Ryth - The Most Annoying Roblox Couple.

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

The Most Annoying Roblox Couple.Roblox, one of the cringiest video games ever made. With Roblox cringe comes Roblox YouTuber's making cringe Roblox videos and Roblox TikTok's. Today we check out some of the worst Roblox Brookhaven YouTubers.

I don't know, it looks like fun to me. Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the worst Roblox couple I've ever seen. Welcome back to the channel, guys. Audience, I introduce you to A-A-Z and Maya Amber. Today's video is going to be a train wreck. We're finally over this giant castle. Oh, my goodness.

What is that? Already two seconds in the video, and look at these cutie pituties. By the way, A-A-Z, the two. Two videos I made about your precious girlfriend made me $800. That's crazy. Not only did your girlfriend give me $800, but the fact that your boo is commenting bigger messages on my videos than DMing you, that's crazy. If your Shani slips up again, Z, my hand might slip and make another two fucking grand. What?

Oh, wait, we're actually here. Isn't this, this is why we came, you know, we heard about this hidden carnival, and it's supposed to be like the funnest carnival ever. This has got to be the most dog shit improvised acting I've ever seen. I don't know if A. Ozzy is just trying to pump out a video every day or unless he's just that awful. But to be fair, for a guy that is at your subscriber account, you should be able to improvise a video perfectly fine. Oh my gosh, we're at fucking Mr. Crazy's Carnival. It's shit. It's real.

Yeah. Oh my gosh, let's go. I thought it was just like a myth or something. Like everyone's talked about it, but I've never seen any like video footage or not. Nothing. That's so crazy. I know. Okay, I can tell that they genuinely do not enjoy recording these videos. I'll be completely honest. I would be pretty dry in my videos if my channel was drier than a fucking piece of sandpaper. Motherfucker, I would get carpet burn if I wiped my ass with your channel. Look, it says it's time for fun. It's time for fun. Oh my gosh. I can't wait. I love fun. You know what else is fun? What? I heard if they hit that like button right now, it turns blue. I heard that's fun. I heard that's fun. Really? Really?

Holy fucking shit! You heard them, boys. Like the fucking video. You know what? I also heard that if you hit the subscribe button, it makes a fart noise! What? It makes a fart noise? Wait, I'm gonna do it right now.

It did. That's crazy. Holy shit, this method of getting subscribers is literally worse than N&A Productions in the fidget spinner Guys, if you spin, two of the fidget spinner, you guys have to slash the like button. Why do I always feel like the guys that beg for subscribers the most are the ones with the most dead fucking channels? My Amber, dead as fuck.

N&A productions, dead as fuck. Hey, Yazi, dead as fuck. I think I'm seeing a pattern here, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, you know what, let's go have fun. Let's go have fun. Woo, let's go. Uh, you know what? What is that?

Uh, did we come to the right place? I don't know, it looks like fun to me. We haven't even began the meat and potatoes of the video yet. And here I am, sitting in my office chair thinking, how the fuck do little children watch these videos beginning to end? Maybe I was the only one in my childhood that didn't have drool leaking down their fucking mouth watching these videos. And I get it. There's a demographic for every type of content on the internet.

Essentially what I'm saying is, if you don't know how to fucking poop in a toilet properly, then you're probably watching these videos. Ow! What the fuck? You are so fucking loud! Hey Ozzie, when you are editing your videos, can you please turn down your girlfriend's audio? I have bad hearing and I can imagine a little kid with much better hearing than I.

If they're watching these videos with headphones on, you are going to physically hurt their ears. Please lower your girlfriend's volume. What the heck is happening? Whoa! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh. Wait! Where are we?

I have... No idea. Oh no, I know he shouldn't have came here. We got trapped. I hear noise. Yeah, me too. Oh, what's out? What's that?

What's that? Behind you. Behind you. Maya, you are making this video a thousand times harder than what it has to be. I totally understand you're trying to make some kids laugh have a fucking. But please make my job a little easier and speak at least below 50 decibels. If you won't do it for me, honey, please do it for A-A-Z. Do it for Austin McBrum.

I just got jumps. Scare too. Holy shit, dude. You look terrified. Don't you call that shit a fucking jump scare? You were acting like a balloon man at a car retail. I got jump scared twice. Really? I got jump scared once. Lucky. Oh my gosh. You know what? I don't think this is any fun at all. We should get at me. Yeah. What is all these things? They're traps. Uh, no, they're no. Oh, is that a chocolate on their chocolate? Ooh. Oh. Audience, are you laughing yet? Are you rolling on the floor like your pants is on? on fire. I'm over here posted like A-A-Z watching these videos. Motherfucker, I'm falling asleep and shit. The only thing that can wake me up is not a pokey flute, but Maya Amber's screaming.

Don't plan to. Do not touch, put this. Okay. We're good. Okay. I know I said this before, but the acting has to be improved. Perhaps if they actually put some more money into their videos, maybe actually reinvest into their shit business. They might actually pull off a good video, that other kids might actually enjoy. I refuse to believe that there's any kids out there that actually watch these videos and enjoy them. Actually, I don't need to believe Jack's shit. I know your channel's dead and nobody watches your videos.

Ew. Um... What is? The lights are swinging? Um... Wait, this looks very weird. Oh my gosh. Look around in first person.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I'm getting dizzy. How the fuck are you getting dizzy? If you're getting dizzy from a video game, I don't think you should play video games. You sound like my fucking boomer dad playing Call of Duty. Oh! How could you do me like that? Why did you just fall?

Because you took the last wooden plank. All right, you got it. Right here. Okay. Oh! That was so close. I almost fell. Dang it!

No! Why does it sound? Oh! Okay, that's karma. It is. That's karma. The one time they finally talk normally. The fact that your normal self is so fucking boring by default

that you have to act like you're on PBS kids to make a few kids smile. Now that is actually embarrassing. Oh my gosh, just like purple Mr. Crazies and green Mr. Crazies and white Mr. Crazies. What the heck? The health bar is like more than halfway for me. Yes. We did it. Yes.

Ooh, I like this weapon. I want this forever. I know. It's like I'm juggling in midair. Oh, I think that's what it's supposed to be because it's a circus. Yeah. A carnival. Look, it's called Mr. Crazy Destroyinator. 4,000.

Whoa. Wait, wait. Since the Ferris wheel kicked us off early, maybe we could, um... I heard the same thing as true with the roller coaster. Woo-hoo! I completed the fucking. Anyway, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen, I promise you'll love it.

But anyways, yeah, subscribe.