Ryth - The Fakest Roblox Youtuber.

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

The Fakest Roblox Youtuber.Roblox, the breeding ground for the largest Roblox Cringe cesspit of all time. Roblox cringe has been all over youtube and TikTok, but today I found the cringiest Roblox Roleplay youtuber of all time.

Bessie plushy is out right now. It's so stinking cute. I'm going to be cuddling mine every single day. Oh, Charles! What is? It's Miss Holy! All right, people, what's up? Today, I found one of the fakesst Roblox roleplay YouTubers I've ever seen.

Hey, cuties! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to McKenzie Turner Roblox. If you're looking for a Roblox Nickelodeon discount-looking Sam Puckin, motherfucker, this is the woman for you. Mom says yes. Oh, wait a second. It's fucking caps lock. Mom says yes. to everything Rich Brat says for 24 hours in Roblox.

Holy fuck, that just made me lightheaded. Hey, cuties. I'm sorry, lady. Cudy, uh, I'm not a cutie. Get that shit out of here, please. So in today's role-playing video, Holly the Rich Brad's mom says yes to everything she wants for the next 24 hours. You guys, my little bestie plushy is out right now. Holy shit.

How many times are these Roblox YouTubers going to promote their shitty merch at the beginning of their video? The new people that are watching your videos hasn't even watched the video yet. What makes you think they're going to buy your shit five seconds into your video? And also, just a little critique, your plushy looks way too much like Princess Bubblegum. This plushy is an insult to one of the best cartoons ever made. It's so stinking cute, I'm going to be cuddling mine every single day. Is this the shit we have to do to keep little children watching YouTube? In order for little kids to buy merch, you have to act like you're on a fucking purse.

Work 30 to promote anything. Audience, I'm gonna say it now. If you wanna start a business, do not do it like this. For example, this is how I promote a product. Audience, do you wanna get fucking laid? Introducing this shirt right here. If you wanna get laid right now, you gotta buy this shit. If you ain't wearing this fucking shirt, you may as well kiss all your relationships with women.

Goodbye. This can all be yours for 1999, motherfucker. Go to my store, buy my shit. Bye. You guys can go to hatecudies.com right now to get your new plushies. And they will all have a best-day bullshit, and then we'll just be like best Bessies! My favorite part is the purse because it comes off because it's Velcro. I like the hair because it's black and pink, which is our favorite colors.

Go get your besties splen before they're all gone. Hurry, you guys don't want to miss it. Yeah, I'm sorry, but I did it better. Oh, Charles! What is it, Miss Holly? I just found a speck of dirt on this glass. Make me another smoothie. But you were just about finished with it, miss.

Um, I'm sorry. Did you just talk back to me? Um, no, not your miss. Good, that's what I thought. and make me another smoothie. Yes, yes, right away. What a fucking soy boy. You really just allowed yourself to get bitched around by a role-playing eight-year-old.

Oh, yes, dear! I'll get that right away! Shut the fuck up! I get that you're a butler, but holy shit, you are the most submissive little boy I've ever seen. Even if I got fucking neutered, I would still be more assertive and more manly than you. Alright, back to watching my YouTube! I will take that! Hey, Dad! I was watching that! Yes, I understand you were watching that, but I have to do.

to talk to you. That's what a dad looks like to you? Then motherfucker I get dressed in the dark or some shit. Waring the Yeezy 750s fucking pajama pants and you're wearing a life vest. And not to mention the shitty Prince Charming haircut on top. Is your fashion stylist fucking Helen Keller? Well, okay, but make it quick. I'm sorry? Do you talk to me that way? No, I don't. I'm sorry, Dad. It won't happen again. Ooh, Daddy's angry. Holy shit. How do kids watch this? I refuse to believe that anybody over the age of five is watching these videos. I guarantee you everybody that watches McKenzie Turner Roblox still believes in Santa Claus. There's no way anybody above the age of five gets out of school thinking, oh, I can't wait to watch the McKinney Turner Roblox video.

I'm fucking hype for this shit. Ain't nobody waiting for you to drop. That's my perfect little angel. Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that I'll be going out of town on a business trip for a few days. You can't go away. Who's gonna watch me? Well, besides your mother, Charles and the cook will still be here, my princess, not to worry. You're gonna leave an eight-year-old girl alone with an old man that smells like the bunkers of World War II? I know that dude was rocking the PPSH during the war, but he's gonna be rocking his Pee and... But it will be the same without you, Dad. Oh, aren't you just the sweetest little girl in the whole world? Now, Holly, it is very important that while I am gone, you listen to your mother. Mom's in charge, so you need to do what she says.

