ablest, transphobic,

and he loves Adolf Hitler. At least that is what everybody is supposedly saying, but we're going to find out today. Now, I think in order for us to actually approach this shitty-ass drama, we have to take it into five different parts. So yeah, let's start with part zero. Yeah, uh, if this is one of the points that everybody is making about Master Ugui is that he makes lazy content, then yeah, that's for fucking sure.

had to guess how long it really takes to make these videos, it probably takes around like two minutes maximum to edit these videos. And this is just one example. I mean, all you literally had to do was make a Sigma face and then put the word Sigma on screen. In the eyes of YouTube, this is not transformative content whatsoever. And this is not the only example either, right? He has long form videos where it's his more edgy, dark humor content, which we're going to get to later but these videos he does make on his YouTube channel in YouTube short explanation to make things quick it's fucking slop but anyways this is probably one of the most tame parts as to why people do not like Master Uguay I think it's about time

we start getting into the the real crazy shit a dole v is my n... what the fuck damn dude he really said the famous Austrian painter was his friend now audience I understand whenever somebody tries to make dark humor and all this other shit, but bro, come on. If you're gonna make a dark humor song about the most horrible and horrific Supreme leader back in World War II, you can at least make the song go hard or at least a little bit more funny. Because audience, there's a way for you to actually make edgy humor songs like this,

and you can get away with it. And you might be wondering why am I saying this? It's because it's happened before. I got a message for these little fs trying to be a mama's boy and the teacher's pet pimple face ass wipe looking like They just had a gyna Collegist stick five fingers in your ass, no loo And it did extremely fucking well.

Like if I were to hop on a song and I just started off the song saying in a monotone voice that Randolph Higgler is my chiga, nobody's gonna fuck with it. Everybody's gonna think it's fucking stupid. Basically what I'm saying is that there's a way to execute dark humor and there's a way to not execute dark humor. And in this case, ladies and gentlemen, this is not the right way. This dark humor, I'm sorry to say it's fucking brain-rubes. Oh yeah Over the past year, Master Ugui has made amazing hit pieces called My Opinion on Jews, My Opinion on Transgender People, My Opinion

My Opinion on the LGBTQ Community, and much more. And ladies and gentlemen, this is what all of those videos consist of. If you guys aren't understanding the point, it's just clickbait. In the thumbnail, you see a white guy with a title of My Opinion on Black People with a picture of some random black guy in the fucking corner. Of course people are gonna click. Now, these videos started off anywhere between 8 and 10 seconds and it pretty much was the same layout every single time. Probably some of the laziest content on this website, it relates back to my first point. His shit takes like less than two minutes to make.

So what did he do with the rage bait titles and the clickbait funny ha-haz? He made more of them. But eventually the views got to him and he wanted to go off in the deep end and he actually said it. N-h-ha-ha. Now, do I see the reason why he's getting canceled for actually saying the N-word? Yeah. Do I understand why he made this video? Yeah.

It pulls a ton of views. And also, do I understand why he's getting canceled for saying it? Yeah. Are any of us actually gonna fucking care in a month after this drama's over? No. And that applies to literally everything that we've covered so far. Randolph Higgler being his friend. The obvious rage-bay middle school edgy kid tweet he makes

his Twitter account and the fact that he makes lazy content. If there's one thing I can promise everybody is that nobody's gonna fucking care about any of this in a month. Not in gween, not poncho, not dumping, not Rith, not anybody, except for maybe these two guys, but we're gonna talk about them later. But I will say there is something I personally want to harp on that not a lot of people are talking about. Ooh, yeah. If she is young and blind, you won't have to stop. Because from behind, my students, if her age is on the clock, he is ready for the cock. Yeah, uh, not even dark humor is going to excuse this shit.

This is just nasty. Listen, Ugui, you can go into any comedy club in the U.S. anywhere in the world. If you make these jokes, no one's going to be fucking hooting and hollering and slapping their fucking knee. No one's laughing. I think out of anything that you've done on your channel, I think you can shove these two videos up your fucking ass. Because this shit is just crazy. Ooh, yeah. Holy shit, I think we made it to the end.

Or should I say the next beginning. Now that you heard my opinion of the things that Master Ugui is getting canceled for, aka I just don't fucking care. Let's see what everybody else in YouTube is thinking. Primarily, I wanna go over two videos, one by John Castorline and another by Ben Eshrick. Because arguably, I think they had

the worst fucking videos on this entire situation. If you're familiar with my channel, you probably know that I talk about people who go way too far with their content just so that they can get views, clout, or money. This is Master Ugui. Master Ugui was once one of the most beloved creators on all of YouTube shorts and had a cult-like fanbase. All right, bro, quick glazing. Beloved, bro. Beloved?

