Ryth - The TikTok Food Waster Got A Girlfriend.

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

The TikTok Food Waster Got A Girlfriend.TikTok. Today the TikTok Food Waster, or Topper Guild, uploaded the worst video onto his youtube channel. The TikToker Topper Guild, one of the biggest TikTok Cringe creators that started the TikTok wasting food or TikTok food wasting trend uploaded the worst video ever.

Alright, people, what's up? Today, the TikTok food waster uploaded the worst video ever. And by food waster, I'll be talking about Topper Guild. Fuck this guy. I hired 100 girlfriends. Topper, what the fuck is that thumbnail? Getting your clothes ripped off and shit? Is that a cut on your cheek?

The hell are these psycho bitches up to the fuck? I spent over $100,000 this week to have 100 of these girls here. The fact this motherfucker had to pay women to be around him. I swear, Topper's a fucking repellent for a vagina. Dude had to bust out the fucking bank account for this video. I could do this video for free. You aren't going to want to miss these crazy challenges and epic moments throughout the week. Oh my gosh, Topper just got fucking moot.

I never thought I'd see the day. I mean, that's what you get, Topper with a thousand dollar package of a woman. Kisses and mediocre compliments included. Brought to you by Bimbo's Incorporated. I am only allowed to bring 25 girls out of the 100 into the mansion based off their one pickup line. If I hit yes, they come into the mansion. If it's a no, the fuck happened to your mouth. What the fuck a kiss too many women, now he's looking like Stephen Hart.

Was that joke too dark? Yeah, I'll give a fuck. They go into the no bus for a trip back home. Would you mind grabbing my arm? Yeah, I'm sure. Oh my God, I've been touched by an angel. Fuck you. I didn't know!

I'm so sorry! I've been banned. Ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly why men make the first move. Give me a pickup line like that. I'm a fucking recluse back like a regular show hot dog. I've been touched by an angel. Shut the fuck up. Did you get your license suspended?

No. Because you're driving me crazy. Please come in! You hit except for that shit. Motherfucking, you better get a drive back home with that shit. The only turn on for me is if you whisper the copyright law in my ear. There ain't a single thing more sexy than that. Except for me, when I'm butt-ass...

Like pick-up lines. Can I kiss you instead? M-uh. Of course the fucking blonde would say that. You can't come up with a single cohesive sentence? Throw your goofy ass back on the bus. Do you believe in love in first night or should I have been I believe in it come on in

Come right in Fuck you Topper how unbelievably cheesy do you have to make this video Honestly I don't even know why I continue to watch your videos I won't forget the first time I watched her channel but I'll keep trying I hope your CPR certified Holy shit boys Diggity damn listen boys hear me out she's got way too much fucking makeup on get your ass back on the fucking bus

I'm so sorry This is stupid I don't understand why you got a fucking pound of makeup. Your palate costs more than your fucking outfit. That's what I don't understand. I'm amazing. How are you? I'm great.

You're my favorite YouTuber and I want to smash your like button for the rest of my life. Alright, good enough for me. You're good. Welcome. Hopper, that's a keeper. All those other women you hit yes on, they're shit. If they support your channel, that's a Gigi, that's all you need, baby. And I have a picture of you.

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas. Please, I love Santa. Fuck Santa. That fat bitch broke my chimney. Santa tells me I need to watch my mouth. He needs to watch his fucking wait. Hey, Topper. Who's this fucking pixie?

Even Topper's freaked out. Get your fucking ass out of here. Uh, guys, I'm so sorry for saying no. Thank you guys for coming. I can't believe I just rejected 75 girls. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. I'm surprised they came to see you. Even after getting paid, I would have took the money and blocked your ass.

It's time to meet the girls with a little twist. Hi. Hey, guys, Nathan here. Also known as unspeakable, and we heard Topper was bringing 100 girls to a mansion. And he's looking for a new girlfriend. Well, while he's going on dates, me and the boys are going to be in his ear telling him what to do. Let's try it. Topper, if you hear us scream, yeah.

Yeah! Holy shit. I can see the air in all their heads, especially this one. Why is your arm like that? Why so much fucking sass? Put your arm away. I don't like this girl. Fuck you.

