Ryth - The Worst Roblox YouTuber.

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

The Worst Roblox YouTuber.Roblox. Roblox cringe has taken over the internet. Roblox also has some of the cringiest YouTubers, TikToks, Tiktokers, and more. Today's Roblox cringe is about the Worst Rob...lox YouTuber, LankyBox.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up guys, welcome to the episode out! Lankybox! Alright, people, what's up? Today we're checking out literally the worst Roblox YouTuber. Now, most of you might think, Well, Rath, what about Lisa Gaming Roblox? No. When you think about the Roblox legacy that somebody creates,
Starting point is 00:00:14 Lanky Box blows this fucking woman out of the water. 20 million lives has been ruined by Lanky Box. Holy shit. Buying all items. Oh wait, it's fucking Capslock again. Buying all items in Roblox presentation experience, we broke the game! The things I do for you. you motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:00:30 This video, we are buying every single thing you can do in Roblox presentation experience. This is one of the funniest videos ever, because we are paying tons of Robox to try everything you can do in school to distract your teacher. Holy fuck, you just killed the teacher. Blanky Box, I do not think that this is a very good lesson to teach to kids. I'm not trying to have a fucking preschool or walk into class and drop a... And full prints on your classmates. I make sure to watch the whole video because we spend millions of Roblox.
Starting point is 00:01:00 to almost destroy Roblox and glitch the game. Whoa! Roblox is crashing! This is crazy. Are you ready? Let's go. Do you ever add epilepsy warnings in your videos? I get the idea that you want to have a little kid's attention span glued to your video.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Because modern technology is fucking up little kids' minds. But dude, you don't need to throw a fucking flashbang on people. What is up guys? Welcome to episode up, Mikey bar. Shut! Fuck up! You guys can't even do a coesive intro without spurging out like a fucking idiot. You got this guy trying to do a normal intro, and you got this extra fucking chromosome
Starting point is 00:01:40 promoting their merch. If you guys are gonna do an intro, at least do one thing at a time. You can't pull a fucking trample scott over each other's words, bro. Yeah. Today we are in school in the Roblox presentation experience. Here's me, there's eight of, and there's Fox. Honestly, you should stay in fucking school. Audience, I refuse to believe that these guys grow.
Starting point is 00:01:59 guy's graduated elementary school. These motherfuckers can't even spell Darmann correctly. And by the way, in other reference to their videos, how the fuck do you have 6,000 videos? Audience, I'm sorry to say, but I think there's drugs involved. I know, I know somebody had to say it. There's no way these gentlemen drop six videos a day. Lanky Box, either you guys can teach me how to work hard or you can give me the good shit. The first person to answer right to the following question will hold a presentation. What color is the color of leaves. I'll go orange. Orange, orange, orange.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yes, sir. We got a certified dumbass. Motherfucker looks at Trump's hair and thinks, yep, that's a leaf. Green, orange, green. I got it. Oh, you got it, man. Now, I get to give a presentation. Now, while I'm giving a presentation, oh, so, um, I could do stuff while I'm up here. Exactly, guys. This is a really fun game where you get to do a bunch of crazy stuff in school. We're going to show you every single thing you can possibly do in this game.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Hey, yo, hey, yo, what, you got to spend my, I can woo in here. You got spin points? What the fuck is going on? Within the following 15 seconds, we go from answering a pretty damn stupid question. To now what, busting the fucking gritty in the classroom? I really wish I was able to follow along in a lanky box video. But you see, the only issue is that I'm not fucking two. Yeah, I'm here, babe.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I can do push-ups, bro. Oh! I can do push-ups, brin. In the middle of class. So now I'm out of points, so I get a buy point. Oh, got it. I'm just a bro. Bruh.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Bruh. Bruh. You're so fucking funny. Have you ever thought that your life was maybe worth more than this? Well, it fucking isn't. You lost that chance of fucking long time ago. Yeah, this is late. But now I'm out of points.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I get it. So you gotta buy points, dude. Oh, got it. You got buy points. Adam, you give the next predation. Oh, 30,000 points. This is so awesome, guys. I'm gonna do this. You give the next presentation, I'm gonna mess around while Adam gives a presentation.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Okay, got it, got it, got it. I'm dumb, I fell asleep during my presentation. The average female's lips are not even as fake as your laugh. I just know when these two are done recording, they fucking do a handshake and they laugh their asses off. Now, that is actually when they're being an authentic human being. Do you think these guys actually find Roblox to be funny? I'll answer that question personally. Fuck no.
Starting point is 00:04:24 The only authentic laugh these fuckers have is when they go to the bank. million dollars a year now that's something to laugh about I fell asleep yeah I fell asleep guys it pretty funny whoever created this Roblox minigame needs to go the fuck outside I don't understand how some people spend genuine hours of their day wasting hours and I'm talking literal hours of their lifespan making some bullshit on screen just for fuckers like this guy to play it I'm sure the parents of whoever made this video come to be are fucking proud
Starting point is 00:04:58 Okay, what's this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Pretty lit party huh? Yeah, I wish we had this many friends. Pretty lit party, huh? This is cool. That's a cool dance. I'm gonna start doing that.
Starting point is 00:05:15 There's ghosty. Oh, cool! That is pretty lit, dude. Not only is the content probably the shittiest but low quality content I've ever seen. But their video's execution is so fucking brink. Wow, that's lit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I swear when these two make videos, they put their brains on autopilot. Maybe that's why they can record so much. Whenever they share the same brain cell and chromosome, no wonder they feel numb to this shit. Oh, and he's spotting money. Oh, nice. He's spotting money. I'm gonna pick him up. Oh, those are points.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Oh! I gotta get up, I gotta get up. I gotta get up. So the floppa actually gives you points that you could spend? That's pretty cool, bro. You can pick them up like that. That's so awesome, guys. This game is really awesome. That's smart. Then you can get the floppa infinitely.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yeah. Is it just me or is these two finally calm down? I mean, then again, I did skip to the end of their 20-minute video. And probably screaming like a banshee for 20 minutes is going to make you a little tired. And honestly, it should stay that way. Wow. Pretty lit, huh? Yeah, should we go in like a public server and have everyone do every action?
Starting point is 00:06:21 I think we should do. Let's do it. Okay, now we're in a server with a bunch of people. I'm going to mess with them. I'm going to make everyone do every action. Wait, guys, this is crazy. How many Roblox does this cost again? This is nuts, guys. This is actually nuts. It might break Roblox. Holy shit, guys. Are you ready? Are you ready for Roblox to be fucking broken? Now, obviously, I can say, oh no, this is a fucking bad idea. But honestly, if Roblox did not exist, it would most likely be a positive for the human race. If Roblox were
Starting point is 00:06:51 deleted, all of us would see quite the bright future. But it's like that's gonna fucking happen guys I'm gonna say bruh in the chat all right guys here we go bruh here we go bro bruh broh this is crashing this is crazy bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra bra whoa Roblox is destroying itself
Starting point is 00:07:22 this is insane guys this has never been done before Guys, don't ever do this in school. I completely take back what I said that they were getting too fucking tired. They were just hiding all their fucking energy to do the ultra kung fu fucking cringe moment. I can't believe I just said that. I don't think there would be quite another YouTuber like Lenky Box in the future. To be fair, emulating bullshit like this does take a lot of talent.
Starting point is 00:07:47 You have to be a certain level of fucking stupid to actually pull this off. Guy, don't ever do this in school. I agree. My eyes are about a fucking. Pugh. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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