Ryth - The Most Delusional TikTok Star.

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

The Most Delusional TikTok Star. TikTok is the home of the cringiest types of trends, content, and people. Today i found an extremely delusional TikToker that believes she is an alien. This is a very cringy TikTok star.

Hello there. It is really nice to meet you. My name is Jell. I'm a reporter. I cover the Milky Way. Audience, this lady before you actually believes that she is an alien. You know, the motherfuckers you see on the History Channel flying around on their f***in frisbees. The shit that you would only see on a camera from World War II. Yeah, well, apparently this is the alien you've been seeing all your life. And they have a presidential election happening this year. The two frontrunners are white men. Here doing a story on the first intelligent society to destroy its own planet.

Bro, this lady actually made her TikTok to talk about politics. It appears that the intelligent life on Earth is actually destroying their own planet. Bro, fuck off. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered a TikToker that believes that she is an alien. Hello, my human friends, it is I gel. I have been on planet Earth for about a month now. Audience, allow me to introduce you to Jill.

This lady is a TikToker with a last, 11,000 followers that based her entire career on being an alien that traveled to Earth, where she landed as an alien reporter to talk about Earth's issues in politics. Now, just from looking at this lady here, I can tell that she's a fucking feminist. She's rocking my haircut that I had in the fucking sixth grade. So right off the bat, I can tell exactly what this woman is trying to do with her TikTok. Trying to appear like an alien and pretending like you're some intelligent force that you're way better than everybody else. to try to talk about social issues in American politics.

How fucking stupid. Anyways, let's begin. Hello there. It is really nice to meet you. My name is Jell. I'm a reporter. I cover the Milky Way. I just landed here on Earth and I'm really excited to explore.

First I need to find me some clothes because it looks like you all donned those to go and do activities out in the world. So it appears about 17 seconds in the video. We are already learning a lot about this very, uh, this very deranged lady. She is sitting on the balcony of her house but booty ass naked, telling the world of TikTok that she just landed from Earth and that she's butt ass naked and needs to go find clothes. Audience, do you also think it's a little weird that she landed on Earth butt ass naked, but she already has a cell phone with a SIM card? So before you started filming, you went to the Apple store butt ass naked and you got connected to shi-ass AT&T. Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

So if you have any recommendations on where I could find some of those. Fuck off. I would love to take them. And any other pertinent information that you feel you might want to share with me, I know in your news you've seen some stories about aliens, sightings, or, you know, stuff like that. It is true. We are here. I don't know whatever else is up to, but me personally, I'm just here doing a story on the first intelligence society to destroy its own planet.

And there it is, audience. The feminist is starting to bring in her own agenda. This smile right here pretty much entails the future of the rest of her TikTok. She's just going to continuously make videos talking about politics and why all of us like to leave our McDonald's bags on the side of the road. And keep calling the intelligent life here on Earth fucking stupid for not picking up after our plastic bottles. This lady is going to become a fucking tumor very quickly.

Very, very interesting what you all are up to. and yeah I know you all like cats a lot interested to learn more about every aspect so share whatever you think I should know and I will talk to you soon

I'm gonna keep you posted I'm gonna keep you posted bro you're not even talking like somebody that wouldn't be from Earth if you were hypothetically not from Earth wouldn't you be talking like Greetings Earthlings I just landed from Krypton to discover

why the Earth is destroying their own planet But of course if you were to actually talk like that and actually keep up the act, nobody's gonna take your shitty agenda seriously. You're not an alien, lady. You're just an angry environmentalist. The message that you're preaching is good. Yes, we should pick up after ourselves.

But do you need to pretend that you're a fucking alien? No. That's just fucking stupid. You guys are so obsessed with doing. What are you doing later? What are you doing? How are you doing? On my planet, we are just being.

What in the time? Tim Buck fuck does that mean. Yeah, when you talk to somebody, you ask them, how are you doing? You doing well, Brody? I have never been asked such a hippie-ass question in my life. How are you being, fellow Earthling? Are you mellowed out today? Motherfucker, I'm working.

I got shit to do. I got money to me. You see this shit, lady. It's from doing shit. Not being. I'm not trying to be like you, lazy motherfucker. We're just experiencing this existence. We're not doing.

Of course you do stuff, but it's not the central focus. Holy shit, lady. Your planet sounds like fucking trash. So all of you are just sitting around your planet in just being. What a miserable fucking existence you must have. The center focus of your entire planet is having no motion. Well, shit, lady, it sounds like your planet and my planet don't sound too different after all. Both planets have no fucking motion.

Do you see this man right here? Does it look like he has fucking motion? Look at this lady, do you think that she has fucking motion? She just got done landing on earth, butt-ass naked, and can't even work to pay for her own clothes. In the video she was asking us, can you give me some clothes? This environmentalist feminist is fucking lazy. I highly suggest removing that as being your central focus.