Ugh, do I have to. Yes, you do. You are to listen and obey her, just like you obey me. No funny business, okay? When I come back, the credit card will go on a little vacation. Don't worry, Daddy. I would never do anything to upset you. See what I mean, audience.

Give me a more fake Roblox roleplay than this. Out of all the Roblox YouTubers we've checked out so far, McKenzie Turner Roblox easily takes the cake on the fake list. We've checked out A-A-Z before, and sure it's absolute dog shit, but hey, at least he's trying. We've also checked out Myamber, and sure it's also dog shit, but hey, at least she is trying. McKenzie Turner Roblox, though, it's actually so bad because it's meant to be like shit. So soon. We've been over this. I'll just be gone for a couple of days.

You'll be fine here alone with her. I know that, but honestly, I'm scared to be left alone with Holly. Honey, do you hear yourself? You're talking about being scared to be alone. with our 12 year old. I mean, if I had to keep it real with you, I would be pretty terrified, too. Just because I participated 50% into my daughter's entire existence, I would look at my entire life as a mistake.

Why on earth did I help my wife give birth to such a horrible daughter? Honestly, if I were the dad in this situation, I would have left to grab the milk years ago. Oh, you don't know. You don't know what she's really like. She's different with you. What are you talking about different? She's always our sweet little angel. No, no, no. With you, she's a sweet little angel. With me, she's a rich brat.

How could you speak about our child that way? And you know what? I would love to see it. Audience, if there's one thing I genuinely hate, it's little girls that sap up all of daddy's money. So let's cut the bullshit and let's get to the meat and potatoes of the spoiled rich brat shit. Okay, everyone, we are going to begin class for the day. I need everyone to put away their cell phones and focus up here. Uh, holly. Ugh, what is wrong with you guys?

Everyone, put your phones away. You can all be like me and have your dad write big fancy checks to the school just so I can have access on my phone all day. And this audience is why you don't spoil your fucking kids. Whenever you give your child all the money in the world, they're eventually going to become a pick-me girl and eventually think they're the main character and shit. When in all reality, you're just raising a toxic parasite. Unlike most fathers of the modern age, if I see my daughter misbehaving, she's going to be gonna get put in her fucking place. And if my son is misbehaving, oh, we don't even want to begin with that shit. Assignment where you can really pick to do whatever you want.

Don, you lost me at having to do schoolwork in the first place. Excuse me, Mr. Deacherman, sir? Yes, Ashley. For our assignment, can we have? I'm sorry, I have a question. Holly, Ashley is still talking. You can be next, though. Ugh, all she ever does is talk, though. Does her daddy write checks to keep Brookhaven going? Did I say that you're fucking annoying yet?

This whole fucking time audience, all I hear is Mee-W-Me-Me-R-W-Shop the fuck up! Daddy's money is paying for all these privileges, yet he can't pay for your mouth to be fucking shut. I don't think so. So what I was saying, I decided what to do. Do you think I could make mine an experiment where my mom has to say yes to everything I say for the next 24 hours?

I don't know, Holly. That really wasn't what I had in mind for this assignment. Maybe you can pick something else? I'm sorry. Do you like your job here, Mr. teacher man, sir? Yes, yes, I love my job here. Well, then, if I were you, I would let me do it.

One call from my dad, and you're fired. Yes, of course, Holly. Whatever you want, Holly. Can somebody pass this man some fucking testosterone? I'm feeling bad sitting back in my chair, bro. He can't even stand up for himself. You're really gonna let a 12-year-old bit you around to the point where you might actually get your job fired.

That's fucking crazy, little bro. My God, she's so scary. What? Did I just hear you guys say? What? It's so shit. I know you guys comment that I'm losing brain cells every video. I genuinely believe it at this point.

When I'm done recording these videos, I feel sick to my stomach. Just like last night, I was fucking sick. I was throwing up all day. Do I think it's because of my videos? Honestly, I feel like it's a good factor. They do that same evening. Tarah! Then dog poop on the way here, so you have to clean my shoes too.

Carl, my after-school snack. Don't make me chase you. Charles, where have you been? I just had to walk in here all by myself I'm sorry, Miss Holly. I was just preparing a snack for your mother. She can do that herself. Motherfucker, you was the one to speak. You can't do your homework assignment, you can't scrape dog shit off your shoe? I'm fucking done. Audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.