Ryth - The Most Disgusting Roblox Roleplay.

Episode Date: June 9, 2024

The Most Disgusting Roblox Roleplay.Roblox, the game with largest amount of Roleplay. Roblox Cringe is largely in the Roblox Roleplay Brookhaven side of Roblox. Roblox TikTok cringe can originate from... Roblox Roleplay. This Roblox video is insanely cringe.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Listen here, kid. You will never have what it takes to be a part of this rich school. Alright people, what's up? Today we're checking out more of the worst Roblox role plays. Poor kid went from broke to billionaire, a Roblox movie. And once again, Shane plays, this is not a fucking movie, it's a role play. Stop trying to make yourself sound fancy. Well, actually, Writh, it's not actually a role play. Oh, fuck, do you know what a movie character does? They play a role. Holy shit. Listen here, kid, you will never have what it takes to be a part of this rich school.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Why not? Everybody deserves a chance. I mean, I do agree with the idea that everybody deserves a chance. But I also think everybody should at least follow a normal dress code. If you're pulling up the school and having your apple fritters almost pop out of your shirt, I don't think you are physically allowed to go to that school. A rich school or a poor school, if you look like you got mauled by a fucking cougar, you can't go there. This dude thought if he did his hair, people are gonna forget about his fucking mucus-colored shirt. Get your ass out of here. You probably stink, too.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Yeah, well, not you, all right, you're stupid and poor. You're so poor, that's not even funny. This guy sucks. And nobody likes you either. I may be broke now, but one day, I will be a billionaire. Tell you here, I was even stupider than before. You can't take some stupid spent changes. Get this through your head, kid.
Starting point is 00:01:23 You aren't going anywhere in life. Holy shit. This roleplay's kind of sounded like a normal school. You don't go to an expensive school and get a college degree. Shut the fuck up. You may look at Jeffrey now, the broke boy, but in five years, he will also be known as Jeff Bezos. I never wanted to go to this stupid school anyways. Cha, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:01:42 You're going to go to even cry now? Oh, hey! The center of the universe. More like my foot in the center of your ass. You better listen to all these people around here, including me. You will never make something out of yourself to just give up. What an absolutely powerful start to a video. I'm sure there's a lot of men and women that are watching my videos right now that have beautiful life aspirations.
Starting point is 00:02:09 I just wanted to let everybody know that it's not going to come true. Fuck you. If you don't go to a rich school and you don't pay 50 grand a year for your tuition, it's not going to come true. I know! I know somebody had to say it. You're going to live in a box your entire life gold digging on the streets. Oh man, I've got to get home fast. You still have like a couple miles to go.
Starting point is 00:02:32 This storm is not letting up. Man, this sucks. Ha, ha, that's a pretty funny postman. I'm so distracted right now. Whoa, that car is driving super fast. Oh, lady, has no idea it's coming. Hey, lady, watch out. You're broke, loser.
Starting point is 00:02:50 If I had to be honest, I would be that guy. You're telling me, with no other cars on the road in the middle of the rain where you can easily pull off a nice drift, you're telling me that I'm not going to go fucking 250. miles per hour and look after old ladies that are crossing the road if you think i'm a stop my car for that then you're out of your fucking mind whoa are you okay that man is terrible wow come on let me help you to the other side of the street just be more careful next time okay that guy was not paying attention at all no he was not but you were thank goodness does this woman have bronchitis or some shit once again the voice acting in roblox role plays needs to be improved oh my gosh i gotta look out for where I cross. Shut the fuck up. Can y'all please find some actual voice actors?
Starting point is 00:03:36 I know you got the budget, Shane. I know you have the money. Instead of getting voice actors that sound like fucking lumpy space princess, you should actually hire voice actors that sound like old ladies. Look at you. You look very down on your luck. Here, take this. Money?
Starting point is 00:03:54 No, no, I don't need your money. Oh, honey, it looks like you need it more than I do. Please take it. Thank you so much. You know, when I work hard, and I do good things, I get rewarded for it. Aw, well, isn't that a cute life lesson? If you guys do good things, then you get rewarded for it.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I guess I must be the exception. Whether my content is a good thing or a bad thing, that's up for debate. All I know is that I talked a lot of shit in my lifetime about other people, and it's made me a lot of money. And I never plan on stopping either. So if I'm making money from my YouTube videos, then I must be doing God's work. Alright, you heard it here, folks. If you want to get rich, come down to Larry's bike shop.
Starting point is 00:04:35 And please help me out. Just call this number on the screen now. Man, that guy's so weird. I feel like companies like that, nothing but scams. They never work. Hey, Matt. Hey, dad. How was your day?
Starting point is 00:04:48 Long and exhausting. Man, the job I have is terrible. And it barely pays us enough. Then get a better job, you lazy shit. Oh, my job sucks. It doesn't pay enough. Shut the fuck up. I genuinely do not like people.
