Ryth - The Weirdest TikTok Spice King.
Episode Date: July 1, 2024The Weirdest TikTok Spice King.TikTok. TikTok is the place where anyone can become famous for literally anything. Today's TikTok Trend and TikTok cringe comes from the TikTok Spice King Trend, that be...gan from JomboSpice. Today we check out the cringe TikTok trend from JomboSpice and see his TikTok Spice King videos.
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Powder.
No reaction.
All right, people, what's up?
Today we're checking out the most seductive spice king of all time.
No reaction.
I am just beaut different.
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Jombo Spice.
The man with the sugar spice and seducts you real nice.
This guy is the best spice king ever.
Blue turkeys.
Well, fuck my titty in New York City.
I take back everything I said.
Jombo, what the fuck?
After I just got done calling you the best,
you throw some fucking blue tucies.
tachies in a bowl and you call this shit a spice test.
Motherfucka, you have been disqualified immediately.
The blue tachies aren't even that spicy.
Even these old white fuckers named Chester thinks it's not spicy.
Blue tachy powder.
Holy shit, bro.
You're so ambitious.
Blue tachies and blue tachy powder?
Holy fuck guys, we got a badass in the house.
Shut the fuck up.
My favorite part of every video.
You see audience, every time I record a jumbo spice video.
You can call it, I guess, my love.
Laundry Day with a face that looks at me like that I'm not very sure my trousers could resist not because of anything weird
I just happened to record on a laundry day
Cholula Mexican hot sauce now this guy's getting some good fucking ingredients the Cholula Mexican hot sauce is the shit
I slap that bitch on chicken nuggets my steak on fucking everything even though my toilet's gonna fucking feel it later
I don't give a shit it tastes good
Who doesn't know what to focus on I mean I would
know what's more attractive either looking at the chumoy am i fucking sexy ass thanks
the fuck does this guy have to shake his head i know that jombo is sitting back editing these videos
laughing his fucking ass off i refuse to believe all the parts where he's shaking his head in the seductive
eye contact i know that shit's not on accident i mean i can't lie it grabs your attention so easily
fucking stupid ass completely forgot these videos are fucking disgusting how in god's green earth did this guy turn blue
Tonkeys into a black tar.
I never thought that blue talkies,
Chimoy and Cholula sauce would be able
to create this shit. And I like all three
of these things and I'm disgusted.
Who are actually fucking nasty?
How does this guy not have poor
physical health? Motherfuck up puts talkies
and a bunch of unhealthy shit in his body
every day. So how this guy isn't
fat as fucking riddle with acne is
honestly impressive. I'm a little
interested in his skin care routine.
Unlike these dirty fucking dish rags
that look like a cotton swap.
I mean, I can give you props for the ghost pepper.
I've had ghost pepper myself and I'll admit it's a little spicy.
But bro, don't give me that fucking no reaction shit.
Bro, ate fucking talkies with hot sauce and you say no reaction.
That's a puny shit.
This hussus claims to be the final answer to my quest.
What the fuck is this quest you're on?
Killing your fucking plumber?
Of what is the spiciest hot sauce available to man?
Containing 1.5 million Scovo units, this hot.
What's us is as spicy as a Carolina Reaper.
That's crazy, bro.
I may not have Carolina Reaper, but I do have ghost pepper.
Here you go, ladies and gentlemen, bottoms up.
Got shit in my teeth.
I don't feel shit.
Listen, Jombo, even if it is 1.5 million Scoville,
I highly doubt I'm going to find it actually spicy.
If anything, I'm more intrigued to actually try it out myself.
Enough of this jibble jabbering.
Let's dive in head first.
A fucking drop, bro.
That's it.
Motherfuck of just a second.
to go I did a whole puddle at that shit.
Jamba wants a pussy shit.
No cut, no cap.
Dude, you're so fucking badass.
I wish I could be just like you.
No reaction.
I am just built different.
Well, shit, man.
I guess I'm built different too.
No reaction, motherfuckers.
I am the spice...
fucking spice Jesus.
I'm really curious, what is the ratio of people that actually enjoy spicy food?
Because everybody I know pretty much loves spicy food.
Maybe I was just born in a bloodline full of fucking Chad's.
But who knows?
Maybe everybody's a pussy.
Been about three minutes since I had the ghost pepper.
Still no reaction.
Come on, guys.
Fucking praise me and shit.
Dude, if I can take one million Scoville perfectly fine,
I'm pretty sure 1.5 mil is not going to be that much of a difference.
Believe me, it's not something to be fucking praised for.
Oh my gosh, this might be where I actually react.
Halipinos, tachies, and hot sauce.
Yeah, fucking right.
Even I have faith in you, Jambo, to pull this shit off.
Yellow pinio, yellow pinio, red tachis.
I've made this point before, but I will continue to reiterate it.
The second that you implement tachis inside of a spice test,
or if you put tachies inside of a pepper,
you are doing two different things.
First thing is that I'm not going to take you seriously
throughout the rest of the spice test.
And secondly, if you gut out a fucking pepper to put tachies in it,
you're just removing a good portion of the spice in the peasant.
Essentially, talkies have no place and a spice test, fucking get rid of them.
Bro, I think you spilled a little.
I really hope this guy has a table mat to catch all the shit that he's dropping on the floor.
Because I can imagine what the cleanup is like in these videos.
It's probably not pretty.
Now for the mariguan.
What the fuck is he making?
Is that a piece of broccoli?
Clearly, I don't know shit. Motherfuck is making a potion or something.
Who's gonna fuck something up one day and he's gonna die?
I hope I didn't jinx this guy.
this guy. Jombo, I promise I love you, okay?
Ready, guys. Now we
wait for you to kick in.
Oh yeah, this is
a good one.
I am so confused.
Did bro eat something spicy
or drink the fucking gay potion?
Whatever it is, I want that shit to be far
away from me.
We at IHop and they have an apparently super, super
spicy omelet. Who the fuck is this?
You're not black.
The nicest thing, 2018 was the last
time I ever tried I.
Oh yeah, much better.
Because of the outrageous things he did to my intestine,
I spent approximately 48 minutes in the water closet.
And I vowed to myself that I will never put any substance
that comes out of this restaurant in my mouth again.
Well, you must have had a shitty IHop.
I don't know about you, but when I go to IHop, it's fucking beautiful.
Not as good as Waffle House, though.
That place holds a special place in my heart.
But since you guys decide to make a spicy delicacy,
I will give you guys one more try.
This better be good.
Wait a damn minute.
Isn't that a fly around my omelet?
Yeah, you got a shit, I hop.
I swear, when I walk into an iHop,
those motherfuckers just despawn.
Flies do not exist.
There was literally a fruit fly
dancing around my omelets.
The flavor was all right,
but I didn't really get the spice
that I needed in an omelet.
You know what I mean?
And that's why I don't get the fucking omelet.
Those are actually shit.
Anyways, audience,
I think I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen.
I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