That is a crazy fucking word to use, bro. Stop doing fucking helicopter tricks on it. You know, it's crazy because I like John Castorline, but I think this is the first video I've watched of his. that's that's definitely an L. So throughout the rest of this video audience, please keep an open mind. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't until very recently that he saw his downfall.

And that's where I come in. I'm going to tell you guys everything about it and also share my opinion on everything that's going on right now, if you're not aware of what's going on right now. So get comfortable, relax, grab a glass of water, maybe get a snack. Get to the fucking point.

Before I share my take on this, though, let's take a trip back to May 24th, 2021. This was when Master Ugui's channel was born. Listen, John, in the most respectful way imaginable, who fucking cares? When Master Ugui first made his channel, he made parodies of Master Ugui from Kung Fu Panda and he made funny quotes. That was it. Next fucking point. People thought it was very funny and these videos got imbused. And because these videos got imbused, just like any other creator would do, he milked it and milked it and milked it and kept on milking this type of video until the audience finally lost interest. And this is when his content took a turn for the work.

We're going to call his new type of content creating controversial videos that utilize specific groups of people and aspects of their identity beyond their control simply in order to get views. It's called dark humor. What the fuck is this definition? This man is acting like he just discovered fucking fire when he's talking about dark humor. Now, dark humor doesn't only stretch across this definition, but it's a branch of it. But dude, a paragraph to describe two words. Are you fucking me? Bro is trying his damn hardest to stretch.

this shit to eight minutes to get ad revenue. Holy fuck. Following me? Yeah, I'm following you. Some examples of him doing this can be seen in this video and this video and this video and this video and this video and this video. He's rage baiting clicks using dark humor to get views. What's the fucking surprise here? Listen, in no way am I defending master Ugui for his videos. At the end of the day, I don't fucking care about him, I don't care about John, I don't care about fucking nobody. At least in this situation. Again, listen John, I find your content funny. I watch it periodically. But dude, you are giving an attention seeker exactly what he wants. You get the point. All of these videos are like eight seconds, the most lazy content ever, and all you really need to look at is the title to understand what he's trying to do. In these videos, he wouldn't really say anything about these groups of people, and would essentially just play music over him pretending to talk.

So I guess at this point, it wasn't really enough for him to get in any sort of trouble, and can kind of just get waved off as dark humor that is also just very lazy content. I mean, every single video was like eight seconds long, and it probably takes like two minutes to edit this. This whole segment of your video could have just been described in 10 seconds. He made a few lazy dark humor videos that didn't get him in any trouble and you can go on with your day. That was the entire section of this video, guys. He was quite literally leveraging racism and all kinds of other isms and phobias just so that he could get clicks because he knew people would see it. Holy crap, you're a genius.

He's leveraging sensitive topics so that he can get views. Holy shit. John, you did the same fucking thing you leveraged suicide in your YouTube shorts. Suicidal and depressed people might find that very offensive, John. Fucking weak-ass point. But the crazy thing is that throughout all of this

his fans were fully supporting him. Every single comment is laughing at his jokes, egging him on, or simply just going with what he said. I'm gonna play this video that I was just referring to a second ago. Hey, don't be surprised if one day I just... Okay, the first half of the video, he's egging on that he's going to kill himself. He's going to commit suicide, guys, okay?

I'm sure all you sad people out there are getting offended. So, so offended. Oh, get it, guys. That's the punchline. He was going to make a swing under the tree. And what happened when he literally made the same meta type of video that Master Ugui did? His comments were also egging him on to make the same video again. Bro, you can't make this shit up.

Let's talk about how it got even worse. Oh, quick little side note. Sometime in the middle of all of this, he tried to box someone. And, uh, well. Oh! Yeah, he got knocked on his tubby ass. That's pretty funny. Anyways, get back to your fucking point.

That's totally against the point. It shocked me simply to see how many people were seeing these titles and this content and fully supporting it. If you're referring to any of these videos here, he wasn't saying anything bad. Bros acting like racial undertones isn't in TV, movies, and Hollywood and all this shit. This is nothing new. But with no backlash for these very offensive titles, Guay's audience seemed to finally lose interest in these.

And that's when he realized he needs to take it up a notch in order to stay relevant. What a stupid fucking photo. Yeah. Okay. So I know that my views are pretty bad right now and I'm low-key falling off. But this idea that I just came up with, it's groundbreaking. It's going to bring me back. It's going to bring you back.