Hi. Hi there. Tell me about yourself. Well, I'm 22. All right, Topper. Grab the water in front of you and dump it on your head. Hmm, interesting. Okay.

And then, in terms of what? I've never seen a wet talk before. Are you guys laughing yet? Isn't this like the funniest video you've ever watched? I'm laughing so hard I got the fucking jizzled abs of the Greek gods. Why didn't I subscribe to Topper Guild sooner? Hi, hi, hi! Give me this.

Dark like a dog. Communication. Oh, you! Communication, what was that? The bad thing is that this girl doesn't even seem that bad. But because you got these fucking morons in his AirPod, they're just gonna sabotage everything he's doing. But then again,

There's also the other side where Topper had to pay this motherfucker to be here in the first place. So I highly doubt anything here is going to be authentic. I'm sorry. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, just so continue. Where was I? That's really scary. I'm sorry. Well, you're smiling.

So that means you got to be having a good time, right? Yeah, I'm having a great time. Awesome. So me and Topper had a great first date. I think the barking was so hot. Was I gonna tell him that? No. I like this girl.

If she doesn't win, Toppers a bitch, that's all I'm saying. I really liked your pickup line out there, by the way. Oh, you liked it? Yeah, it was great. You make me what a fucking puke. You like my pickup line? Yeah. Shut the fuck on.

Lons are not my type, by the way. What if he proposes to this one? What do you like to go? Where's your favorite place? Ooh, Bahamas. The Bahamas? I want you to get down on one knee and propose. That was the last thing I needed to hear.

Why? Will you marry me? Topper. Is that a yes? If you tell the girls to go home. Oh, look at what the fuck. Alright, I'm sorry, I'm talking too much shit. Tell me about yourself.

Alright, listen, Topper. I want you to roast her outfit. I'm on vacation. Probably, probably, Probably Switzerland. Did you pick out that shirt? Mm-hmm. And you picked out those pants as well?

Yeah, I did. Is there something wrong with them? What's with the fucking sass? Oh, is there something wrong with them? Shut the fuck up. Listen, ladies, if you're trying to attract a man, Not some fucking soy boy, by the way. I'm talking a fucking man.

Throw that sass shit out the window. I ain't trying to fucking see it. This woman is exactly who you don't want to be. Just can't really stand like the pink and white. Do you want to do this date one more time? Do you want to just go change real quick? Are you serious? You're wearing a booger shirt and you're going to say that to me? Wait, wait, what are you doing? Wait, oh, wait. I mean, he did say he liked the wet look, but I don't think my guy's even wet anymore. He's a fucking faucet at this point. But I will say the faucet does drip. And Topper has the fucking drip. What's up? How have you been? Not much. I'm doing well. Our Topper freeze. Don't move until we tell you to.

So what I... Are you okay? I want you to take this moment while you're frozen, think about everything you've done in your life. I want to think, think deeply, very deeply. I want you to think very long and hard about everything you regret, all the decisions you've made in the past 18 years of your life. I love how he doesn't show the food wasting. Hopper, you know you fucked up in that situation. You can make as many peanut butter fucking jellies as you want.

We know what's a load of bullshit and you're copying somebody else's idea. Fuck you. Maybe that was a little too much. What's going on? I'm good. I just thought about, one time I was in, like, third grade. Fucking pussy. Oh, the third time I was in third grade.

Me, me, me, me, me, me. How about the three years worth of fucking food you wasted? Ah? No. Okay. Alrighty, Toppy Top. I want you to whip out that beautiful cell phone of yours, and I want you to flex your TikTok following, okay?

I have like 29.4 million followers on TikTok. Oh, big deal. Top 50 creator in the world. Top 50. Top 50. Holy fuck women are so funny Fuck my entire YouTube channel This woman just needs to take over everything

Take my channel the fucking cat NFT you're looking at right now I'm fucking leaving like this shit this shit just belongs to her Fuck this shit I wanted to know if money didn't matter what would you be doing If money didn't matter exactly what I'm doing right now I love doing this and it's never about the money It's just doing what you love and the money will come Ah

Yeah I'm fucking done Audits I've seen enough bullshit today Please click the video on screen I promise you'll love it But anyways, yeah, subscribe.