Ryth - The Worst "Kids" Roblox YouTuber.

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

The Worst "Kids" Roblox YouTuber.Roblox. There are so many Roblox Cringe content across TikTok, YouTube, not to mention the even cringiest, Roblox YouTubers. Today I found probably the cringiest Roblox YouTuber I have ever seen. VuxVux.

Arlene, what's your problem? Why do you look so grumpy? Hey, bro, and I thought I struggled with the ladies. I already know that girl is drier than the Sahara desert down there. My problem, my problem is you, Jamie. What do you mean? Do you want a bite of my muffin? No, I don't want your muffin. What, what are you talking about? You really need some Riz again.

Okay, I know the purple-haired entitled F-E-Girl Buh just not asking for Riz. This goth mommy probably smells like a fucking expired red snapper rolling around in pig shit. Fuck you mean you get any Riz. If you get any at all, you better a pre-gris. All right, people, what's up? Today I found yet again another goofy Roblox YouTuber. My E-Girl Crush broke my heart by VuxVux.

By the way, before we begin, VuxVox, can you take Bob out of your fucking YouTube banner? I don't appreciate me being in your fucking audience. I never was there to begin with. Riz? I'm over it. Wait, what? I'm saying you eating a muffin. Bro, what is she talking about?

Look, she left me said I had no Riz, bro. Ful yeah, no shit. She doesn't want to date you. Dude, you literally have two gender-fluid dragons on your shoulder what the fuck is that your character looks like a sixth grader cut from the varsity basketball team if we turned on r tx acceleration your character would look like this today's video is sponsored by raid shadow legend shut the fuck up i can't believe darleen doesn't think i have riz i believe her that you don't shut up did this dumbass really just talk to himself

just now i'm sorry if you're gonna talk to perry the pixie puss on your shoulder and i think you should heavily reconsider the type of advice you get in your life we're going to party planner right now I'm planning the biggest party I'm meeting all the girls. You are so going to hell for this. Wait a minute. I thought this guy was family friendly. I mean, shit, only 30 seconds in the video and he's becoming a frat boy. This shit's about a smell like the fish market.

I hope somebody's here, bro. We really need some help. Wait, the party planner girl's right here. Damn, bro. She's bitch. Yeah, no, that girl definitely screams daddy issues. You know, audience, I thank God the YouTube videos aren't in 4D. Because if it was, woo-hoo, this bitch would smell like fucking green.

meat eggs and ham. Mr. Chomps, watch your mouth. Oh, hi. Let's sit down, you beautiful man. Beautiful man. I wonder last time I've been called that. What the fucks fucks. Run away. She's not a biblical babe. So how can I help you? I want to throw the biggest party in Brookhaven. Get all the girls over my party. Oh, that's so perfect. Yeah, so me just write that down. Want all the girls. I've never heard of a business inquiry this fucking stupid. Yes, sir. One order of thick Asian baddies coming to your house immediately. Like damn. fuck a calm down you have a certain kind of girl in mine asian just you know what just base this whole thing in

Tokyo yeah yeah with the big you know where where it matters oh my god let me measure you first wait what's going on bro she's measuring me like my blood pressure yeah he's definitely got diabetes stop bro he's measuring my arms bro wait she's feeling up my arms bro because i'm so muscular shut the fuck up the only reason you have big arms is because of all the fucking carpal tunnel and arthritis you look like the type of mufkka to only drink monster and Energy and your only exercise is beating your fucking wife. What's up? Oh, what's going on?

Is this what's like the dating? Look, homies, homies. I know what you're thinking. I'm not cheating because she wants me to go get Riz so I can learn to be a good husband again. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I thought you guys broke up like three minutes ago. So you're telling me you're still dating that got the mommy bitch that was running in the rain on the sidewalk? Dude, you're a sift.

Those are some nice arms. I think we can find you something. See? Garlene already messed up. She didn't think I have any Riz. And look, this girl already knows I'm into big girl. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, Vox, you probably like them fucking Shamu.

Vox, the type of dude to fight in the front lines of a war and lose all of his limbs. If it only meant he would come home to a 300 pound ugly fat. This is not like hot, hot girls, you know? Like these ones right here? Is that a cow? No, that's an Owo girl, man. Yes, yes. That's exactly what we want.

