Ryth - The Nastiest TikTok Food Waster Got Worse.

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

The Nastiest TikTok Food Waster Got Worse. TikTok. A place where only the worst of trends come from. Today the worst TikTok recipe food waster has returned with more Terrible TikTok and YouTube Shorts recipes and they are absolutely terrible to see. Today, we reveal these terrible tiktok recipe trends that involve plainly, wasting food.

How to make a TV dinner look gourmet. Audience, are you seeing this recipe? Would you be eating this this Thanksgiving? If you asked your mom to prepare you something for dinner, and she's like, nah, we got Thanksgiving leftovers and gives you this shit. Which you guys consent to that going down your fucking esophagus. Because I wouldn't.

Here's how I made a giant strawberry homemade pop-tarts. Listen, ma'am, I understand that you tried to make homemade pop-tarts, but I'm not eating that fucking frosting. I am not going to be eating something that looks like my baby batter. All right, people, what's up? The nastiest TikTok food waster got even worse. Now, audience, around one year ago, I made a video on this lady called Banana Loves You Too,

where she thinks that she is a culinary expert by making a bunch of food in a bunch of weird ways. One example of which was her trying to make a fucking cake inside of a toilet. Go for it. Look at it, it's turning, it's churning it, it's turning it into chocolate milk, it's turning it into chocolate milk, and then you just get in there and you can sip it right up. Yeah, fucking disgusting. Anyways, you would think that shortly after a year ago that she would have passed away from the shit that she would be eating.

But no, audience, she is in fact still alive to this day, still making recipes. And today, I found the worst of them. Okay, so we are about five seconds into the video and you have already lost me. It appears that this lady is making a rose pie. I was trying to research if real roses were used in pie, and it's actually not. So to confirm to everybody watching this video, yes, she actually did pull this recipe out of her ass. Looks really good, right? No, lady.

It in fact does not look good whatsoever. Listen, audience, as somebody that fucking loves pie. I know what a good pie looks like when I look at one. As of right now watching Miss Banana loves you too, I'm actually getting fucking repulsed right now. I would never, ever go to the muff fucking Walmart Garden Center to get my groceries. Like who the fuck goes to the roses and Walmart Garden Center and is like, oh yeah, that's for my pie later. Like, fuck off. You're going to put that right on top.

Pie crust and I flip it right over my pie just like that. Thank Jesus Christ you are covering that pie. with another piece of dough. I don't think I would be able to look at that shit for another minute. After you just dumped the blueberry on top of the roses in the milk, honestly, I wanted to fucking puke.

There is no human being in recent history that has made a pie like this, and for proper reasons too. Beautiful, she says, Audie. It's fucking beautiful. There is nothing beautiful about this pie. This pie looks like the whitehead pimple inside of my inner ass cheek.

Beautiful. The outside a little bit to make sure that we get nice, golden brown, crispy crust on our pie. Let's put it in the oven. You feel those roses got nice and soft inside. Oh. Whoa. Look at that.

Oh, gorgeous. What the fuck? That shit looks like expired Doritos mixed in with a goblin heart. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, just get the whipped cream and put it on top. You know, just put the cherry on top of the dog shit. That's totally gonna make it fucking better. No, lady, this is disgusting.

Throw it away immediately. Gordon Ramsey would slap the fuck out of you. Oh, gorgeous. There you go. Whip cream on top. And that was the end of the video audience. Usually this lady likes to put a taste test at the end of her videos. But I think because she knows that this video was so fucking disgusting and unappetizing,

She didn't even bother putting in a taste test. And to be honest, I wouldn't either. Because I'll be real, if I did do a taste test of that pie, I would probably pass away within the next 45 minutes. Don't you fucking ruin Lays for me. Even though we can all collectively agree that ruffles are way better than the Lays potato chips. Everybody comment ruffles or lays. Whoever has more comments wins.