I know, you got to make money, put food on the table. Damn straight. I'm trying to buy this shit by next year. But if you try to just be. You'll see. Shut the fuck up. Stop doing. Just be.

Get your fucking live, laugh, love bullshit out of here. Hello there. I am from Planet Co-Ark. Planet Co-Ark. Are you fucking serious, dude? Did you come up with that name while you were drunk out of your mind shaving your head? Fucking six greater-ass haircut.

What a stupid fucking name. I've been here on Earth for just over a week. And I'm a reporter. Doing a story on the first intelligence society to destroy its own planet. She looks so fucking happy whenever she gets to say that sentence on her TikTok. Yeah, we're talking about the planet that fucking destroys themselves because everybody's such a piece of shit.

This motherfucker's making a face like she's about to expose the deep, dark secrets of Area 51. Once again, lady, you have no clout and no motion. The only reason you're going to get popular is because of me and August the Ducks video. Besides that, lady, this is your biggest two seconds of fame you're ever going to see in your fucking life. So say as much as you can about your fucking agenda why you can. You humans are really something. If I could give you one

piece of advice, not that you asked, but you all dissociate very frequently. Not all of you but a lot of you just poof, go away. And it's because your brains haven't really caught up to having this high tech technology. It's high tech for you.

The phones, connections of the internet. Here she goes. Making a big grandstanding on technology and how it's posing a problem to planet Earth. Here she is once again chatting up her planet called Co-Arc that doesn't fucking exist. And now she's talking about a popular problem with humanity. Cell phone addiction. Lady, the things that you're talking about is not shit that comes as a surprise to anybody.

Yes, people need to clean up after themselves. Yes, people do in fact have phone addictions. Put you coming on here on TikTok pretending to be an alien and talking about these issues. Firstly, nobody's gonna take you seriously. And two, this is probably the most unproductive shit ever. You're just saying shit about humanity while not actually posting a tangible solution to a problem. Like, what the fuck is your goal here besides trying to make yourself look better than everybody else?

Because so far throughout your entire TikTok career, you're just making an ass of yourself. Human internet is so cute. But your animal brains are not quite ready for that, so you, you've become addicted. Look at her just roasting all of us subhuman people for not being able to understand the technology of 5G internet connection. Once again, she's sitting on her pedestal

like she doesn't experience any of these issues herself. All of you subhuman animal brains cannot understand the fact that 5G internet connection is making you addicted to your phone. Girl, we fucking get it. People are addicted to their phones. You don't got to be fucking annoying. Believe me, we don't need you and your,

yee-ye-ass haircut trying to tell us about the problems of society. If you're going to be on earth, at least worry about the clothes you're wearing. You look like you got cut from the middle school varsity team. And it's a way to just completely dissociate from reality anytime you want. I would pay attention to how many times you're leaving the present moment throughout the day. How often can you even stay in it? It doesn't seem like long. But you all are trying.

So not all, but a lot of you are trying. and I see it. Keep it up. So after you call us, soap human animal brains, now you're trying to be uplifting and empathetic to us now. Keep going, guys.

Keep trying to lower your phone screen time. Keep enjoying the present moment, ladies and gentlemen. Play, girl, can you fuck off? You're not telling us anything new. Yes, audience. In fact, you shouldn't be on your phone eight hours a day scrolling TikTok. Who would have knew, ladies and gentlemen,

that that is bad for your health. We could have figured that out perfectly fine without you're they them ass gel reporting live i am an alien reporter here on earth just checking it out it's the first intelligent society to destroy its own planet

get that would you i know lady get that would you finally you're starting to talk like a fucking alien they talk a lot about oh we hate white men uh lady what the fuck are you talking about i thought you were just an environmental talking about how we destroy our own planet with plastic.

Now we are talking about how we hate white men? What the fuck are you preaching now? And they have a presidential election happening this year, and the two frontrunners are white men. Are you fucking stupid? The two frontrunners is an all-American boy and then a girl that seems to have every fucking race known to man. This has to be an old video, but yes,

the two front runners are two white old men, yes. I will say, I don't know how much of this is actually happening or is more in my head, because I also have noticed that males on planet Earth are allowed to age in a way that females are not. I've also noticed a pretty large uptick in using lip fillers and cheek fillers to conform to a beauty standard that was created by the people in charge, who, by the way, are men. I'm convinced this lady's entire fucking career is just about hating white dudes in the environment. And also just men in general. A feminist environmentalist that hates men that pretends to be an alien on TikTok is pretending to be better than everybody else. Go fucking figure.

Anyways, audience, like the video and I'll make another video about this alien. But anyways, yeah, I'll catch y'all, subscribe.