Ryth - The Most Psychotic Roblox YouTuber.

Episode Date: June 15, 2024

The Most Psychotic Roblox YouTuber.Roblox. Roblox Roleplay is one of the cringiest games ever. Today a Calixo on Roblox made the cringiest Roblox Roleplay i've ever seen. He is worse than Roblox TikTok. This Roblox youtuber is so cringe.

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Still like I'm gonna get adopted anyway. Audience, I introduce you to Colixo. If you're looking for an obnoxious Roblox YouTuber that looks like they're faking fucking Tourette's, then this guy is for you. Adopted by the Hot Family in Roblox Brookhaven. What on earth am I getting into? And... Ah!

Finally! This place is clean! Huh? That's right, baby. You guys requested this bullshit and what the fuck. I really thought the most annoying Roblox YouTuber was My Amber. But this guy, I swear, wakes up every morning and thinks... Holy shit!

I'm gonna be a tumor today! If there's absolutely anything positive, I have to say about this guy, I wish I had his energy to make videos. But you see, when I wake up every morning to be disappointed by another thing on the internet, I kind of lose my energy and will to live in the process. There you are! I thought I told you to mop the floor! It's filthy!

But I did. Now you're going to have to stay the whole night cleaning. Geez, no wonder you can't get adopted. Guys, I am sick of this. Audience, do you think this guy has an abundance? of women. I know this motherfucker walks into the club and all the girls leave. All right, maybe I'm talking too much shit. But on a serious note, I think there's only a certain point of cringe that you can truly get. Now, usually it's on a scale between normal cringe and lanky box. But if I'm

going to be totally honest, not even lanky box makes face humor. This is the only motherfucker that takes five, five-hour energies before each video. Decides, all I ever do is clean. And for what? It's not like I'm gonna get adopted anyway I mean at least this guy plays into the stereotype Trust me baby ain't nobody wanting to adopt you with those fucking vocal cords If I were a parent and I seen a kid in the adoption center that sounds like they got fucked in the mouth by a taser You can bet your ass I am walking right out of the adoption kennel This right guys I'm starting to think that maybe just maybe I should give up

I think you should give up and the crazy part is that I'm not even talking about getting adopted or your channel It's about six feet deeper than that. Wait, was that a shooting star? Quick, we gonna make a wish! I wish, I wish... I wish for you to shut the fuck up. I wish I could be adopted by the hottest family ever! You horny motherfucker, you're trying to attract a hot family,

but I don't see an ounce of fucking testosterone in your body. I wish for the hottest family! You hear that audience? That's the sound of a boy with no bitches. Well, did it work? Is the artist family here? I guess it didn't work. And so I'm gonna have to go back to cleaning

to make sure the place is all nice and clean for the new parents. But guys, this is gonna take me all night. Do you audience think that this guy enjoys the videos he makes? I'm trying to think about the money factor, but even with money involved, I would not do this for 20 grand a month. There would be no way I would sacrifice my normal adult attributes for fucking 20 grand a month. If I were making lanky box money though, holy fuck, I would make child-friendly content. But dude, trading your dignity for 20 grand a month, sure thing, that's a lot

of money, but I can still make 20 grand being myself. Rise and shine! Ah! What the heck? Ugly! Did you just go your dad? Ugly! I'm not ugly? Am I? Am I? Now, you're the hardest man in life. I knew it! Liya! What the heck? Who are these guys? We are the best family ever! Yeah! We're so hot! Look at my biceps! Look at them!

I thought motherfucker wish for the hottest family, not the narcissist family. I've never seen a fake Roblox family with such a god complex. And that's coming from me, and I am quite the arrogant shit. Oh, uh, hokey! That's my side and guess what! What? are adopting you! Ha!

Aren't you so lucky, son? Wait, you're actually adopting me, guys? No pranksies? Yes, we are! Ah! This goes for a celebration! That's right, I know I got it in a swimwear. Ha! ha!

I've been keeping this spicy chip in my belly button! Constantly, I have to remind myself that this is what toddlers enjoy. And I still have no idea how little children actually can consume this content. The only children that should find this funny is the children that's still in my fucking nut sack. For a special occasion. Ah, you just wasted a baffily good spicy chip. You can't eat that.

You get fat. Wait, what? And fat is not hot. Holy shit. Colixo being fatphobic? Calyxo, this is the only based behavior I will approve of in your entire channel. Fat phobia, baby. I can get behind that.

Now obviously I don't have a problem with fat people, but being unhealthy, it's not attractive. Go do some fucking push-ups. We are the hot family, and we have three rules. Wow, these guys are so intense. No one! No sugar! No sugar? Sugar gets you fat!

And fat is not hot! Okay, this seems a little bit strict. Rall 2! Daily posing practice! Gigamode! Daily person practice! Yes! You're gonna be a giga chat This motherfucker ruins every good meme on the internet

When I read my comments and I see the giga chat phrase It genuinely makes me laugh my ass off Now when I hear the phrase giga chat, I'm just gonna think of his shit ass videos Why the fuck can't we have nice things? And rule number three Say it all together guys Wait, what is going on right now? No faking!

No faking what? What does this even mean, guys? We are totally real! We would never think our looks! Right, Tone! Fights! Wow! This family is some really strict rules... Ow! They just slammed the door into my face! They should fucking do it again!

If it works on Squidward, it might work on your fucking ass. Okay, listen, kid! Wait, what the hook? It's time! We told you the truth. Wait, the truth? The only reason we adopted you... ...is because we are entering a modeling competition. A muddling competition?

And we needed a family of Fy to enter. Oh, I get it. It's because of my handsome luck, isn't it guys? That's it! Totally! Ha ha ha ha ha. Guys, I've never been caught handsome before. Muchos grassy ass.

Motherfucka just said muchos grassy ass. I never took Spanish class. I cheated through all that shit. But good sir, I think you're the last guy that should ever speak fucking Spanish. Pais! What did you do? Are you fucking... Amish or some shit. You've never had a photo taken of you before.

I mean, to be fair, I wouldn't want to take a photo of you either. You're crushing my echoes with your giant head! That was so not hot! You nearly broke a hottest family of three trophies! Now are you going to help us or not? Oh geez, I don't think I have a choice. If I don't, then I think I'm in danger. My good sir, you are most definitely in danger.

If I were your dad, you'd be getting a fucking throat transplant starting next. Tuesday. This is a fucking Roblox modeling competition. Yeah, I think I am done for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.