Ryth - The Most Disturbing ASMR YouTuber.

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

The Most Disturbing ASMR YouTuber.

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Alright, people, what's up? Today I discovered the most disturbing ASMR channel on YouTube. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Monster Meal ASMR. And before I say anything else, I did get this video idea from Beto 999. So yeah, I didn't discover shit, I'm just taking credit for it. But anyways, if any of you guys have not had the luxury of knowing Monty, Monster Meal ASMR. I will have you guys know that it is not your traditional ASMR. The typical ASMR that you and I probably think about probably goes like this.

Uh-huh, baby, you like some of that ASMR. Oh yeah, baby, that's my giblet. Okay, guys, you all can put it back in your pants now. The point I'm trying to make is that ASMR comes in various shapes and sizes. And while it's not exactly my cup of tea, I do understand why other people enjoy it. But today I am at a crossroad because the shit we're checking out today is insane. Let's begin. Wow, uh, only six fucking seconds in the video, by the way.

Truly a beginning of an ASMR video, I'll tell you that much. Trust me, audience, when I say that this is not your traditional ASMR video, I really meant it. Usually when you watch an ASMR video, you usually see the main person that's running the channel right in front of you. And for some odd reason, they also look like they're being held at gunpoint while they're fucking recording. But honestly, whenever I'm watching this YouTube channel, I feel like that I'm the one that's being held at gunpoint to watch this shit. I sincerely do not believe how a million people can sensually hit the subscribe button to this. I don't give a solitary fuck if you put a blick to my head. I will not be subscribing to this YouTube channel.

Hell no. Audience, is it too late for me to ask for a fucking refund? Out of all the video ideas that I could have done, why did I choose this dog shit? I can already tell the quality of this channel is going to be in the fucking shitter. Just look at their fucking channel logo. Oh my God! It is so fucking ass. Okay, so let me get this straight.

feel like I'm honestly missing out on some lore here. I guess in the previous episode of Monster Meal ASMR, his friend must have got fucking eaten. And I guess our little friend here is reaping the consequences for not saving his friend. And for some reason, his bones was more crunchy than fucking communion bread at church. By the way, if that right there was supposed to be the ASMR that we were supposed to experience, please retire from being an ASMR channel today. While this guy was still eating the food, I could still hear the fat in his lairnecks.

Hey, pause right here. Dude, I am so fucking lost from what's happening right now. So first he goes from crying because his friend is dead. Okay, understandable. And then it becomes midnight, a full moon, and he has this fucking orgasmic reaction. And then all of a sudden he turns into the fucking Hulk, and now he's Thomas. the train. Ladies and gentlemen, can you even call this shit AI generated? Would AI be able to generate something this fucking random and this stupid? Because this video does not look like your

average chat GPT prompt. This shit looks like there's real effort and intention behind it. I feel like the person that is actually running this YouTube channel is a complete psychopath. Dude, I really thought that this shit was supposed to be an ASMR channel. You know what the definition of ASMR is, ladies and gentlemen, it's Autonomous Century Meridian Response. If you need me to translate to you guys, what the fuck that means? It's supposed to be relaxing. Do you think this shit is fucking relaxing? I don't know about you guys, but I want to rip out my fucking eardrums.

And one more thing. Oh my God, we got Thomas the Train doing Blackface. Dude, that was the most stupendous anime fight I've ever seen in my life. I don't think there is any mortal combat fatality as bad as this one. If you got Thomas the train's diesel-filled ass cheeks ripping one in your fucking mouth, I think it's pretty safe to say that you're cooked, buddy. Okay guys, I know that I'm interrupting probably the most important fight scene of your entire life. I'm sure there is no Disney or Pixar or fucking you.

Universal Studios fight that is even going to hold a fucking candle to how intense this is. But I just had the craziest epiphany about this video. I just realized the video game where they're getting this footage from is from GTA 5. I'm looking at the scenery, ladies and gentlemen. I remember driving Lambos up and down these fucking mountains. So this is what we're using GTA 5 for, huh? Fucking Thomas the Train and whatever the hell this is shitting in each other's mouths. What a very productive use of a very legendary ass game.

So, uh, we're no longer using GTA now. We're in the real world with this shit now. Is that a mutated sperm or the Alaskan Bullwark? I do... Sir, if you fucking eat that, I sincerely believe you're gonna get stage 12 cancer. Seriously, audience, look at this fucking thing. Would you actually put that? shit down your layernecks I'm not even a scientist and that thing looks like a sexually

transmitted disease yeah audience I think it's time for me to get the fuck offline well what do you guys think subscribe to the channel if you would like for me to make another video about monster meal a SMR but with that being said I'll catch you guys later