Two of those supersized. Super-sized. Super-sized. Mothucka, that thing's going to be built like a super-sized orie. But hey man, the cool thing about super-sized Oreos is that it's- Okay, I can make it happen because I'm the party planner Oh me? Wait, bro, she's taking me to Rockstar.

Oh, she's gonna help me like dress better. You gotta get you a new outfit, honey. Bro, I always liked my outfit. Bro, your knees got shoes. Huh. Okay, so we're gonna let the party planner dress us. Y'all homies, like the video if you think she's an odor. Yeah, she's most definitely an online dater,

but am I going to like the video? Uh-uh. She does not look like an odor. I mean, she doesn't have like band-aids on her thighs, uh, some sussy fishnet. This randomly just came to mind, but how old is this fucking dude? Okay, it doesn't say how old he is, but, uh, he's definitely fucking 28 or some shit. Like, you're gonna tell me this guy is not 28 years old and he doesn't have a beer body? Get the fuck out of here.

Post 28 finding a fishnet, Roblox character, attractive. That's fucking crazy. Hey, yo! Alright, put on this. Wow, these pants look way better than mine were. Now put on his shirt! Whoa, is this what's like to actually dress nice? Yoss.

Oh my God. Wait, what? What's going on? You really look good. Thanks. Darling better watch out. This girl might just steal me. I don't know, Vox.

That would be quite the 180 from the previous girl you had. The choice is yours at the end of the day. You want to go with the goth mommy bitch or do you want to go with sassy fucking Cardi B dancing? Either way, they both lead to the same destination and that's hell. I'm feeling kind of spicy now. Whoa. Just change your outfit. What is she wearing?

Okay, no, actually, who the fuck made these clothing items in Roblox? Last I remember, ladies and gentlemen, wasn't Roblox like a kid's video game? Last I remember myself playing Roblox, literally I can't even type the word fart in chat. But now, roughly around seven years later, we have this kind of shit in Roblox, like what the fuck? I don't know, you guys are way younger than me, so I could go ahead and ask you this question. When the f*** did Roblox ever add this type of weird shit? Because I'm only used to the 2013 Phantom Forces gameplay and shit. Not this type of stuff.

Hold this weird, ooh-woo and e-girls shit. This is entirely different and this is entirely new to me. Somebody get me a King James Bible. Oh my God. Maybe we should go hang out? Okay. Ha, darling thought I had no risk, dude. This party planner's all over me.

I would like to get to know you better. For the other girls, of course. Okay, bro. Sounds good to me. Follow me handsome? Yeah, we gotta be careful. I'm starting to think this party planner is in odor. Okay, Vox, you think this person is an online dater?

Are you fucking stupid? The second that you saw the fishnet and she calls you hand zoom, my fucker, you should have been packing your bags literally five minutes ago. Oh, we'll get her help. We're going to follow her. She's taking us somewhere secret. And homies, don't worry. This is definitely not cheating.

You heard Darlene. She was upset at me because I had no Riz, so now I have to collect Riz. So we're on a Riz mission. That was the most no-p-sy-getting shit I've ever heard in my life. We're on a Riz mission. Such old. We're heading to club, Brooks. To get size.

No, no, we're not doing that. Let's go, let's go. All right, where is that girl? Welcome to my favorite place. Hey, yo. Okay, so I need to know a few more things about you. Okay, what do you want to know? How much money do you make?

Lots. I'm filthy rich. One of the biggest YouTubers in the world. Dude, shut the fuck up. You have slightly more than a diamond play button, bro. You're not that fucking big. Literally next year, I'm going to fucking pass your ass. It's not going to be hard.

It's important for the ladies to know. how much you make okay see see dude it's not suss for the ladies how often do you shower all day i'm the opposite of stinky i smell great sniff me now bro vux that that is fucking insane i find it quite difficult to realize that this person's full-time job is making fucking videos like this like imagine your full-time job that pays the bills drives the car you pay fckin insurance on hope that shit boils down to you simping for some girl on fucking roblocks dot com i don't know audience Maybe I'm just doing all this shit wrong. Maybe I should just quit YouTube right now and just flirt with girls on Roblox.

Hello? Who's calling me? Jamie. I gotta go. Okay. Oh my God, you have a girl. I knew it. Eva, it's not like that.

I promise. Oh, yeah? Well, come take a dive, Daddy. You know, on second thought, I'm just gonna fucking kill myself. Anyways, yeah, I'm fucking done. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.