Ryth - The Saddest Roblox YouTuber Ever.
Episode Date: October 17, 2024The Saddest Roblox YouTuber Ever.Roblox Roleplay, this topic across YouTube has gotten more and more attention from YouTubers like Shane plays, uploading some of the cringiest Roblox Roleplay Roblox v...ideos i have ever seen. Today we check the Saddest of all the Roblox Roleplays.
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No, you hate me.
You're right.
I do.
Wait, no, my painting.
Dude, not even 10 seconds in the video, and we already got buildings being burnt down.
What the actual hell has Roblox Roeplay come to?
Security?
Hey, yeah, what's up, dude?
Remove him, please.
He's ruining my future wife's wedding.
Hey, yeah, no problem.
Hey ya!
Who the f*** was that security? James Charles?
Hey ya!
Fruty ass, motherfucker.
Alright, people, what's up?
Today we are revisiting the...
the cringiest Roblox roleplay
YouTuber. Make this to rebuild
Director Sims. It's about $20 million.
Thank you, Mr. Winterton.
Audience, today we are going to be checking
out Shane Plays.
My last installment of the YouTuber
Shane Plays, it did pretty well.
So, uh, because you guys like these
videos and I need a Toyota Supra,
I agree to check out another one of these videos.
But anyways, his rich girlfriend's family
hated him, a Roblox movie.
What do you think, Emily?
It's incredible. I'm so proud of
of you, Jake.
This is my first competition.
I hope I win.
You will.
You're the best artist.
Is that the SpongeBob painting of Squidward as an embryo?
Damn Shane, I guess somebody on your team has got some taste.
Look, Charles, it's him.
You invited your parents?
No, I didn't.
Emily, dear, will you get me water?
Yeah, sure thing, Mom.
They hung this trash.
It's not art.
I hate it.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, that painting kind of does look like sh-person.
look like shi personally audience if I owned an art gallery and I seen a
motherfucker walk in and trying to put that on my wall oh hell no your ass would get
banned from my establishment immediately don't bring that hokey bogey in 2012
in here no you hate me you're right I do wait no wait wait wait damn dude dude
I didn't like his painting neither but not enough to burn down the whole
thing event daddy's getting pissed off for some of the dumbest I've ever seen
Crazy that a wealthy-ass dad is gonna risk his entire reputation on some sh-ass 2012 art.
That's shit is sad.
Let's go, Charles.
This place is going downhill.
After you, Trish.
So first, you burn the art gallery like it's nothing, and then you f***ing moonwalk like your Michael Jackson out of the building.
What kind of fucking simulation are we living in, bro?
Jake!
Come on, we have to go.
What, my painting?
You can forget it.
Let's go.
Now.
Wait, my dad did this?
Yeah, he torched my painting.
But that doesn't sound like him.
Why would he do that?
Mr. Russell, you're banned from this art competition.
You see, audience, it's motherfuckers like these that comment on my videos five seconds after they're posted saying, bro fell off.
You're banned, Mr. Bro fell off.
Go fuck yourself, Melvin.
Nobody cares.
Go pick your fucking nose and touch some five-year-olds.
Please, sir, it wasn't my fault.
The fire started where your painting was.
Everything's ruined.
This is what happens when you let amateurs into competitions.
Dad, stop!
Take this to rebuild, Director Sims. It's about $20 million.
Thank you, Mr. Winterston.
You saved the museum after Jake ruined it!
Ha ha ha!
Of course I did.
Bro, what the hell are these rich people laughs?
Yeah, so, uh, here is $20 million.
Ha ha ha!
This dude's laugh sounds like I took an ostrich feather and tickled my nutsack with it.
No, you were the one that destroyed it.
Yeah, Dad.
Jake said you started the fire.
Is that true?
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't blame me.
Your boyfriend is a poor nobody.
He doesn't deserve to be in a museum.
In fact, he doesn't deserve anything.
I'm sorry, but aren't you the same guy that's wearing a Miami-Cuban link chain on top of your tuxedo?
I have never seen this amount of negative aura in my life.
You can have all the money in the world, bro, but if you don't even know how to dress up a proper suit,
then you're shit out of luck.
Your outfit is straight ass.
Now, let's go.
No, apologize to my boyfriend.
First. Never. Now let's get moving.
I'm so sorry, Jake.
Audience, look at this poor man's face, okay? I think we need to have a moment of silence for him.
Okay, that's it. This dude's getting played right before our eyes, bro. Honestly, if I were this kid, and a bunch of people were claiming, I just burned down a museum, I'm poor, I can't even defend myself, I can't even hire a lawyer to defend my fucking ass in court. I'm just gonna kill myself at that point, like what else is there to do?