Okay, there is so much diabolical shit that just, happened within the last three seconds. We have Lays potato chips, marshmallows butter, and what is that fucking liquid sugar? I feel like this lady is intentionally trying to get a reaction from our gag reflex. In no way should Lays potato chips make contact with butter, marshmallows, and what is that brown sugar? I don't give a fuck what it is. Don't make it come in contact with any of these fucking ingredients. So that are our little chip Krispies. Did this mufika just say Chip Krisp? I can't fucking believe what my earlobes just heard.

We're trying to remaster Rice Krispy Treats. Yeah, good fucking luck, lady, with that. You are not going to do better than Rice Krispy Treats. Get the fuck out of here. Don't stick out evenly all on the bottom. And we're also going to add a few extra marshmallows to this. Lady, how much fucking sugar do you need to add to this recipe? You already got Lays potato chips and marshmallows and butter.

in liquid sugar. Now you're adding gerbils shit and even more marshmallows. When the fuck is it gonna end? We're gonna be the fat era nicicato avocado with this shit Semi-melted semi-sweet chocolate and you can just... Whoa, it's so good. All right ladies, so who's the little Chuck the cuck behind the camera? Oh, babe, that's so good baby. Oh, you're doing a really good job, baby. Oh, that's so good, baby. Dude, she's not gonna fuck you. And even if she did, I would politely decline. Whoever is the little Chuck the cuck that's recording the video, do you not realize the shit that your woman puts in her mouth? She is eating food straight out of the toilet, bro. Why the fuck would you ever want to get frisky with that after 10.30 p.m.? Now I'm going to stick that in the fridge. Our marshmallows are nice and melty with our vanilla and our butter. Just like that.

Really get under there so you can coat all of these potato chips. Shift crispy. We're going to cut these open in just a second. Look at that, ooey-gooey. That is fucking disgusting. Do you have any idea how many grams of sugar is in that four square inch of chip crispies? The amount of sugar that is in that singular bite can probably kill a chihuahua. Not only does it have chocolate to kill the dog, but it has so much fucking sugar that it's just going to explode. This shit is a certified biohazard.

marshmallow with our chips and we've got some of our chocolate ones here. Great. You could tell this girl wants to fucking puke so bad. Listen, audience, if I really had to take a great guess, a very educated guest based on my YouTube career, I can tell this because I've been on this YouTube platform for more than two years now, actually. I think I've gotten pretty good at knowing whenever something is satire or actually real. If I had to take an educated guess, this lady is fucking capping out of her ass. This is not a real recipe.

She's just trying to rage bait us, ladies and gentlemen. And it's fucking working. Okay, what the fuck did you just do? Why the fuck were the eggs necessary for this video? You could have just put the cement down. There is no reason you had to do all that to put the fucking Ark of the Covenant on top of it. That has got to be the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life. Not to mention this isn't even a recipe, but because there's food involved, I guess it's in the video.

Dude, first we had eggs being put into a hole. Now we're decorating this shit with Manicati. What's next? in the video, you're gonna sprinkle fucking spaghetti all over this shit. I fucking knew it. Perfect. Yeah, that gray is gonna really be nice. Oh, wow.

Way, yeah. Yeah, you officially fucking lost me. This shit looks like a supersized Pop-Tart left out in the sun for 100 years. This shit wasn't even a recipe, and it still looks like garbage. Here's how I made a giant strawberry homemade Pop-Tor. And the ingredients were probably dough. sprinkles in your boyfriend's secret sauce. I really hate that this copyrighted music is playing right now.

Because I can't play the video and you can hear her little cuck boyfriend in the background being like, Oh my gosh, baby, it's so good! Please peg me in the ass tonight! Like, we don't get to hear that anymore with the copyrighted music. Let's just see the finished product, bro. I feel like I'm looking at the skin that was circumcised off of me. Anyways, audience, leave a like in the video if I should make another video. on this lady but anyways i'll catch y'all subscribe