Ryth - The Most Annoying Minecraft YouTuber.

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

The Most Annoying Minecraft YouTuber.Minecraft. Minecraft is the biggest game of all time. With Minecraft, comes Minecraft Animations, Minecraft TikTok, and Minecraft YouTubers. Today I found the most... annoying Minecraft YouTuber I have ever seen reacting to Minecraft Animations.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Like my mind is blown! That was so sad! Alright people, what's up? Today I found the worst Minecraft reaction channel I've seen so far. Oh wait. Is one of them gonna... ...did die at the end? Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to gaming with Gary. Now, despite his content on his channel, his YouTube name has nothing to do with gaming.
Starting point is 00:00:23 All this guy basically does, this acts like a fucking ferret on ketamine. I found the saddest Minecraft animation's on... YouTube so let's check them out today starting with little Timmy who's just not happy oh well his ball just went to the neighbor's yard and I'm not sure why little Timmy's looking all buck tooth like this and he's drooling all over himself but he's gonna find his ball now despite the shitty reactions he has to pretty much every video on his channel I'm even willing to make the claim that his videos are not even his now of course on YouTube you can react to videos and it would be fair use if you add your own input but essentially this
Starting point is 00:01:00 plays an entire raw Minecraft animation completely unedited. And literally all this guy does is describe what's happening on screen. And also simultaneously sounding like a fucking moron. But yeah, his videos are really treading the line for what is and isn't fair use. Like if you were to watch this video right now and watch the original animation, you would still get the exact same experience. That's the part where I believe that this isn't even his own video. Yo, what's up? Future Writh here. I noticed in the description, of his video that he credits the original video that he reacts to, and that if anybody has a problem, they can contact him via email. Just to clarify my original point,
Starting point is 00:01:39 I know he's not stealing content, he's not breaking the law. But my point still stands that he has no fucking personality in his shit, thus not making it his own video. It's his own video, but it's not his own video, if you know what I'm saying. And who, there it is, easy. Oh, no! Uh, wait. Did they...
Starting point is 00:01:59 Wait, did they just become best friends? Hey! Look at that! How is it a sad story? Oh, wait. Is one of them gonna... Did they die at the end? I can tell by looking at this guy,
Starting point is 00:02:11 he gives absolutely zero shit by what he's watching right now. I don't know, audience, you tell me would a 32-year-old grown fucking man care about a Minecraft animation? And yes, believe it or not, you guys heard me very clearly. A 32-year-old man acting like a... five-year-old watching Minecraft animations. If this doesn't scream some fucking loser shit,
Starting point is 00:02:34 I don't know what does. Because we have all this friendship, we even have cookies. Bro, he made cookies. I wish I had a best friend that brought me cookies. Motherfucker, you probably wished you had a friend to begin with. And if by the sheer miracle you do have a friend, they're not a very fucking good one. Only a real friend is going to put their hand on your shoulder and say that your videos are shit. But then again, that would only be good advice if your videos were actually yours. Just maybe if you paused a video and actually gave your own input on the story, and not describing the bullshit that's happening on screen, I might even give you the luxury of calling you a real fucking YouTuber.
Starting point is 00:03:15 What the heck? He's like, wait, I don't, I don't... What? You brought him raw steak? What the heck? He eats raw meat because he's a zombie. Your laugh is faker than Kim Kardashian's body. Guys, the zombie gave Steve Rob beep. Shut the fuck up. The shitty recording process behind this guy's videos is fucking horrendous. This guy is probably thinking, how exactly can I play this entire video without breaking copyright law?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Oh, I have a good idea. I'm just going to reiterate fucking everything on screen. Because I'm a one-trick pony fucking loser that has no personality. Oh, he's choking. He's choking on the... Oh no! Don't tell me he's going to die. Please...
Starting point is 00:04:00 Oh, yep. She's running... She hears him choking. Yep. Oh, no. Wait, what? What? Why is the mom yelling at him?
Starting point is 00:04:21 What? Hold up. Wait, no. He was hitting him because he was choking, mom. Audience, just a quick reminder. This guy has 1.7. million subscribers. If you want to be a YouTuber that makes a hundred fucking grand a month, all you have to do is describe some bullshit that's happening on a video that has way more views
Starting point is 00:04:43 than yours. And the second you do that, you are a fucking millionaire. Now obviously, $100,000 a month is pretty impressive. I'm not going to lie. But this whole video was never about somebody's pockets. It's about finding content that's crustier than my ass crack to make Funo. And this guy takes the fucking cake. Oh. Wait, what? Whoa! Bro. No shot.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Nah, she's got a diamond sword. Oh, and that's the king zombie. Oh, geez. Bro, wait, what if the mom dies? Oh! The reactions throughout this entire video is the most predictable shit I've ever seen. Gaming with Gary's reactions is like the crowd laughing sound effect on a fucking I Carly episode. Guys, the mom just fucking died.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Ha ha ha ha! Please shut the fuck up. Wait a second, hold up! This is crazy! This is actually nuts. Oh my gosh. Oh, fuck me, man. Not only does he have the shittiest and most predictable reactions,
Starting point is 00:06:10 but he also does the fucking morgue special, where he puts his hands on his forehead with his mouth wide open. Holy shit! There's no way that fucking happened! Fuck you. Dude, Steve, where were you, man? The zombies literally just... Okay, put on some diamond armor and go... Yeah!
Starting point is 00:06:28 That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That is what I'm talking about. Heck yes. That is... All right, baby. Now we're in business. Brough.
Starting point is 00:06:43 What the? Oh my God! If you're enjoying the video, be sure to subscribe and like the video of your new round here. Unfortunately, I do not think I'm going to subscribe. Sure thing. I could be enjoying the video except the problem is it's not even your fucking video You can watch these animations all you want with the zombie in the hot Minecraft mama But at the end of the day gang it's not your video
Starting point is 00:07:10 Dude this is crazy actually nuts because you know this little kid is about to become the world's strongest Fighter this is an origin story like you've never heard before is both his parents died because of his best friend's family Oh he's yo he's going out there and he is now arrived at the zombie bait bro he's like we're getting attacked oh easy and all the sceds are going to shoot their arrows he's been practicing his shots too nice a really sad but action-packed like Minecraft movie okay he's now inside their fortress their base their base of operation and as you can see they've got some they've got some big staircase here out of the entire video this one line of dialogue tells me how fucking boring this guy is.
Starting point is 00:07:57 As you can see, there's a big staircase here. Hmm, the floor is made out of floor. Fuck off. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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