Ryth - The Stokes Twins Are Getting Fat.

Episode Date: August 17, 2024

The Stokes Twins Are Getting Fat.The Stokes Twins. The most recent YouTuber that blew up on YouTube Shorts and TikTok are also producing some of the cringiest videos YouTube and TikTok have ever seen. Today we check out The Stokes Twins and their cringe YouTube Shorts and TikTok's to see if their incredible blowup over the past couple weeks is ACTUALLY deserved..

Today, I'm building a secret 7-Eleven in my room and hiding it from my twin brother. Okay, so let me get this straight. Because of your recent weight gain over the past couple years, your twin brother and everybody else on your team decided to use your weight gain as an opportunity to gain views on your fucking YouTube channel. Like, holy shit, dude, you are such a laughing stock. He says we don't look like twins anymore because of my recent weight gain. Yeah, and I think you desperately need it in 2024. Listen, bro, you can have all the money in the world, but if you don't use,

use it for at least a little bit of fitness? Then what the f f f is the point of having all this money? You can't even get inside a supercar. The only vehicle that's gonna be fitting your ass is a Kia Serrano. Alright, people, what's up? Today, the Stokes twins are showing their appreciation to fat people. And by that I mean his twin brother. I built a secret 7-Eleven in my room.

I could smell the calories from here. Mmm, I love me some apple fritter. Anyways, audience, subscribe for a free protein shake. There might be some shipping issues, so don't blame me. So he started a 90-day fitness challenge to help me lose weight so that we can look like twins again. Yeah, no, I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon. Listen, guys, I'm not trying to shit on fat people. Well, I am, but, you know, listen, bro, being fat, I don't know if it's something you should be glorifying to little kids.

You can try and make all the YouTube content you want to try to dismiss the fact that you're overweight and you need to go into the fucking gym. But listen, bro, being fat and being obese, I don't know why you're trying to make content out of it. The only time where being fat and being obese is funny is when you fall down a flight of stairs. It's only been a week and I've been struggling with eating all these healthy foods. Yeah, I can tell. You're built like that one motherfucker from up. On top of that, Alan is always watching me and you won't let me cheat on my diet. Alex? Mmm, okay.

I needed a way to eat all my favorite snacks without him finding out. That's why I'm building a Seeger 7-Eleven in our house. You see this building, ladies and gentlemen, this entire house was just paid for because this, This man just ate an apple fritter. It's a nice house, don't get me wrong, and he probably needs a house like that because he probably takes up like four fucking bedrooms. But believe me, your physical health does not need to suffer so that you can pay the bills. You literally make YouTube shorts that get like 150 million views in a few weeks. Like, the only reason I see you making a long-form video of you eating a bunch of junk food

is to pay the electric bill specifically for that fucking treadmill because you make that shit strain. But first, I need to find a perfect location. I think I found it Oh my god Check it out, check it out This is perfect That was the fakesest wall I've ever seen in my life

Yeah guys Totally secret room in the house That totally has nothing done with it Brody just breaks the quote Fake wall in his house And go figure there's a bunch of outlets Already pre-installed Wow dude totally a secret room in the house

That you had absolutely no idea about Like dude shut up But I need to make a bigger hole So I can fit in there If you're wondering why I'm not going about this more quietly Alan is actually at the gym right now. He thinks I'm missing today's workout because I pretended to be sick this morning.

So we also have our friends joining us for the 90-day body transformation challenge and we're going really hard today because whoever loses the most weight gets to have a cheat mill. Okay, I'm just going to say it now. This small little pudgy piece of shit does not go to the gym.

You're telling me this Vietnamese wish.com version of L from death note goes to the gym every day while wearing a double-layered green crew neck that looks like Shrek's uncircised weiner. Like guys, if you're gonna make it convincing that he goes to the gym, at least make him wear the fucking attire. This dude doesn't look like he's ready to go to the gym.

