Ryth - These Roblox TikToks Are So Illegal.

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

These Roblox TikToks Are So Illegal.

Right people, what's up? These Roblox TikToks are actually getting illegal. Now, audience, if you guys are not familiar with Roblox TikTok, let me fill you in. This community, specifically on TikTok, is so bad that my entire backbone of my channel is of this topic. Listen, I don't know about you, but if anybody has to make over 30 fucking videos about one topic, it is probably the most degenerate shit I've ever seen in my life. Anyways, it's been a while since I've checked out this community of 3. Very degenerate people. So, uh, today we're checking out whether or not they have matured in their lives and they have stopped e-dating.

Spoiler alert, they fucking haven't. So, uh, with that being said, let's begin. Okay, we have got a lot to read here. Me, because I'm so mad at all these cute e-daters, I just want all of them cute, not so pretty, overprotective, and jealous girls, and stay up late with cringe-matching profile pictures. Playing Roblox 24-7, loyal, block her, and then. and i blocked him doesn't talk to a lot of boys vc's matching display names cute post display names and it's not a lot to ask for yeah this subgenre of roblocks hasn't changed one bit listen bro i get it it's really good to have high standards

but if you're trying to achieve this on roblocks you're going to get this uh fucking never not even the online e girls are going to be able to match your fucking standards my boy and if you even go out into the real world and asking a real live breathing female if they could do all this for you. You are going to get fucking laughed at. So do yourself a favor, lower your standards a little bit. Maybe consider being a normal human being for once. Because that shit is never happening in a million years. If you want all these standards, motherfucker, you got character AI,

and that's all you'll be able to ask for. Oh, we got another one of these people. A fact that everybody needs to accept, real love can be online too. Go to Home Depot and buy one of these, motherfucker. If anybody in the audience is currently e-dating or considering e-dating, please stop it now. And you're going to sit here and tell me that, oh, my pooky bear is not in fact fucking 10 other dudes behind my back. You're lying to yourself. You really are.

So from one man to another, if you're e-dating some girl, dude, just quit it now. I've never encouraged cheating before, but if you're e-dating somebody, you should at least do the common decency and give them some character development. Make them learn their fucking lesson, please. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Exhibit A of what the definition of mental illness is. Are you hello kitty? Because I'm trying to say hello to your kitty. Wow, dude, we got a fucking comedian in the house.

Listen, pal, if you plan to go to the club and then hit up the hose with this pickup line, you have absolutely nobody to blame but yourself whenever you get registered as a fucking sex offender. If anybody in their right mind unironically thinks this is the best pickup line for the hose, that's just natural selection at this point, dude, you deserve to be on the registry. Listen, I get it. This video was supposed to be funny and relatable and all this other shit. To me, you just told me that you're a fucking fat ass. By the way, YouTube, I'm not saying that anybody has a fat ass.

They are a fat ass. Gotta clear that shit up because they've been recently demonetizing my shit recently for adult content. Just wanted to clarify YouTube. I'm not talking about literal fucking ass cheeks. Listen, audience, I love food, just like the fat ass that lives next door to me. But, uh, under no circumstances, am I going to get that fucking happy if my significant other bought me fucking PDQ? All I'm going to say is that if you get this happy over food, chances are you need to go to the fucking June. Listen, pal, this shit is not quirky and funny. You are actually just mentally deranged.

Listen, audience, if I'm going to be completely honest, I was quite a big simp in high school. If I had a crush on a girl, I made it my fucking personality until I stopped liking them. So, uh, I'm going to give you guys some advice, something that you should really take to heart right now. If you have a crush on a girl, do not make it your fucking personality. Don't try to romanticize the fact that you have a crush on anybody. If you really feel like you need to tell them, just tell them. And get this, don't make a big fucking deal out of it. If she likes you back, she likes you back.

That's all that really matters. But believe me, ladies and gentlemen, it's much easier to get a no and you still look like a normal human being than doing what this person does here and stalking their entire fucking bloodline. Dudes will do absolutely everything than actually asking out the girl. So with that being said, be like this person. Audience, I'm not normally the type of guy to tell somebody what to do with their money.

If you are just rich as fuck and you want to go ahead and do some absolute dumb shit, go right on ahead. I can say for myself, I've done some pretty dumb shit with money. But to be fair, like all things in this universe, there's definitely a limit here. If your full-time job is spoiling 10-year-old E-girls on Roblox with a bunch of Robux, Firstly, I think that you can allocate your money to something better, but secondly, I think that you should also go to fucking jail. I know what your intentions are if you're spending this type of money on 10-year-olds in Roblox. You need to be on a watch list, Mr. Sir.

Listen, girl, I really appreciate your offer. I'm sure that you're a very kind person. But if you're doing this TikTok and not showing me what you look like, but just showing your Roblox character, I think that tells me just about everything I need to know. Just because this video was recorded in Roblox just tells me that you are extremely mentally ill. And to be honest, I want nothing to do with you. Not only are you a Roblox E-Girl,

but you're also jealous and very obsessive. And I am just trying to not have that type of drama in my life. So in other words, girl, uh, you can fuck right off. All right, I'm just going to pretend I don't know what they're referring to. And for anybody in the audience that also knows what they're referring to, I'm so sorry. I can't exactly say what they're referring to because YouTube would snipe me off the platform like Thomas Crook, snipe Donald Trump. But you guys got chat GPT, you guys got Google.com, you guys did probably find some fucking Bing article about it. But YouTube, I do not encourage this behavior, okay?

Okay, I do have to say that at least their relationship is in real life because chances are he is. probably the person that gave her all that money and all those gifts. So I think this is the only Roblox couple that I can't exactly shit on. However, I do think the idea that you're dating the Hello Kitty girl is a little alarming. So with that knowledge, I recommend you just sleep with one eye open every single night. But hey, at least you guys are dating in real life. Okay, now we're just getting into some psycho shit. Well, audience, what do you think?

Subscribe to the channel if I should make another video about Roblox cringe. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.