Ryth - The Most Sensitive TikTok E-Girl.

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

The Most Sensitive TikTok E-Girl.TikTok. TikTok E-Girls continue to keep getting worse, and now they are spreading to YouTube Shorts. This Sensitive E-Girl makes the cringiest videos on YouTube shorts and today we check them out.

I found the most controversial Andrew Tate clips on the internet. Guys, everybody pay attention, the only fans girl is speaking. I'm sure all of us are sitting at the edge of our seats waiting for the knowledge to pour out of this woman. You don't need a vape. My vape's done charging. Loaded up. Yeah, no, this is so true. Vaping is actually such an ick.

There is no fucking way that this woman said, oh my god, vaping is such an iff. Last I remember, Riley, aren't you the same woman? that's a hr-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-harmes that gets spread apart like how a kid spreads open a present from Santa Claus. Girl, you have no opinion of what makes a good woman. All right, people, what's up? Today, I have found the most sensitive TikTok e-girl on the internet. Sushi being for liberals is just too far. Audience, I introduce you to Riley Mae. I made a video roughly five months ago on this woman how she quite literally flirt with kids on the street,

and literally incriminates herself by uploading these said videos to her YouTube channel. Staring contest? You kinda lost the staring contest. I mean, I guess, I kind of wanted you to lose the staring contest. Okay, I'm a minor. But anyways, besides her predatory like behavior, she's now reacting to Andrew Tate Clips. Hinda, yeah, she got offended.

Co-figure. I found the most controversial Andrew Tate Clips on the internet. I am extremely versed in CPR. I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer. CPR unless you're a hot female. This is the reality. If you're some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don't really know you.

Okay, that's funny. But Tate, you're telling me you don't kiss guys on that bedazzled bed. That was so fucking funny, Riley. Audience, I have a weird feeling that a lot of the jokes that we're going to see in this video are not going to be funny. Now, I'm not saying because it's a woman saying the jokes that it's not funny. I would never say such a thing. Because, uh, I can quite literally name 10 funny women off the top of my head. See, we got, uh, we got...

Fuck. So far, you've heard my voice when I brought one friend along. And next on the mic is my man, listen. Come on, we're sick that song. He looks like he'd be fun to hang out with. I'll be real, Riley. I don't think Andrew wants to hang out with you ever. Because, uh, I'm quite literally looking at you,

and I can tell any sort of valuable information goes in one ear and out the other. time preparing the food in my knife cut my onion you're wrong you're fucking poor honey it's cold this woman's sniper wolf the way she adds no additional value to if you're gonna play a video and react to it don't just and that's it say something Riley we're waiting for your valuable fucking information on how to be a good woman teach me Riley how can I have such a good housewife like you slap slap grab choke Shut up, bitch, say. Breathe air.

You know, I think that this is the clip for, like, all the girls that don't like Andrew Tate. I think this is the only one that they've seen. Yeah, and it looks like you caught offended by that video, too. You know, I am 99% sure that when Tate said that, he probably was joking. I mean, go figure you have to play it up for the camera to get a reaction out of people. And even though you damn well know it's a joke, you're sitting there looking at your computer like a fucking deer in headlights over this shit. Oh my God, Tate is just.

Treating women like property. Well, girl, you're not too far from free real estate. You publish your assack all over the internet. Actually, you are free real estate. That's actually crazy. You publish your booty on the internet that costs less than a candy bar. Really sushi. Little, soy boys.

Little fucking Democrats. Oh, actually, I'd like a sushi. They do. You know, I agree with a lot of the things that he says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rich coming from you. Yeah, guys, I agree with a lot of things that Andrew, Tate says. Oh yeah, I also flirt with little kids on the fucking street. Oh yeah, and also subscribe to my only fans while you're at it. Yeah, you agree with a lot of the shit Tate says. Yeah, fuck off. But sushi being for liberals is just too far. I love sushi. Oh, yeah, you like sushi. Go fucking figure. You love sushi so much you fucking smell like a 24-7. I just don't think he's had the right one. Well, baby, I don't think the right sushi's gonna be coming from you. You don't need a babe. My babe's done charging.

