Ryth - The Sussiest Minecraft Animations.

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

The Sussiest Minecraft Animations.Minecraft. Minecraft is the biggest game ever. Another big Minecraft trend is Minecraft Animations, a pit of some of the worst minecraft videos on the internet. There's a lot of minecraft cringe on tiktok and youtube, but the minecraft animations are the WORST.

Life could be a dream, life could be dream Why do so many of you want a mommy so goddamn badly? Oh, you're gonna cry, gonna piss your pants. Alright people, what's up? Today we're checking out some of the worst Minecraft animations I've ever seen. Seriously though, some of these animations are just, what the fuck? Oh, you wanna ride me, do you? Oh, God, I wanna ride you so bad.

You wanna ride me hard? Yeah, so hard. Audience, are you guys getting the joke? I can't say what the joke is because YouTube, would get their fucking firing squad on my ass. But, uh, I think somebody's in a state of desperation. Not just desperation, but domination. Right then, big boy, let's do it.

Meow! You know, when I said you could ride me, I didn't mean me... Not now too busy riding you. Who the fuck made this? Ride deck Sheldon. Motherfucka, you must think you was one funny little shit. Get it, guys, riding. Fuck you

Life could be a dream Life could be a dream Do do Audience I'm a little scared of Talking shit about Ride Dex Sheldon now He'll bust down my door

And shove a diamond sword Straight up my Actually I take that bag Pull up pussy boy See what the fuck happens If I could be dream If I could take you up In paradise up above

Damn that's crazy You got a Glock 2 Respect brother Can you leave now You're so good my adorable appearance, make your heart skip a bead, make you fall head over heels and go. Oh, baby, I'm going to make you feel good tonight. I'll turn my clothes up in the heat of the moment and have your way with me. I mean, shit.

I don't know how such a gentleman can pass up such an opportunity, but as the Asian households once said, no dating before marriage, ladies and gentlemen, okay? Dating before marriage is bad, it's even worse than saying fucking Voldemort in Harry Potter. What? What kind of things have your parents been teaching you? Hmm, not much. My mom did teach me how to handle a good . Your mom taught you, huh? The fuck you've been doing with your mom?

If your mom is married and taught you how to do a... And she probably has a husband and... And, oh, baby, this is bad. What's next? You're from fucking Alabama. Oh, that seems pretty not... Did you just say what I think you just said? Yep, I'm all about the... Oh!

Have some class woman! Come on. Don't be approved. Love a bit of . How old are you anyway? I'm fine. P-Hugh-Kuh-P. Lion Maker EDP!

Motherfucker said she was five years old. I mean, shit. I don't know how such a gentleman can pass up such an opportunity. I would like to walk back that statement, ladies and gentlemen. I don't condone such actions. I fucking hate my life. What in God's name are you doing? Back off, you crazy bitch!

Please give me huggy one. What kind of fucking rabbit hole have I gone down? Huggy-Wuggies, are you fucking kidding me? I refuse to believe that this guy uploads these videos to YouTube, thinking, oh yeah, this is the best content I've ever put out on the internet. Can motherfucker put his talent to anything more productive? What the fuck are you saying? I mean, I wouldn't really say that's a wasted moment. He did in fact get some women.

I mean, unless you're fucking gay or something, you like men or some shit, then I guess that's a fairer. Fat fucking L, but I'm just saying from my point of view, this is a fat fucking win. But seriously though, what kind of pussy shit is? I don't want women kissing me. Fucking loser. I can milk him. I can milk you. Ah, you're so fucking funny.

Shut the fuck up. Yo, are you fucking suck, bro? Oh my god. I suck and I swallow. Ah, wait, wait, what? Hey yo! My name is Bradley in middle school and I go, hey yo, hey yo. Fucking losers.

I swear these. These videos are meant for fucking Discord rejects that just say, Ayo, 258. Y' motherfuckers aren't funny. If you listen to real stand-up comedians, you're gonna discover what it feels like to be actually funny. Not this fucking, oh, I suck and swallow bullshit. Grow the fuck up. Now I just need to find my generic love interest. Are you the right one?

I guess I could. I'm like 12. Alright, bro, what the fuck. This is the second time this motherfucker's talking to a Minecraft girl. And she ain't even fucking 18. Coincidence? I think not. Are you the right one? I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a c-oom factory.

It's not like I like you or anything, you idiot, Baca! Perfect. Hi. Hi! You want to get married? Okay. Does this mean we can have children now? God, I hope not.

At least somebody in this video has a fucking brain. Having kids in this day and age? What the fuck? I mean, no shit talking to anybody that wants to become parents. But, uh, having kids around this time, ladies and gentlemen, you're asking for a fucking difficult life. Hey, don't look what I found! You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Can we keep it?

No. But I want one. No. Please. No. Fuck you. Why do so many of you want a mommy so goddamn badly and I'm like a baby? Audience, this shit is just getting weirder and weirder.

I swear all the videos we've checked out today is basically a middle schooler that got very good at animation. And decided to make some bum-fuck shit ass on funny videos. And I mean, granted, the animation is pretty okay. But I don't think I can applaud the effort you're putting into your animation. The product this guy's making is just, fucking awful. I haven't fucking hooted or tooted this entire video. It's shit. Oh, you gonna cry. Gonna piss your pants, maybe. Well, then maybe you should get off your fucking ass and actually do something, sweetheart. Then maybe mommy will finally give

you her milkies. Ugh, kids these days. Kids these days? Motherfucker, have you heard yourself talking? Oh, if you get off your fucking ass. Shut the fuck up! Yo, bro, why are you using my fucking sound effect? This sound effect belongs to me, you little shit. Wait, is this the nether portal? So, you've come to enter my portal. Alright. By the way, YouTube, the video I'm watching right now is not age-restricted or nothing. So that means you're not going to age-restrict my video because I'm showing this on my YouTube channel.

I'm just the messenger boy. I'm just showing the degenerate shit on your website. Fuck you. Well, what are you waiting for? Step inside. I think I'm gonna go in my portal. Back to hell. Ugh, God, it's so damn hot today.

Alex, well, why are you wearing fucking pants? Oh, it's sweaty because I'm a fucking dumbass! Shut the fuck up. I've sweated right through my favorite shirt, too. I should take off these dirty clothes. Steve, back the fuck away! I'm sure Alex has had enough of your shit. When she's the only woman on the planet and you're the only man on the planet,

villagers don't count human beings don't have a fucking skull like that. Either way, my point still stands. Leave Alex the fuck alone. You and your fucking blue t-shirt, Pinocchio 350 V2 shoes. Fuck off. Ah, much better. I can start on my centaur now. I'm gonna hot new tan.

Ginger's can tan? Since when did this fucking new update happen? If a ginger tries tanning, they're looking like fucking Patrick Starr. That's a load of bullshit. I will never wash this hand again. Sick fuck. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.