Starting point is 00:05:01 that act like this. If you're the guy that doesn't like your job and complain about how much your life fucking sucks and then you go home and watch TV just to resume your shitty life the next day, then you have no room to fucking complain. If you really hated your job, you would stop being fucking lazy
Starting point is 00:05:17 and watching TV on the weekend and you would actually start a business. Dad, I'm worried about you. Don't worry about me. Come on. Worry about yourself. You're always coming home late? You're always exhausted from work? Yeah, it's fine. As long as I can give you a good Life, that's all that matters to me.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Then you must be the biggest failure of a father I've ever seen. Yeah, but I want you to have a good life too, Dad. What's this? One of your friends coming over? No, I don't have anyone coming over to hang out. Polly. Yeah, that is the name. Look, I know I've been late with the rent a couple times, but...
Starting point is 00:05:52 I don't want to hear it, okay? Where is my rent? I can give you half now and give you half in a couple weeks. I mean, I can't even... defend the poor people at this point. When you are a grown fucking man, you are supposed to be a man of your word. If you say that you're going to pay rent at a certain time, you better pay the rent. Oh, how about I give you half the money now? How about you stop being a broke fucking loser? I hate seeing my dad like this. Maybe I should give that company a call after all. All right,
Starting point is 00:06:20 I think this is the place. Oh, good. A customer. What would you like to buy, sir? Hi, I'm not here to buy anything, actually. I'm here because of your commercial? Oh, that stupid thing. Oh, that was all a lot. A lie? Yeah, man, I just needed help, all right? No one wanted to buy any of my bikes. So you fool people into thinking they could get rich if they called you? Hey, man, a job is a job. At least you're not fumbling the bag like your father.
Starting point is 00:06:43 That was a good idea at the time, all right? Stop judging me. Now you see, audience, this guy knows how to run a business. Sure, he may not have any customers right now, but he still managed to get suckers to pull up to his business to get hired for a job. Now, this guy, I can respect. I'm going to lose this business in a couple months' time. Maybe you're going about things the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:07:03 I could really use a job. And I'll work for you and I'll make sure this shop is the best bike shop in the whole world. Seriously, you think you can do that? I know I can do it as long as you give me the chance. And if you pay me. All right, don't go too overboard now, but fine, you're hired. Now, since this guy got hired at the motorcycle shop, he started selling a bunch of bikes, essentially a bunch of filler video.
Starting point is 00:07:25 So we're just going to cut to the meat and potatoes of the video. As you can see, just from simply looking around all of the... these people here are interested in buying one of these brand new motorcycles. All right, and cut. Well, Matt, you're doing a really, really great job. I just got an alert on my phone. You're number one in selling motorcycles in the world. What, are you kidding? There's rankings for selling fucking motorcycles. That literally sounds dumb as fuck. Imagine flexing to a girl that you're the number one bike seller in the world. You whisper that sentence slowly in her ear and she will be head over heels for you. What? This is all happening because of Matt.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Can't let this stand. You know, father? I'm gonna need more money, and I'm gonna need it now. People that rely on daddy's money. Those are the people I can never respect. Especially if you was the same guy that flexes your daddy's money, then you're a fucking degenerate. Not only are you lazy as fuck,
Starting point is 00:08:19 but you're flexing money that's not even yours. That is the ultimate example of some pussy shit. Hey, don't peek. I'm nervous. I hate surprises. Oh, you're gonna like this one. On the count of three, open your eyes. One, two, three. Open them. Well, Dad, this is our new home.
Starting point is 00:08:36 What, what, no, no way here. Are you serious? Yeah, Dad, I told you. The company was doing great, making good money, and I was able to buy this for us. Matt, thank you. Thank you for this surprise. Finally, the one positive thing about this video. Yeah, that's cool. Buying your parents at house, that's pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:08:54 But yeah, the rest of this video is fucking shit. Come on, let's get this over with already, just say I want. Yeah, sorry, Trent. Can't do that. Gotta wait for this other kid to show up first. Chow like he's ever going to show up. He's probably too scared now. Oh yeah, by the way, the rich bitch and the jock outfit.
Starting point is 00:09:10 He started his own motorcycle company and he's competing with the main guy. I think it was more appropriate just to say that instead of watching the five-minute build-up of his shitty business. I'm here. I'm here. What is that? Oh, this? This is my brand new motorcycle. Whoa, look at this guy, huh?
Starting point is 00:09:27 Beautiful color. Them tires are sick. Man, this is really. one bike, I'll have you tell you. Chats, nothing compared to my bike. Look at this. Oh, we're doing the test run now, huh? Let's see how fast you bike can go from zero to 60. Let's go. Yeah, I'm not going to let some poor stupid loser beat me. What a fucking ending. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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