Loaded up. Yeah, no, this is so true. Vaping is actually such an ick. Girl, I think you're the last person to be ever talking about what's an ick in a relationship. A big ick to me is, oh, I don't know, if I Google your fucking name and I see you puffing five pickles on the first page. I don't know, man, I think that might just maybe be a red flag in a relationship. Like, it's actually the most disgusting thing a guy can do. If you're gonna- A girl, you're fucking talking.

Baby girl, look at your fucking YouTube bio and tell me that this is not a red flag in a relationship. This is literally the worst thing a guy can do. Holy shit, the fucking self-awareness is at zero. You just fake freeze on me? Andrew! Andrew! I actually thought he was for... Yeah, girl, nobody fell for that.

Like, literally nobody is gonna fall for the... Ha ha, get f***, get troll. Life for a man is harder than life for a woman. We need to have a lot of shit to be an important man. To be a woman, you need makeup. If you're truly beautiful, you don't need anything else. I've been on boats in Dubai with night. 19 year old Moldovan girls, the guy who got that boat needed $100 million.

That bitch, make the same boat. That's how hard it is. Honestly, you don't even need makeup. You don't even have to be that attractive. You could be like a five or a six and still get invited on these boats like every night. I think this is the first time I hate agreeing with an only fans woman. I swear women, these motherfuckas got life on easy mode. I swear.

You guys can quite literally spawn in and walk on a $100 million boat. But Wrath, we got fucking menstrual psych. I don't give a fuck. And if you're not this type of woman, then you're probably the hashtag girl boss. Look at me, we don't need a man. Oh, we're so fucking independent. Ladies, these independent girl bosses you're talking about is literally the average man. Oh wow, you make your own money, you put a roof over your head.

Wow, you do bare minimum responsibility. Holy fucking shit, you contribute to society. Fuck off. Never say you go into bed. Go into bed is immaculate. Cowards need sleep. Well, I'm texting you, you beautiful girl, but I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

You know what I like to say? I'm quarter past 1 in the morning. I'm going to work. Work. At this time, money never sleeps, baby. I just don't think it's a masculine to go to sleep. Yes, the fuck it is. Listen, audience, if you really want to build a YouTube channel that's actually worth shit,

sometimes you actually have to do the work that everybody else isn't doing. If all your buddies are waking up at quarter to fucking 2 p.m. and go into bed at 4 a.m. And all they do is play fucking Fortnite. Maybe it's time for you to get a new friend group. If you ever aspire to actually make money on the internet and actually become a rich motherfucker, maybe playing Fortnite 24-7 and not doing shit with your life

and eating Doritos ain't the move. Sometimes you have to get up off your fucking ass and go and record some shit. If, of course, being a YouTuber is what you want to do to make money. But I'm just saying, if you actually want to become rich, you have to have those late nights and fucking work. It's literally a normal human function. Like, everyone needs sleep. Yeah, maybe everybody needs sleep, but not everyone needs to be a little bitch.

Oh, I made two YouTube shorts today. I'm so exhausted. I'm gonna go to bed. Shut the fuck up, lazy ass. Get back on the microphone. Michael Jackson was anything less than a jeep. And now all these kids are coming out going, he touched me, he touched me. Let me tell you something. If you were a parent and you let your kid stay around Michael Jackson's house, Now you want to come here and be all upset your kid got touched.

Who cares? Get over it. I just feel like telling kids who got touched by Michael Jackson to get over it is a little far. I mean, to be fair, if you were a parent that actually let your kids sleep over at Michael Jackson's house, I think that little piece of information tells you and I that that must be a really sh-sh-paired. Wow, really, your kid got touched out of Michael Jackson's sleepover? That's what the fuck you get for sending your kid to a stupid-ass location. It's not too far. It's the right opinion.

You're confusing 1% of men with all men. The majority of men have no money, no power, no sacks from their wife. No fucking chance in court. You can't even keep their house. They won't get to see their kids. So most men, their life sucks. Social media has made women's ideal image of a guy just completely unrealistic. This whole he has to be above six foot and make six figures.

That's 1% of men. And when women do get with these types of guys, they expect them to be loyal. But what value do you provide in redire? Okay, maybe Riley is actually cooking with what she's saying right now, but you're an only fan's model. What you're fucking cooking right now is so hypocritical. You can't cook. You argue with them all the time, and your body count is in the triple digits.

Girl, you're the one to talk. Audience, I think I'm done with this shit. Guys, everybody subscribe if she's a hypocrite.