Dad, I'm home.
So, the Winterton's ruined the competition, huh?
Yeah, how did you know?
Saw it on the news.
Knew you were there?
Figured it was them.
Yeah, they absolutely hate me, Dad.
I'm banned from the competition,
and the whole art world will hear about this now.
Yeah, you'll get over it.
Gotta love having a dad from the countryside.
Holy shit.
I swear, any of y'all in the audience,
you can relay with this.
You can tell your country parents literally anything.
You tell them about your problem,
they're going to be like, eh, whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
If you're not talking about,
about a barn corn bread or horse shit then they're not gonna care about anything you have to say
hey son you made 20 million dollars on the art gallery get back on the fucking tractor
looking ass i don't know what to do i've always wanted to be an artist but after this it's just a silly
childhood dream jake and your dreams a waste of time damn dude i may as well quit youtube right here
right now completely off topic but my dream of being a youtube i've had this dream since i was nine
years old and I had plenty of people tell me that I wasn't gonna do shit I've had childhood friends
that which I'm not friends with anymore saying that I wouldn't make it I've had teachers at my
school say that I wouldn't make it that I need to get a nine to five and all this other bullshit
yada yada yada listen audience if your dream in life is to become a YouTuber or anything
ethical and successful in if you strive towards it long enough I can tell you for sure audience
you will accomplish it unless you want to become like a fain professional twig-wittler or some
bullshit. That's not gonna work. But as long
as it's ethical and you know that there's
cash flow, then you're gonna be successful.
Unless you're fucking retarded, of course,
because that's always a thing. But yeah, follow your
dreams, kids. Just give it up. I need you
on the farm. No, I'm not just giving up.
I'll make this happen, all right? I don't
want to be on the farm. Oh yeah.
You just want to be with
Emily. You need to stop chasing
these fairy tales, son. She's from a
whole other world than us, and you don't belong
there. Yeah, I do. I love
Emily and I'm not just going to give up.
whatever, I'm done talking and working. Good night. I have never seen a bigger piece of shit in my life. My lord. You don't deserve to be rich, son. Quit following your dreams and be a f***ing loser like me. Ha ha ha ha. Good night. Like audience, what kind of dad even is this? Rose in the middle of Yapsville talking about how bad his life is instead of getting up off his fat ass and making some bread. Jesus Christmas, he's a fucking loser. What you did tonight was terrible. You destroyed his painting.
and the museum. I'm so embarrassed. You should be embarrassed. Being seen with that wannabe artist.
Oh my gosh, that wannabe artist.
What the f*** is your name again? Frippa. Shut the fuck up, Priscilla. You and your f***in' rich people laughing.
Shut up, bitch!
I know, I'm embarrassed. Don't call him an artist, Trish. He's a loser.
He's not a loser, Dad.
Yes, he is.
Some poor farm boy thinks he can date someone like you.
It's a joke.
You know, the craziest part about this audience is that there are actual families out there in the real world.
Petter actually liked this and would refuse to let their daughter date somebody that doesn't have a fuckload of money.
And granted, if I had a daughter, I would not want her to be wounded up with some fucking poor loser that doesn't have anything going for him.
That's why I would like to meet the guy that's going to be dating my daughter.
And if I see that he has ambition, he has things going for him.
Then sure, I'll let a poor guy date my rich daughter.
But if you don't got no f-in motion, Brody, then you're out of here.
Simple as that.
He's my boyfriend, Mom, and I love him.
Well, you are making a mistake, my dear.
Why? Because I'm with someone who actually loves me?
He doesn't deserve you, Emily.
He just wants your money, you know.
Shit, that's how I felt whenever I blew up on YouTube
and all of my childhood friends started talking to me again.
Eh, oh well, my officer broke is a joke.
Anyways, to fast forward the story a little bit,
But this farmer boy became an actually successful artist.
He ended up getting some money and he decides to finally marry the rich daughter.
And here's all that way.
Do you take Emily to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I do.
And do you take Jake to be your lawfully wedded husband.
Of course. I do.
If anyone objects, speak now or forever.
This has to end now.
Security?
Hey, yeah.
What's up, dude?
Remove him, please.
He's ruining my future.
wife's wedding. Hey yeah, no problem. Hey yeah!
Ah! Hey, put me down, you fat loser. No!
Yeah, the dad got pummeled in the face like a little bitch. Anyways, audience, like how the
dad got pummeled in the fucking nose, I want you to pummel the like button. Anyway,
subscribe, let's get to 5 mil.
