Ryth - This AI Brainrot Show Must Be Stopped.

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

This AI Brainrot Show Must Be Stopped. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Vimeo. I... Audience, I have checked out so much AI-generated dog shit in my day, and none of it comes even close to this. Is this really the quality threshold that AI has to reach for little kids to enjoy it? This channel is getting 600,000 views. Are you guys serious? Okay, maybe I'm just hating.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Maybe this YouTube channel is absolute peace. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the greatest AI YouTube channel of all time, allegedly. Now, audience, the subject to... of today's video is this little critter named Bimo. I was recently enlightened about this YouTube channel from Glider Guy and Inguine's video where essentially children's TV animation shows are now coming to YouTube. But I would argue that the shit that's coming over to YouTube is not very good quality.
Starting point is 00:00:52 And I think that Bimo is going to most definitely reflect that. Because, you know, AI generated dog shit has never really done that well on YouTube.com. Even though I say that and this YouTube channel is getting 600,000 motherfucking views, I am more so referring to the people that are actually capable of commenting on a YouTube video. Because they don't seem to like it very much either. But maybe the haters are wrong. Maybe AI generated dog shit isn't so dog shit after all. Bimo and the Mystery Under the Rug, Episode 10.
Starting point is 00:01:25 That's right, fellas. I'm choosing their latest and greatest banger on episode 10. Not that it would matter, of course, because whether or not it would matter, of course, because whether it's episode one or episode 10, I think it's gonna be pretty fucking difficult to follow along in AI-generated dog shit. Let's begin. Hi. Hi, Be- What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:01:42 Okay, I take back absolutely everything I said. This channel is absolutely fucking horrid. Hello, I'm Bimo! This motherfucker sounds like Gordon Ramsey squeezed his testicles until they burst. Why does Bimo when he blinks look like those girls that are like, Yoss, bitch? Does Bimo normally like to spin the bottle? on its gender every fucking episode.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I feel it's something magical. Excuse me, what the fuck are you even saying? Hello, I'm Bemo. I feel it's something magical. Like, what the fuck does that even mean? Bro, there is nothing magical. There's no fucking pixie dust about this YouTube channel. You are probably just a fat motherfucker
Starting point is 00:02:22 in his mom's basement with ChachyPT Premium. You are not special, you fucking League of Legends geek. Find it together. Tell you the tunnel is home today and not going. That's strange. I wonder what my friends will say when I tell them at preschool. You hear that, fellas. I can't wait to tell my friends at fucking preschool.
Starting point is 00:02:42 I think that Bimo knows his age demographic really well. Because there's no problem having incomplete sentences throughout your video if the viewers that are watching can't even form a fucking sentence. Bimo's fan base, if you can even say that he has one, His fans, quote unquote, can't even tie their shoelaces yet. His fan base doesn't even know how to say mom or dad yet. So yeah, he's making AI-generated dog shit,
Starting point is 00:03:09 and the characters barely know how to form a cohesive sentence. But, audience, to the untrained eye, and by that, I mean fetuses that still have the umbilical cord attached to their mother, they probably can't even tell the difference. They probably think that Bima was one articulate young man. Have a special mission with my friends. That's great having shared interest and fun games together. Holy shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:37 If this video is not screaming AI generated dog shit, it has to be right here. Guys, I have a very fun mission with my friends today. Wow, Bimo, good to have interest and fun games together. Bro, like, shut the fuck up. What a sunny day to day! Looks like our little detective is on a mission again. Yep. I'm sure how I'm fine something cool.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I'm sorry, I know we've been talking about the dialogue throughout this video so far, but what the fuck is this animation? Actually, no, scratch that. It is not actually an animation. I think I would be completely offending my artist if I were to say this is a real animation. I don't think my artist Numa wants to be categorized in this dog shit. If I seen people walking down the street in a park and they're walking like that with a child, I think I would have to call the police because,
Starting point is 00:04:28 Two drunk people got a hold of a kid. That is precisely how this video is being animated right now. Like, bro, what the fuck walks like that? Unless you completely lost the circulation in your legs and you have missing pettillas, why the fuck would you be walking like that? This is so poorly animated. It is actually hurting my eyes. Hey, my friends.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I'm so happy to see. Oh my God. What the fuck even happened to the blue guy in the video? I love how all the friends were jumping around having a good time in the blue character just completely fucking disappeared. How do even the preschoolers not pick up on this kind of shit? All the preschoolers want in need is to see bright-ass colors, and that is the only thing they'll give a shit about. If you show them the rainbow, they're going to be the happiest motherfucker on planet Earth. And that is almost exactly what this AI-generated dog shit is like.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Bro, my brain is hurting so much. It feels like my PC exporting a video in 4K resolution. To anybody out there that has a really dog shit computer that struggles to open up Google Chrome, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Seeing this completely jumbled up animation just makes my head hurt. It's like you can see the video trying to transition into the next part of the video. But for some reason, this blue motherfucker just keeps disappearing and reappearing and making shit repeat itself. People say that AI generated dog shit is the future and that it's supposed to be taking over the world
Starting point is 00:06:04 But then I see shit like this and I have a complete sigh of relief Today the tunnel wasn't going to you remember how it goes You did Whoa whoa hold on a fucking minute Shakespeare let me break down what the fuck you just said today the tunnel wasn't going to you remember how it go Bro this AI generated dialogue is worse than fucking quebel cop videos Wow that steak is flaming oh my God I can't believe that ketchup rocket blast looks crazy holy smoke so hot I'm speechless No no no no way guys seriously why the fuck are we talking about AI generated dog shit taking over the world whenever it could barely produce a sentence
Starting point is 00:06:43 I don't know about you guys but I have absolutely no worries about my job being taken away from me We are safe ladies and gentlemen for now Get under the rug Maybe we have a tunnel here too Uh sorry kiddo but if you have a fucking tunnel under your classroom rug I don't exactly think you're at preschool If anything motherfucker I think you're at EDP's dungeon There should be no tunnels in your preschool bro
Starting point is 00:07:14 That's a great idea There's nothing under this rug Yeah I don't see any We need to split up and search different corners Yeah, you're right, the mission has started. Bro, this is fucking hilarious. Guys, we need to search in different corners! Yes, you're right, the mission has started.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Can some people think this is the dog shit to take over my job? Yeah, uh, whoever said that you can fuck right off. Be more rolls, be moorers! Buh, what the fuck! Not only is this a dog shit kid's animation channel on YouTube, ladies and gentlemen. But apparently they're also trying to take a page out of Disney's book as well. And now they're also trying to make music in their episodes as well. Do me a favor, owner of the BMO YouTube channel, fire everybody that is involved with this dog shit.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Then again, if I'm going to be completely honest, you're probably a one-man army when it comes to managing this YouTube channel. So with that being said, please, retire, go to McDonald's, never upload to YouTube ever again. Because if you make any more BMO music, I think that Mr. Beast is going to have to make a new video helping a thousand subscribers of his go deaf. Because nobody's trying to hear that dog shit ever again. Well, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of fucking BMO. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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