It looks like he's ready for bedtime. Meanwhile, back at home, I was making some real progress. Time for the grand entrance. Good thing I pretended to be sick today because I'm about to turn this into the best 7-Eleven ever. I'll be real, he's actually getting more exercise than the actual people at the gym right now. He's got to go back and forth to 7-Eleven.

He's got to get the supplies. He's got to put together the shelves, the counter, the fucking everything. So if anybody deserves a cheat meal, uh, it's got to be this guy. But still, being a fat piece of shit should not be glorified, ladies and gentlemen, okay? I barely gotten started on my secret 7-Eleven, and Alan was already starting to get suspicious. So Alex mentioned that he's sick today, and I don't believe him. Holy shit, he's Einstein. So, I sent Tanner home to spy on Alex just now to make sure he's not cheating on his diet.

So this room is gonna have everything that a 7-Eleven has. Every snack and drink you can think of, slushy machines, and even some banned stuff you could only find in special 7-Elevens. I just have to make sure I hide it all from Allen. Alec? Oh, God. I think I hear somebody. Oh, God.

Fuck, where are you? Alex. Alex, where are you at, dude? What are you doing? What is this? I thought you're supposed to be sick. Okay, hear me out. I'm sick. A this healthy diet crap.

I'm building a secret 7-Eleven so I can eat whatever I want. Whatever I want. Whatever I want. You are such a weak little man. Like, dude, how the hell do you get back from the gym, right? Your testosterone is raging right now. And the first thing you want to do is not take a shower, maybe take a nap. No, you want to go to 7-Eleven and eat a bunch of junk shit.

You're fat, dude. You're fucking obese. I'm tired eating that healthy crap. But if you're trying to build a secret room, a big hole in the wall isn't very secret. Well, it's not very secret yet. By the time we're done with it, no one will ever be able to tell there was a hole here. Listen, I don't know who edited this video, but whoever did, they need to get erased. That was a good transition.

I'm not going to lie. Now that we know where the secret 7-Eleven was going to be built, it was time to go to real 7-Eleven and get some ideas and supplies. We're outside of real 7-Eleven. We're going to go inside and figure out how to build our 7-Eleven. And eat some snacks. I haven't had junk food in a week, and they're so. So much food here. How would you feel, audience, if you've seen these two morons walk into a 7-Eleven with

a bunch of cameras and then there's you. I feel so fucking bad for this poor man right here. Bro was trying to mind his own business and get some new ports and lottery tickets. And then you see these two retards walking in with a camera and yelling their asses off. At that point, bro, I would just be convinced that my life fucking sucks. I'm sorry, but I don't think we're gonna be playing in my country. Oh damn, dude, you took the words right out of my mouth. We're gonna need a lot of junk food and snacks, obviously.

We're also gonna need some shelves to hold the snacks. We're definitely gonna need a lot of drinks, ice cream, and refrigerators, a store to mint. This is about a cost a lot of money. You can't have a 7-11 without this, and we can fill it up with spicy wings too. All right, bro, you need to calm the fuck down. Listen, I will be the first guy to raise my hand and say,

I know what it's like to create content for little kids. If any of you guys have watched my YouTube shorts, you would know that I would speak very fucking loud just to keep some attention. Because believe me, speaking like this. Tater, what the f*** are you doing, bro? This is so fucking stupid. Believe me, it does get tiring at times.

But I think there's a fine line between what I do and then just being a fucking retard. And I think this is Exhibit A of being a retard. We gotta have our own selection machines too. You know what? Now that is just insanity. Honestly, I just want to see the finished product. I'm gonna skip ahead.

Stop. Where do you guys? What's going on? Alan, you can't expect us to eat salad all day. I'm not a rabbit. You know what? Save it. You'll always be my brother.

But you'll never be my twin. Oh, God. That made my tears dribble and my ass cheeks shingle. Yeah, no, that was actually stupid. Everybody comments Shiggle if you made it to the end of the video.