Ryth - The Nastiest TikTok Food Waster.

Episode Date: July 6, 2024

The Nastiest TikTok Food Waster.TikTok. TikTok Trends on TikTok happen very often. Recently wasting food on Tiktok has become one of the worst but biggest TikTok trends on TikTok. Like Topper Guild and Wasil Daoud, this person known as BananaLovesYouToo also wastes food for TikTok views. But in the nastiest way possible.

Perfect. Alright people, what's up? Today I found probably the nastiest food waster on TikTok. Pop them in, I'm gonna take them out and show you what they look like. Audience, I introduce you to Banana Loves You too. No introduction needed, this lady is just... What the fuck? You know, despite it being chocolate syrup and not like pain or some shit, this actually looks pretty cool.

But, uh, why the fuck do you have sprinkles here? That's gonna completely fuck everything up. Not to mention it's wasting more shit. Stand up facing the other direction. What the fuck are we supposed to wow at? Wow, she made a fucking mess in the backyard. Wow, she just wasted a shit ton of chocolate sprinkles and syrup. Wow, how the fuck did she not suffocate in that bag?

Diggity damn! Have you ever had this? What in the 10 buck fuck is this creation? Are you sticking a hot dog inside of canned pineapple? And you're going to tell me that's an edible recipe. Fuck off. Everybody knows you're not actually going to eat a hot dog meat. mixed with fucking pineapple.

This is all rage baiting on TikTok. It should sink down into the can all the way around the pineapple. See how much it goes down? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I see it. Who the fuck are you? You was probably an old-ass man getting astonished by any recipe this bitch creates. By the way, you're going to be hearing this old-ass man a lot throughout the video.

Literally anything this woman creates inside the kitchen, you have this fucking cheerleader soy boy of a man. In the background congratulating her for fucking doing anything. thing in the kitchen. It's annoying as shit. That's it. That's all you need. Pop them in. I'm gonna take them out and show you what they look like. You know lady, I'd rather not. I'd rather see my grandma n- I mean, actually I'm gonna walk that back. Oh gosh, it's so perfect you guys. Yeah, I take that back. I'll see naked grandma any day because what the fuck is this? What happened to the hot dog? It looks like a bunch of plaque on a third graders fucking teeth. And you was saying this shit is edible?

Get the fuck out of here. Look that. Look. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Fuck you! I am absolutely blown away that you're actually going to wow that shit. It looks like frozen camel piss. Y'all are just fucking nasty. Not to mention the sole purpose of you wasting food and shit. You guys are just a double whammy of fucking degenerate. Got the Mentos? You guys got all that Coke and a shit ton of Mentos for what?

What are you going to do? Blow up the Coke? Well, first things first, you got the wrong type of fucking Coke, you dumbass. Normal Coke doesn't even react with Mentos. The reason Diet Coke works is because the artificial flavoring is what causes the reaction. Not the Coke itself, you fucking morons. I thought we knew this shit since middle school. It's not called, is it? Shut the fuck up, Banshee, I'm trying to read.

Damn, motherfucker interrupting independent reading time. Fuck off. Anyways, it has this crazy reaction, huh? I can tell these guys are complete rookies and what they're doing. Did you guys like not have a chemical? Street class in school, where your teacher got the Mentos and the Diet Coke and blew that shit up? Or are you guys too fucking stupid to pay attention in class? Probably that.

Thanks, lady. I didn't see the fucking Coke 25 seconds in the video. I swear she thinks I'm five years old or some shit. I know you're wasting food. I know you got the wrong fucking Coke and I know where the Coke is. Does it look like my name is fucking Helen Keller? Have you ever taken a Coke bath? Fuck you.

I don't know, audience. Have you taken a Coke bath? Have you decided to waste over 70 fucking dollars in Coke? Just to have a soda-like tingly feeling on your ass for five minutes? No, you don't waste a bunch of shit like this lady? Good. All these going in right now. Guys, holy fuck, why is it not working? They really thought they were about to get a bang-up for the TikTok website. But because they spent all this money for Coca-Cola, they knew they had a post-it anyways to get their money's worth.

And it's so unbelievably funny how they've, fucked up their entire video. If you guys did one quick Google search, your video would actually be a lot more funny. I mean, who wouldn't want to see a food waste or get fucked up with a bunch of coke? Okay, that sounds crazy out of context. Coca-Cola, I'm not talking about drugs, ladies and gentlemen, don't do drugs. What I'm trying to say is karma's a bitch, and I really hope she gets it.

Is it doing anything? No. Oh, what a bummer. You wasted all that coke and money for nothing. You deserve it. Fuck you. Perfect. So I've got the grill preheated.

So let me show you underneath so you can see So take a look Yeah, oh yeah Okay, so the bottom part's cooking normal But the top part's gonna cook Uh, with this, with the matches Are you guys fucking stupid? Why would you have a bunch of matches

To cook a fucking steak on a grill? Where is the thought process to making these videos? And the best part is that you can't even say That the steak is expired. I don't know about you, but that is a fresh ass piece of meat. And that steak is probably not gonna taste good nor be edible when it's covered in fucking sulfur. If a motherfucker is trying to cook a steak like this,

they're trying to poison somebody. Flip it over, let me see the other side. Oh, guys, we did it. I want to see it. We did amazing. Flip it. Flip it. Flip it.

Let me see the other side. That is the furthest thing from a cooked steak. When I can still hear the cow fucking mooing from the meat, I know that shit ain't cooked. And now you gotta pick out the wood because that chick got more holes than fucking SpongeBob. Long story short, stop wasting fucking meat. I have no idea what you're doing, but all I know is that getting all that glue out of your hair is gonna fucking suck.

Look at that! Is this the shit you gotta do to become famous? Wasting so much fucking glue and sprinkles and food just to get a few clicks on TikTok? Why are you guys not using glitter or some shit? Why do you guys continue to use food? It's fucking stupid you guys can't think of any alternatives. Dumbasses. Unicorn shoes?

Here we fucking go again. All I can really say at this point is I really hope those sprinkles are expired. Chances are it's not expired. I mean, you already waste pretty good meat. So am I willing to bet that you bought expired sprinkles? Uh, you fucking did it. Stop being a piece of shit. But anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.

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