They're going to love it, dude. These people are going to love it. Okay. Dude, I'm telling you, you do not get it. It's going to be life. changing. No, I hear you. I hear you. What's the idea? I'm gonna say the N-word online and post it in a YouTube video for the world to see. John, you're a genius. Okay, get to the fucking point. I'm not trying to be here all day. So that's when he released this song. I'm not gonna play it. He says that in the

court. Maybe because the market for his content was edgy content, you did just say that you were wondering how he was getting supported from these videos here. John, come on, critical thinking. What do you think his audience was. Did you think it was Little Timmy playing his videos on a Samsung smart refrigerator? Or do you think it was edgy middle school kids? I can tell you the answer and it was exactly like me when I was 13 years old. Everybody's got a phase bro and everybody that watches Ugui is going through that phase. And he also made this video and that title's not clickbait. He actually said it this time, how down bad do you have to be to say that just so that you can get some views? I will give it to John. It is a pretty down bad usage of the N-word. If you're going to

be a non-black person saying the N-word publicly for the first time and you make this video a very unfunny video of you just saying the N-word. In my opinion, it was a missed opportunity. You could have done something like Filthy Frank and made it actually funny. My dick gets bigger because I'm crazy. But then again, 2015 and 2016 was a different era than 2024. It's almost like you got sensitive people just crawling in every corner of YouTube nowadays. If you're going to be a white guy making an edgy joke using the end.

N-word, it better fucking land. Because if not, everybody's going to be watching your video with this face right here. No one's fucking laughing. So I'm shocked that it took all of that for people to finally realize that, oh, maybe this is not so good to be supporting. And it didn't really start on YouTube. Twitter is where people really saw a problem with it. And TikTok is also where many people were like, this is just dumb.

It's genuinely shocking to me to see how many people on YouTube liked this video and also shared comments just going along with it the way they do on all of his videos. I can say the same for your video. Don't be all social justice warrior when you did the same shit, John. And that's the problem with all of this. Us as creators have so much influence on the people watching our videos. And while you may not realize it, Ugui, if you're watching this, these kids look up to you and they don't know right from wrong, so they're going to see what you say and think it's

totally okay to say. Okay, sure. You didn't go to the actual caliber of Ugui and said racial sluble. just for no fucking reason. I get it. But dude, I know your audience, and I can tell you one thing's for sure. If you got little Timmy watching your videos on a smart refrigerator, I bet your ass you got little kids watching your videos. And if you got videos like this on your channel where you're joking about suicide,

I don't think you're the guy to me making this type of point. You get what I'm saying. Either way, if you want to make dark humor, you want to make not dark humor, go ahead. I don't give a shit. But if you want to stand the moral high ground, the last thing you want to do is be a hypocrite. And this brings me into another topic. My friend Ben made a video on this entire situation, which you should watch after this video. And in it, he said this.

Now, if you are a content creator out there that just makes edgy jokes, aka racist jokes, sexist jokes. Here we have a greasy grown man that just left the fucking gym to sit at the bottom of the stairs to talk about Master Ugui saying the N word in a video. Lord, forgive me when I have to react to this guy's video next. I want you to ask yourself one question. Is this what you want to be remembered for? And I completely agree. Is this really how you want to be remembered as a content creator? Nice voice crack, little bro.

Content, content, content, con, con, con, con, con. Bro just sounded like a master Uguet subscriber. Anyways, that pretty much wraps up John Castorline's video. But now. But now we got to check out his video. Which, by the way, audience, this video is a lot fucking worse. To begin, let's just, let's just look at this thumbnail. Racism on YouTube.

Like, really, motherfucker? If this is supposed to be the big U-Roth throughout your video, you're fucking cooked. Everybody knows racism is on YouTube and for comedic purposes too. This is nothing new, Brody. Well, it appears that YouTube Shorts Brain has unfortunately taken the life of another soldier. I mean, maybe thinking yourself, what the f f f- is YouTube Shorts Brain? What is this guy on about? Who let Ben get off his meds again?

Hear me out. YouTube Shorts Brain. This is your brain. Now, this is your brain on YouTube Shorts. And in case you don't believe me, here are some before and after images of YouTube shorts users. Ooh, that's the worst case right there. No, no, that's the worst case. Audience, I think I forgot to fucking laugh.

When this dude pulled up the green screen, he really thought all the hoes were going to fucking laugh at this joke. Can y'all mafucka stop wasting my time? What causes YouTube shorts brain disease? Well, there are three very deadly sins that come out of YouTube shorts use. Oh my God, get to the fucking point. This right here is the deadliest symptom of YouTube shorts brain. You are so far beyond gone in the brain-right universe that you decide, you know what, now's my time to start just being racist

because extra views, extra money, and my ego is so big, I don't even care what offends people anymore. If you're a little kid getting offended at Master Ugui's videos, I don't think you should be on the internet. Listen, audience, if Ugui were to even stop making these videos here, like literally stopped everything, he's still going to offend people. If Mr. Beast, probably the nicest guy on the face of the planet, is gonna get cancelled on Twitter for offending a shi load of people,

then everybody's going to offend somebody at some point. And even if you make edgy content like Master Ugui, YouTube's algorithm has gotten so good to know that whether you like edgy content or kid-friendly content. And I can tell you now why Ugui has lasted so long making edgy content on YouTube, It's because YouTube has pushed his content to people that would actually consume edgy content. Again, audience, there's a market for edgy content and there's a market for kid-friendly content. But this guy is too high on the fucking pre-workout to figure that out. Look, I'm all about speaking your mind and having a unique point of view and adding to the discussion. But, uh, saying the actual N-word.

