Ryth - The Zestiest Gaming YouTuber.

Episode Date: August 4, 2024

The Zestiest Gaming YouTuber.The Gaming genre on TikTok and YouTube and YouTube Shorts alike has been getting very cringe over the years with the amount of sus gaming TikTokers and YouTubers doing very questionable things for views. Today we check out The Zestiest Gaming TikToker, YouTube Shorts creator i've ever seen. Corey Tonge.

Hi, my name is Timmy and I'm a Fortnite NPC. Dude, you wear a fucking V-neck. Bro, you can't be like, hi, my name is Timmy. You are an NPC, you wear a V-neck. Hi, my name is Jimmy and I'm a pink. Everything was taken away from me. This guy actually makes me want to write my own name in the fucking death note. Like, seriously, is this what Minecraft Entertainment has came to?

No more Dan TDM, no more Stapie Longnose, you got this fucking guy! God, the standards for this shit is so, All right people what's up today we're checking out the zest gaming YouTuber again the last video on this guy did pretty good Like holy shit that's a lot of views but don't worry ladies and gentlemen I may not be pregnant but I will always be here to Friken deliver By the way before we begin you know tearing this guy a brand new butthole this guy's in his 30s I just really wanted to sync that in for you guys the following videos you're about to see is recorded edited and uploaded by a 30 plus year old man So if that little piece of information doesn't scare the ever-living shit out of you,

then I must not be doing my job correctly. Oh, babe! You know what I don't understand about this 30-plus-year-old man? Is that he somehow lives with a somewhat attractive female at home. Like, does this guy actually tell his girlfriend to dress up as Chun Lee for a fucking YouTube short? Not even that, like, why the fuck does she even own that outfit? Oh, she's the TikTok thirst trap. Yep, go figure.

Are you finally ready to play Fortnite? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it, it's over. But why? I'm Chun Lee. Like and subscribe, and I'll break up with Chun Lee. Where the fuck did I ever have to be involved in this video? So this 30-plus-year-old man named Corey Frikin Tongue gets absolutely sh-ed on by his girlfriend in every single opening opportunity, and somehow wants to bring you and me into the situation by leaving a like and subscribing on the video?

Like, motherfucker fuck a ha! Bruh, Fortnite is busing! Facts on God, it's got so much risk? Yeah, audience. in two seconds in the video and I already want to jump off a bridge. Like, this is no joke, ladies and gentlemen. With the amount of cringe I've reviewed on my YouTube channel, uh, jumping off a bridge is very soon about to happen.

I mean, I really enjoy the money I make on YouTube, but at what fucking cost? I know a way it can make it slap even more, bro. Vibe check, for real? Somebody suffers drip? Okay, I have a genuine question for everybody watching. Riddle me this. How the fuck did this guy get a diamond play button before I did?

11 million people actually clicked a red button to see this type of content. I don't know, maybe I'm doing something wrong here. Maybe I should just delete my whole entire YouTube channel at this point. And maybe I should also get a girlfriend that farts on me every 10 minutes of the day. Because apparently that is what YouTube likes to reward on their platform. Will I ever understand why YouTube CEO is promoting this type of content? Uh, probably not. But I mean, if this Corey guy is making the money that I'm seeing right now on his YouTube graphs,

then you know what? I might actually do it. I might actually just fart for, 10 million views every day. That hits different. Hi key, I can finally see. No cap. Bet we's boosy.

