Ryth - The Sussiest TikTok Spice King.

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

The Sussiest TikTok Spice King.TikTok. TikTok made way for the Spice King TikTok Trend. This TikTok trend has been considered by TikTok, "TikTok Cringe," over the months. People like JomboSpice and Spizee exist because of the TikTok Spice King Trend. Today we check out the terrible TikTok Spice King Trend.

Buhr. No reaction. Stop. Alright people, what's up? Today we're checking out the weirdest spice king I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Spicey. I was made aware of this guy from my previous Jombo Spice video, but the differences between these two guys is absolutely insane. And arguably, Spicey is a lot worse.

Spicy seafood challenge. Giant Spicey snow crab? It tastes like the ocean. I forgot to mention, this guy is not the sharpest, tool in the shed. Since he's a normal spice king on TikTok, his common sense about the world kind of goes out the window. So if you ever see him eating the asshole of a crab and saying it tastes like the ocean, now you know why. Carolina Reaper Lobster? Look at that. Why is it spicy? I don't know, spicy. You tell me why the fuck it's spicy. Maybe you've built up a whole career

on eating spicy food, perhaps? Audience, I should probably stop talking shit. We don't want to make fun of a fucking teenager with Alzheimer's, do we? I like it from the back. Oh my gosh, he's a man of humor. Ladies, not only is spicy and attractive male, but he has charisma, the looks, the humor. The man I can only find in my most erotic and wet and wild dreams. Crowfish!

Guys, I don't know how to eat it! You put the fucking thing in your mouth. You cannot be fucking serious. The same guy that eats ramen noodle zombie shit doesn't know how to eat a normal, what is that? fucking crawfish. Just eat the fucking food. I know you can do it. Mmm. Potato, corn, and clums.

Ooh. This guy makes me so uncomfortable. Now with Jombo's spice, all that he would do is talk to me very seductively. But this motherfucker ain't even hiding the fact. I guarantee you all the seven-year-olds that watch this fucking guy has a six-pack from laughing. Oh my gosh, he did the eyebrow. This is the shit that kids enjoy. Holy shit.

generation is doomed. Ah, pinion? Hot sauce. Isn't chugging a fucking bottle of hot sauce like actually unhealthy? Now, I understand you want to show off your spice tolerance. That's cool. But shouldn't there be an extent where it's actually medically wrong for your body? Because audience, I can tell you right now that this guy is not healthy.

And if you disagree, you're full of shit. I just cannot comprehend the fact that if somebody consumes an entire bottle of hot sauce, That they're not gonna be rushed to the fucking emergency room. The only conclusion I can truly come to is that it's not actually hot sauce. This shit has got to be fake. Of Satan? Two harmoneros?

Do you not? Want to challenge? More hot sauce. Either this guy is really good at faking his TikToks. Or he's the fucking psychopath. Maybe even both. I am very curious in the persona that he does put on the internet. What do people like his immediate family actually think of these

videos. I mean, I'd be pretty proud of my son for achieving a million followers on YouTube. That's pretty cool. But from doing this type of shit, ah, I don't know. Maybe after I severely disciplined him, then I'll congratulate him. But yeah, this is pretty fucking wild. Let's push my spice, you see that guys? The pepper cock the fucking pock on screen? That's the part where the seven-year-olds do a fucking... Hey, look at you, Peter! Shut the fuck up. This guy's humor is kind of reminding myself an eighth fucking grade. And honestly, Honestly, that is a memory I wish to never resurrect. But really, dude, a pepper cock joke in 2022?

Grow the fuck up. A piño? I've said this before, and I will say it again, the second that you incorporate talkies in your fucking spice limit video, I refuse to take you seriously for the remaining of the video. You can't say, oh, let me test my fucking spice limit. I'm gonna fuck off. Sawhacha?

De bomb salsa. It looks like a fucking alien foot. the fuck is about to get some lunar pussy. Ooh. Satan's blood? Please no, please. Ah. Tahin.

And Cheetos bones. Guys, it's very scary. I'm not exactly sure why he does a fucking war cry at the end of his videos. He screams like he accomplished something huge in life. I mean, aside from the rawest throbbing asshole, I'm afraid you haven't achieved much else. Maybe you can achieve a fucking skin care routine. That says my spy. I'm blano blue tachis

Pablo no blue tachis Wow dude I'm so fucking impressed Red and blue tachis in one pepper Oh fuck we got the fucking macho man in the house tonight Has no pepper I'm gonna grandma's stove frozen syracha Ooh Spontaneous combustion hot sauce

Wasabi Tahin no please no no Level 12 extract I wanna swallow it I can't with this fucking middle school humor. I'm gonna swallow it. Shut the fuck up. I swear this guy is stuck in 2015 humor. Dude probably thought Big Chungus was funny. Nitro, Serrano peppers, monster.

How has this guy not fucking died yet? Eating a shit ton of spicy food and chugging a fucking monster. Not just sipping the shit, you're fucking chugging it. This guy's gonna fucking pass away. Let's that's my spicy meat. Anaheim. Anaheim pepper. Are you fucking kidding me? The The same pepper that has maximum 2.5K Scovel, the type of pepper I would put on a fucking pizza. Anahem red tachis. Then you put fucking talkies on top of it. You was such a pussy dog.

Hot chitos. Red's hot hot sauce. Not too much. Zombie hot sauce. Lime. Spicy candy. And the Carolina Reaper. Okay.

At least he put a Carolina Reaper on top of it. But I'm sorry, there's talkies in your recipe. It's fucking shit now. It's so black and long. I think I've had enough of your fucking mouth. Black and long, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.

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