What the fuck? Well, what the fuck did you expect? Did you expect this fucking to be like five minutes? His content's not about education, bro. If you want education, go back to fucking Quizlet. Again, audience, I'm not defending Ugui for saying the N-word. That's not the point. I'm just pointing out how fucking poor these points are. If you really thought Master Ugui's channel was about adding significant value to other people's lives, then you're fucking stupid.

Riveting content. This is a problem. This is peak YouTube shorts brain damage. When you become so addicted to the money, the clout, and the ego, I can assure you, bro, he is not making money on those videos. Audience, if you even use a certain type of word in your YouTube title, you automatically get to monetized. There's literally a spreadsheet dedicated to it. And I can tell you now by looking up those words from his title, he's not getting monetized.

He's not getting money. All right, let's just go back to the video, man. I genuinely cannot believe that this is where we're at as a community. I can't believe you're at the bottom of the fucking stairs. Didn't you literally have a couch a second ago? Go fucking sit on the couch. You have content creators that are just posting videos saying slurs and the comments are critically acclaiming it. Like this is the greatest artwork they've ever seen in their lives.

Before you keep huffing and puffing, dude, they're making jokes. Do you not see the laughing emojis? Do you not see the sarcasm? Holy fuck, you're more blind than a bad. Now, if you are a content creator out there that just makes edgy jokes, aka racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes that are just meant to offend people, jokes that just only come at the cost of, other people, especially based on aspects of their life by which they cannot control. I want you to ask yourself one question. Is this what you want to be remembered for?

You don't need to make jokes at the cost of other people to be funny. Okay, but that doesn't mean we need to censor an entire fucking genre of humor. Listen, I know the wet dream utopia you have where nobody offends anybody. I understand it's a great fucking reality. But unfortunately, bro, it's never going to happen. Now, what you're saying is true. True, you can make jokes that are not at the cost of other people to be funny, but you're missing an entire demographic of people that simply have a different style of humor.

Whether you're craving Chick-fil-A one day and you're craving McDonald's another day, some people just have different tastes. What I'm saying is that not everybody's going to be like you. And the only way to live with that is to fucking accept the world for what it is. And to quit sitting at the bottom of your stairs, booing and who. While the YouTube shorts community just absolutely loves racism for some reason. Bro, what the fuck are you even on about? Bro just categorized an entire section of the YouTube app as a bunch of racist.

Okay, go off, Queen. Now, I don't like being serious. I like making jokes. I like making fun of people. I don't like having to talk about real issues. Because my job on here is to make people laugh. It's to entertain. It's to distract you from all the bad things in the world.

Well, you're doing a very fucking piss poor job at it. The only thing that's distracting me is that white stuff on your wall. Wait, pause. But unfortunately, when content creators in the same atmosphere as me start spreading racism and start bringing these real world issues into the content, it forces me to talk about it. Oh my God, yes, you're finally talking about it. Ben, fucking expose everybody. Anyways, this guy for the next probably four minutes of the video is going to be a complete social justice warrior.

Almost like trying to rally everybody that's watching the video to a. agree with him, while also simultaneously and metaphorically stroking his pee to make himself look greater than he actually is. Like, I can make a whole fucking compilation of this shit right now. I'm not trying to be some white knight. I'm not here trying to be the savior of all black people. I understand that the concept that I've posted on YouTube shorts hasn't always been the best either. I've posted videos that can be repetitive. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm nowhere near perfect as a creator, and neither are any of of my friends, although I do look up to all of my content creator friends that post content every single day on this platform as well.

The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad and yet I'm anxious to even post it online because of how the community might react is insane to me. Nah, no, no, no, no, no, bro. What the fuck did you just say? The fact that I'm making a video right now basically just saying racism is bad and yet I'm anxious. You're fucking anxious to post a video on the internet? Correct to me if I'm wrong audience, but you're literally taking the popular. opinion. You just said racism bad and now you're nervous to say that on the internet. Are you fucking me? If anything, bro, I'm the one that should be nervous to post my video. I'm taking the unpopular opinion. And here you are shaking in your little fucking wife beater in your dimlit

room talking to me like you're anxious to post a fucking video. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, audience, I'm gonna go give my voice arrest. I'm a little sick right now. But anyways, yeah, more long forms here soon.