Hey there, Jim. Shoot. Yeah, so how do you feel that this guy has a girlfriend and you don't? In case you guys are feeling depressed because I just said that, don't worry. This simple fact only shows everybody watching that there is somebody for everybody. I'm sure you ladies want to find a nice man that you can drive him wild in bed. And I'm sure you boys really want to find a real hunk of a woman that can make you a damn good bologna sandwich all I gotta say about the current situation all of us are in right now was that our time hasn't come yet if this guy can get a girl so can we

Trick or tree oh what the hell twick or tweeter Hey kid did you forget to take out your fucking invisible line in the morning Quick a tweet shut the fuck up nerd ass Dude what are you doing? What I'm a skeleton from fortnight You're a grown man bro you tell this guy he's a grown man but aren't you wearing a fucking Roblox varsity jacket not only are you wearing something that should be stuck in high school but you're wearing a Roblox version of it bro you should be the last person to be telling anybody there are grown man plus I remember mufka you just got cheated on by your Chun

Lee girlfriend I just get candy he's so crin shut up you fucking Airpod you I said candy please the moose you also what do you mean my name is not give us kids you know I really didn't think that I would be getting triple tag teamed by a bunch of fucking nerds in this video because think about this guys right they're definitely not like next door neighbors some of these motherfuckers actually have to fly in a plane to go to whatever fucking country he lives in i just did some research he lives in canada and no i did not docks him you fucking idiot these people fly across the country to record this like at this point i'm just baffled like you actually spent that money to go record this i don't know that's just fucking insane like a subscriber basically no fck them wait

wait wait pause not like that man i really shouldn't be playing Minecraft instead of doing my homework. That was literally the most light skin shit I've ever seen in my life. The way he just elegantly shot his eyes over to the side like that. I don't know, that is some true light skin shit. Like only Drake can pull that off. Yeah, I don't want to waste my time.

Yeah, this project is really important. Uh, who the fuck are you looking at? Okay, no, but seriously, if you guys really need to study for a test tomorrow, that bad? And also if your urge to play video games is also that fucking strong as well? You can always do what I did. You know,

Just fucking cheat definitely should have lost right now This is why we're single boys like and subscribe for the boy Bro why the fuck do you guys have to involve me in this shit dude leave a like for the boys Uh no I don't give a shit about your videos. I really don't care. I don't give a fuck Yeah your mom loser What did you just say to me? I said your mom Yep somebody's better get his fucking ass beat this mufts better look like the baboon from Twilight Princess Hello your mom

Sorry, but is that shit on your shit? I really don't appreciate you stepping on my face when there's poo on your shoe. Please take that shit off, you know, quite literally. Like and subscribe for justice. I'm sorry, but you literally just smeared poo on my face two seconds ago. Leave a like for justice. Yeah, sure. Okay, Mr. Poo boy. Somewhere in the door again?

What do you want? Okay, mister, I have a hair in my ass. Is that how you wanna fucking treat me? Is that how you answer the door to your mother? You kiss your mother with that fucking carpet burn. mustache you and your fucking shitty ass merch What the fuck dude how the fuck has the h away in your neighborhood not caught on to this shit if I was a part of the homeowner association and I saw you outside your house throw an ass bro you would be getting evicted immediately I don't give a fuck if you pay your bills quit moving your spine like that it's fucking weird Ugh, just for a game.

I just want a game, man. Shut the fuck up. I don't have time for this. Your turn. What? No. Like if you're still want me to punch it. Yeah, no, you can kiss my white pimple-filled ass.

Hello there. My name is Freddy and I'm a cuddly bear. You look like the retarded slink from Toy Story. Honestly, have a pretty chilled out life. I take a few selfies with humans. I stare at a bunch of things. things. I get some cardio in the morning, but even though I'm so nice and cuddly, I tend to have a hard time making friends. I mean, no shit. Have you not taken a fucking look at yourself? You quite literally live in a fucking run-down Chucky Cheese and you expect yourself to find friends. Mufu-a, you need to stop

looking like a chewed-up dog toy. Go to Abercrombie and Fitch, get some fucking drip. And then maybe once you start looking good and going to the bar, maybe you'll get some fucking bitches talking to you. And on the fifth night of every single week, I start to feel a little bit strange. I feel that Friday night can get a little crazy. with the drugs. And you look like a victim to a lot of them. Like and subscribe if you want to be my friend. Fuck you. Yeah, I think I'm done looking at this shit today.

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