Ryth - These Roblox Animations Should Be Illegal.

Episode Date: June 7, 2025

These Roblox Animations Should Be Illegal. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, the plain cheese pizza with extra pepperoni's? Yep. Trying to see my pepperonies. All right, people, what's up? These creepy Roblox animators just keep getting worse. Now, audience, because you guys really enjoyed my previous video about creepy Roblox animators, I decided to do some digging, and boy, oh boy, did I find some juicy shit for you. Are you serious right now, bro?
Starting point is 00:00:32 Yeah, this shit is going to be a lot worse than last time. Let's begin. This edible ain't shit. Ah, YouTube, you always find out how to not age-restrict the worst fucking content on your website. By the way, audience, just to preface this video before we actually begin reacting and making fun of a bunch of stupid shit, none of the videos that we are checking out today has been age-restricted by YouTube. So as we are reacting to all of these videos, I just want you to keep in mind that these videos are perfectly allowed on YouTube. At least allegedly, even though some of these videos have gotten well over 100,000 views,
Starting point is 00:01:14 which I always find ironic and I always have to say it every single video, that it's just pretty fucking funny that people can make videos like this on roadblocks and not get age-restricted by YouTube. However, whenever there's somebody like me that makes commentary videos talking about the subject in a very negative light, I'm the one that gets the flack from YouTube about it, and I'm not even the one that's making this shit, Listen, YouTube, I'm just the messenger boy. I'm not the one that's putting this type of provocative shit on YouTube while also promoting edibles to children. My message to the youth is to not do edibles and to not dress provocatively.
Starting point is 00:01:51 So now if YouTube age restricts my video, then that's really telling about them. Oh, what the fuck! Oh, Jesus, I was getting fucking Vietnam flashbacks just now. By the way, audience, that is my least favorite noise I hear whenever I'm driving. If you don't know what I'm talking about, trust me, whenever you turn 16 or 18 and you get your driver's license, you know what I'm talking about. I'm a audience. I know what I just said a second ago, and I fully apologize.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I completely regret everything I said, ladies and gentlemen. Hashtag Blue Lives Matter. My only question is, where are the cops whenever they pull me over looking like that? I'm just kidding YouTube, that's a joke. Don't you snite my fucking channel? Honestly, if my life ends up. did like that, I think I would have died a happy man. I would have absolutely no complaints. I would enter the afterlife telling everybody about my ending experience. Truly an unforgettable
Starting point is 00:03:03 one, ladies and gentlemen. Bro, what the fuck am I talking about? I can't believe I signed up for this. Audience, I feel like that was the craziest fucking animation I've ever seen in my life. But ironically, this one person put more effort into this animation than Pokemon has ever inside of a fucking video game. Pretty crazy that some random gooner on Roblox that just picked up Blender two months ago is able to put more effort than the whole entire Pokemon company. I mean, seriously, look at this shit. Okay, but in all seriousness, this person can most definitely put their efforts into something
Starting point is 00:03:43 way more productive. Have you tried maybe, oh, I don't know, making a normal animation? You know, without involving big, fat, bouncy Roblocks, Robungalers, in the video. Just a random recommendation, but I think if you tried being a normal human being, you might actually get something done. This milk is great. Where did you get it from?
Starting point is 00:04:03 Moo. Okay, whenever I was saying you should be a normal human being and you would actually get shit done, I wasn't talking about doing this shit. If anything, ladies and gentlemen, this is even worse. If some of you do not pick up on the innuendos in this video, I honestly congratulate you. I give you a fucking crown of god. because your mind hasn't been polluted like us. But for real, though, why are these videos getting weirder and weirder every single time?
Starting point is 00:04:35 You know, I'm starting to think that maybe fucking Coofy is behind these channels. There's only one explanation for how fucking weird this shit is. I see you, motherfucker. Are you the one behind these channels? Fucking weird ass freak. Okay, where the fuck are we? Are we inside of a 1700s Catholic church? I'm starting to feel like Martin Luther with my fucking.
Starting point is 00:05:01 bird nest fade. And why is this video so ominous? Is the priest about to touch me? Yep, I am fucking age-restricted now. Audience, I'm going to try my absolute hardest to censor what the fuck just happened. Listen, if you guys so badly want to know what happened, go on Spotify. I ain't going to censor shit over there. But, uh, this behavior should not be under the house of God. Bro, why is this fucker so weird, but he's so cute? Listen, little fella, I understand that you want a titty pick. I understand too. I ask for a lot of things too in my life. But guess what little Timmy? Asking and wishing for things doesn't get me places. The titty pick is not going to happen. No, phototeta? No, because no phototeta? That's probably how Coofy feels whenever he messages
Starting point is 00:06:09 12-year-olds. Holy shit. I'm never going to stop making fun of this fucking guy. Yeah, the plain cheese pizza with etcher pipponies? Yep. Trying to see my pipponies? Huh? Huh? What? What?
Starting point is 00:06:22 Audience, what the fuck do you even say about this video? The innuendo in this video was absolutely fucking absurd. Like, seriously, do I really have to spell it out for anybody? Listen, I understand we've grown up in a culture where Riz is just about everything. But I don't think that pickup line is exactly gonna work for everybody. If I were to go up to a group of girls and I asked them if they want to see my fucking secret pepperoni. First off, I would get the ick. Secondly, I would probably get my fingerprint done. And thirdly, I would probably be on the registry. Moral of the story,
Starting point is 00:06:55 ladies and gentlemen, is pick your pickup lines very carefully. Okay, I know this is probably very off topic, but that breakfast looks fucking amazing. Not even the shitty Roblox graphics is gonna stop me from complimenting some good fucking food. Oh man, I am such a fat ass. Bro, do we really need the fucking physics? in every single opportunity. There was absolutely no reason why that needed to happen. Somebody please make sense of this shit.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Fuck! Okay, I sincerely think that this is my time to log off. Audience, please subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of creepy Roblox animations. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later. God, I fucking hate Roblox.

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