Ryth - The Fakest Pranks On TikTok.

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

The Fakest Pranks On TikTok.TikTok. TikTok is the place where anybody can become famous for anything. Recently TikTok pranks has been the biggest TikTok Trend, and Topper Guild Is the pioneer of all of this. Today we check the TikTok cringe with these Fake TikTok pranks by Topper Guild.

No, no, no, no. Oh, oh. All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the fakes-pranks on TikTok. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Topper Guild. And not that I need to introduce this guy, because I've made quite a few videos on him already. Anyways, before we begin, I have a challenge for myself.

You guys have been commenting, I have a swearing problem in my videos. So to fix the swearing problem inside of my YouTube videos for every swear word, I will have ghost pepper sauce. We're gonna be squeaky clean today, ladies and gentlemen. So with that being said, let's begin. Apparently, this is supposed to be the fake eyes prank. Audience, I know for a fact that this looked absolutely nothing like a pair of eyes. If anybody gets fooled that this is actually a pair of eyeballs,

then I am afraid you have contracted cataracts. You are Helen Keller. You think you drew eyeballs, motherfucker. Oh, fuck. You know, I really love spicy stuff. But the fact that I have to do this repeatedly over multiple times in a video, this shit's gonna pit... I hate my life. Oh!

Yeah, so I just filled this guy up with a crap ton of ghost pepper sauce, definitely more than I would like to admit. Anyways, bottoms up. Oh, it's spicy. None of the... Lazzang sur-gely, puissance-molyne, for 15 minutes. We'd say that's their dojo. Pre-a-joo? Vive the pleasure with the Ojo!

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Bless, ladies and gentlemen, but you see, I love spicy stuff so much that it's not gonna bother me. Since I swore twice, I have to take two shots of the ghost pepper sauce, so as you can see, doing a little bit right there. There we go.

Ah! God, down the hatcher we go, ladies and gentlemen. Making sure I'm coding all the taste buds here. Woo! That stuff is hot, ladies and gentlemen. Am I crying yet? Nope, not yet, but I guarantee you I will in a few minutes. Hey, what's the top? What are you watching? Topper.

One of the best parts about these fake pranks that Topper does is the ever so convenient placement of the camera in these videos. Don't you guys find it so funny how they never move out of frame? They're always perfectly in frame. frame and the setting is perfect. And coincidentally, all the characters in every Topper Guild prank has the IQ of a goldfish. If anybody doesn't find these videos, at least a little suspicious, you are actually stupid. Yo, get me out, try you right there, bro.

Top? Are you mad at me or something? What's up? Bro. Your eyes are literally open. Did you fellas hear that one? Your eyes are literally open. I genuinely do not understand the comedic relief in any of these videos. I understand that this is the part of the video where the seven-year-olds have a hoot-in-toot. But seriously, if you need to stage a prank, why the heck does common sense go out the window? Topper, look at me when I talk to you. Oh, you want to feel like that? Oh! I sincerely wish I was Topper right now. That bottle of water on my body right now would feel fucking... Bottoms up, boys.

It gets worse. Slowly every single time. Wow, Topper, you're so clever. You know, I would like to raise the question how Topper gets these video ideas. But then I realized his entire career is copying another person. So I can probably guarantee you that this guy just Google searched prank ideas on the internet. Absolutely zero research into his career. But I mean, hey, it got him a Lamborghini so it can't be that bad.

Topper, what are you doing? I'm just fixing the Lambo. Give me like one set. I'm fixing the Lambo. Give me one second. I love all the sudden flexes he gives in all of his videos. I mean, not that flexing to a bunch of 10-year-olds is necessarily impressive. I can show you guys my high school diploma, and that's a flex. I know, but I thought we were going to go.

We are. We're going to go in two seconds. Just here, I'm getting a really bad glare from the sun and it's making it hard for me to see. Can you shut the gate? Okay, can you move your arm? I'll move it in two seconds, Sabrina. Just give me one set. Okay, I'm going to close it.

You better move your arm, though. Audience, who the heck is falling for this? Unless she is an actual Bimbo, then sure, maybe this prank might be real. But if you genuinely think that Topper moving his hand is going to mess up the mechanical job, then that is just silly. You're acting like your excess hand is so crucial to finishing the job. If this was a real world situation, nobody will be falling for this. I'm telling them we're going to be late right now.

Topper moving. That is by far the fakes scream I have ever heard. You really got to give Darmann some props when that. acting isn't even as bad as this. I could walk into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and they're still going to have more authentic enthusiasm than your stinky ass. Why do I swear, bro? Why do I do this to myself? It's not even getting spicy anymore. Honestly, my, my tongue is so no! My lips are quivering, my mouth is numb, my eyes are starting to somehow still not water, but I definitely feel myself going insane. No, sir, you need to stop. I am officially concluding the

Everybody in a Topper Guild short, you will lose every form of common sense the second you're on a Topper Guild video. It looks like a dog toy. T-in. Yo, yo. Your hot dog's ready. Oh, thanks, ready. Yeah. Extra ketchup just like you're out.

There is no man that is going to eat a hot dog with that passionate of a face. Audience, I understand a grilled hot dog is a beautiful delicacy. But there should be nobody on this planet that should value a hot dog with that face. Either he is really about to enjoy the sexiest hot dog of his life, or he's bracing for the inevitable doom. And I think audience he's bracing for something very bad to happen. Essentially, this guy knew he was gonna get bamboozled. Like, come on, Topper, can you please give us an actual prank?

Why not go into your buddy's bedroom and shoot them with a paintball gun? That's funny. What the fuck? Ah! Why the heck are you dressed up like that? You're gonna scare Topper. You're so spooky. Once again, the setting is so perfect.

Explain to me why Topper is sleeping again in the middle of daytime. Do these 10-year-olds actually realize these pranks are more fake than your grandma's dentures? Even when I believed in Santa Claus, I can still figure out that this is so fake. Yo, it's good. No, no, I'm just putting all my socks right out. I'll be downstairs in like two seconds. You are such a pussy cat. See what I did there?

Pussy cat, yep, that's not a swear word. But if I were topper in this situation and I seen an intruder in the house, whether the intruder was dressed up as a burglar or a cat with yellow eyes, it does not matter. I've got a knife and machete in pretty much every room of the house, so if anybody wants to get the smoke, they can get it. With, of course, an additional machete in your skull. So burglars out there, you may not want to mess with me. Yo, holy, holy, holy. Yeah, I think I'm done. Audience, I think I have seen enough bullshit to...

I just realized my outro's a swear word. No reaction, bitch.