Ryth - The Most Illegal Brainrot Animator.

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

The Most Illegal Brainrot Animator.

This is how I wash kids. And this is how I wash kids. All right, people, what's up? I just found the creepiest kids animation channel on TikTok. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Shappy Swain. If you're looking for an animator that has the style of a child's content creator, and, well, makes the most sexual innuendos possible in every single video. Kind of like some straight up pito bait going on here.

Then, uh, this content is definitely. Definitely for you. Finding your keys after a ditty party. Bro, have you seen my keys? Yeah, uh, what the fuck is going on? Listen, my main critique with this channel is not exactly because of the jokes and crude humor being made in the videos. But listen, whenever you see a YouTube channel in the same art style as fucking bluey, you know, a art style and cartoon that is very obviously meant for children. And basically with this children's art style, you put very adult jokes inside of the comedy.

I can see how this can very easily turn into a rabbit hole for children's content that they should really not be seeing. Like seriously, imagine walking into your son or daughter's bedroom. Can you look over at their iPad and they're consuming content like this? You see, you know what's happening on screen. You know the innuendo this channel's making. But your child is slowly getting corrupted every single video. I genuinely think this channel should get terminated. Thanks for coming.

pleasure. Ah ha ha ha ha, guys. Oh, that was so fucking funny. No, like, seriously, do I really have to explain this one? If you don't understand the joke that they're making in this video, you seriously should not be watching the Rith YouTube channel. Even my content would be too mature for you to watch. Either you're really dumb or still young enough to live inside your father's nutsack. You guys want to come?

Hell yeah, I want to come? I can't come. What do you mean you can't come? I just can't. You never come anymore. I'm not feeling it. He used to come all the time. I'm not ready to come.

You used to come everywhere with me, with us. Come on. I'm not coming. Why won't you come? Is it me? It's not you, it's me. I stopped you from coming? What the fuck, I'm just tired of coming, okay?

I just can't take it anymore. I'm all dried out. We just wanted to go to the grocery store, dude. You fucking freak. Dude, I sincerely feel so bad for the children that have to grow up in Gen Alpha and Gen Beta. There is pretty much no more censorship. or anything from what children can and can't see on the internet. Even the children watching these videos,

they're going to get curious and wonder what exactly is the inside jokes being made in these videos. And one of these days, they're going to get curious enough to go on Safari on their MacBook Pro and look this shit up. And guess what? When a bunch of little Timmies do that, their childhood and the rest of their lives are going to be fucking ruined. I remember the first time I accidentally stumbled across orange content. I was in like fifth grade. And if I thought it was bad for my generation coming across this shit in fifth fucking grade,

I can only imagine how shitty it is for you guys. You can't escape this degenerate shit anymore. It's sad. I may be five foot, but that's because God put that extra 12 inches somewhere else. Do you guys see what I fucking mean? I was only 5 foot, but that's why God put 12 inches. Shut the fuck up, dude. I guarantee the same motherfucker that is behind this YouTube channel's probably the CEO of R-slash jailbait.

This mufucka definitely looks like this in real life. There is absolutely no coincidence that you stole Bluey's art style and art style for children. Meanwhile, you're also mixing very adult themes in your content. There's no mistake in the fucking recipe, ladies and gentlemen. This channel knows exactly what it's doing and it's fucking sick. Whoa, crappy, you have a really nice room. Ha ha ha. Don't mention it. Wow, even the remotes here are organized.

Ladies and gentlemen, for those that don't know what that remote is, I actually congratulate you. Thankfully enough, your mind has not been plagued, but unfortunately that ends today. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a remote to a, uh, adult toy. I'm sure that I don't really have to explain much because Mr. Shababooie is going to fucking explain it really quickly. Listen, I really just have to freeze frame it right here. Why was any of this shit necessary? Remember, audience, this is a children's YouTube channel. Okay, I'm convinced the owner of this YouTube channel needs to. to be put behind bars. Put him in a prison cell, throw away the key, and never ever look back

at him. This children's content, if you can even call it that, this shit needs to be deleted off of YouTube and to never ever see the light of day ever again. Just like the owner of this YouTube channel. Put him in a cage, Neil. What the fuck are you doing? My name is crappy. I'm 29 years old and I can't stop having orgasms. Nice to meet you too, crappy. That sounds like a really nice problem to have. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, with the job I have having to look at all the cringe content across the internet. It's a very stressful life. And I don't know, audience, having a problem like that, you know, keeping the rhythm below the belt, doesn't seem so bad whenever you're as stressed out as somebody like me. Listen, Crappy, I really don't know what

you're talking about. It sounds like you're having a great time. Crappy's having hard time living. It often happens while he's watching TV. Baking. Oh, so it's that bad. If you feel like your fucking soul is leaving you every 10 minutes, bro, you should definitely. definitely see a doctor. But why should this be children's content? I have no idea. What I think it is? Bro, why the fuck did you taste it? Ewe! What the fuck is it? Yeah dude, you're fucking sick.

Good night my cupcake. Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. Now keep your feet in the bed. Or the monsters will eat them. Ah, what a classic move! Listen, to everybody in the audience that doesn't know what exactly is going on whenever you hear a vacuum really like, late at night. Just, uh, don't walk into your parents' bedroom, I promise you. They're vacuuming, ladies and gentlemen, I can promise you that. Vacuuming what exactly, uh, I can't say that on YouTube, but they're definitely fucking vacuuming. This is how I wash kids.

And this is how I wash kids. Okay, this has gotta be the most sick as shit I've ever seen on TikTok. They're not even trying to hide it anymore, ladies and gentlemen. There's fucking baby puppies inside of the teeth. I would, go into further detail, but I think that would have to be a Spotify exclusive video. But yeah, this video definitely takes the cake for the worst video. All right, so here's how you're going to defend dropping the soap. Once you bend down, when they come in, you're going to reach for one of the leg back here. Grab pull, sit back. Okay, not going to lie, audience, he did have me in the first half of the video. Whenever he said that he was going to grab a leg back there, I did not think he was literally going to grab a leg. I know, I know, I'm a dirty mind. But so are the

rest of you fuckers, don't lie to me. Close the curtain, okay? And then from here, you know you're gonna get your revenge, man. Because sometimes you gotta be gay too. Wow, dude, that was so fucking inspirational. Sometimes you gotta be gay too. Bro, fuck off. Surely the next video is gonna be more meant for children like Mickey Mouse fucking clubhouse.

Hey bro, do you want money? Uh, yeah, sure. Come with me. Everybody close your fucking guys! I think it's time to end the video. audience subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two of shibbidi babbidi bobbin the boy with that being said i'll catch you guys later