Ryth - This AI Brainrot Show Must Be Stopped.
Episode Date: July 18, 2025This AI Brainrot Show Must Be Stopped. ...
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Audience, I have checked out so much AI-generated dog shit in my day,
and none of it comes even close to this.
Is this really the quality threshold that AI has to reach for little kids to enjoy it?
This channel is getting 600,000 views.
Are you guys serious?
Okay, maybe I'm just hating.
Maybe this YouTube channel is absolute peace.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, I discovered the greatest AI YouTube channel of all time, allegedly.
Now, audience, the subject to...
of today's video is this little critter named Bimo.
I was recently enlightened about this YouTube channel from Glider Guy and Inguine's video
where essentially children's TV animation shows are now coming to YouTube.
But I would argue that the shit that's coming over to YouTube is not very good quality.
And I think that Bimo is going to most definitely reflect that.
Because, you know, AI generated dog shit has never really done that well on YouTube.com.
Even though I say that and this YouTube channel is getting 600,000 motherfucking views,
I am more so referring to the people that are actually capable of commenting on a YouTube video.
Because they don't seem to like it very much either.
But maybe the haters are wrong.
Maybe AI generated dog shit isn't so dog shit after all.
Bimo and the Mystery Under the Rug, Episode 10.
That's right, fellas.
I'm choosing their latest and greatest banger on episode 10.
Not that it would matter, of course, because whether or not it would matter, of course,
because whether it's episode one or episode 10,
I think it's gonna be pretty fucking difficult to follow along in AI-generated dog shit.
Let's begin.
Hi.
Hi, Be- What the fuck?
Okay, I take back absolutely everything I said.
This channel is absolutely fucking horrid.
Hello, I'm Bimo!
This motherfucker sounds like Gordon Ramsey squeezed his testicles until they burst.
Why does Bimo when he blinks look like those girls that are like,
Yoss, bitch?
Does Bimo normally like to spin the bottle?
on its gender every fucking episode.
I feel it's something magical.
Excuse me, what the fuck are you even saying?
Hello, I'm Bemo.
I feel it's something magical.
Like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Bro, there is nothing magical.
There's no fucking pixie dust about this YouTube channel.
You are probably just a fat motherfucker
in his mom's basement with ChachyPT Premium.
You are not special, you fucking League of Legends geek.
Find it together.
Tell you the tunnel is home today and not going.
That's strange.
I wonder what my friends will say when I tell them at preschool.
You hear that, fellas.
I can't wait to tell my friends at fucking preschool.
I think that Bimo knows his age demographic really well.
Because there's no problem having incomplete sentences
throughout your video if the viewers that are watching
can't even form a fucking sentence.
Bimo's fan base, if you can even say that he has one,
His fans, quote unquote, can't even tie their shoelaces yet.
His fan base doesn't even know how to say mom or dad yet.
So yeah, he's making AI-generated dog shit,
and the characters barely know how to form a cohesive sentence.
But, audience, to the untrained eye,
and by that, I mean fetuses that still have the umbilical cord attached to their mother,
they probably can't even tell the difference.
They probably think that Bima was one articulate young man.
Have a special mission with my friends.
That's great having shared interest and fun games together.
Holy shit, dude.
If this video is not screaming AI generated dog shit, it has to be right here.
Guys, I have a very fun mission with my friends today.
Wow, Bimo, good to have interest and fun games together.
Bro, like, shut the fuck up.
What a sunny day to day!
Looks like our little detective is on a mission again.
Yep.
I'm sure how I'm fine something cool.
I'm sorry, I know we've been talking about the dialogue throughout this video so far,
but what the fuck is this animation?
Actually, no, scratch that.
It is not actually an animation.
I think I would be completely offending my artist if I were to say this is a real animation.
I don't think my artist Numa wants to be categorized in this dog shit.
If I seen people walking down the street in a park and they're walking like that with a child,
I think I would have to call the police because,
Two drunk people got a hold of a kid.
That is precisely how this video is being animated right now.
Like, bro, what the fuck walks like that?
Unless you completely lost the circulation in your legs and you have missing pettillas,
why the fuck would you be walking like that?
This is so poorly animated.
It is actually hurting my eyes.
Hey, my friends.
I'm so happy to see.
Oh my God.
What the fuck even happened to the blue guy in the video?
I love how all the friends were jumping around having a good time in the blue character just completely fucking disappeared.
How do even the preschoolers not pick up on this kind of shit?
All the preschoolers want in need is to see bright-ass colors, and that is the only thing they'll give a shit about.
If you show them the rainbow, they're going to be the happiest motherfucker on planet Earth.
And that is almost exactly what this AI-generated dog shit is like.
Bro, my brain is hurting so much.
It feels like my PC exporting a video in 4K resolution.
To anybody out there that has a really dog shit computer that struggles to open up Google Chrome,
you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Seeing this completely jumbled up animation just makes my head hurt.
It's like you can see the video trying to transition into the next part of the video.
But for some reason, this blue motherfucker just keeps disappearing and reappearing and making shit repeat itself.
People say that AI generated dog shit is the future and that it's supposed to be taking over the world
But then I see shit like this and I have a complete sigh of relief
Today the tunnel wasn't going to you remember how it goes
You did
Whoa whoa hold on a fucking minute Shakespeare let me break down what the fuck you just said today the tunnel wasn't going to you remember how it go
Bro this AI generated dialogue is worse than fucking quebel cop videos
Wow that steak is flaming oh my
God I can't believe that ketchup rocket blast looks crazy holy smoke so hot I'm speechless
No no no no way guys seriously why the fuck are we talking about AI generated dog shit taking over the world whenever it could barely produce a sentence
I don't know about you guys but I have absolutely no worries about my job being taken away from me
We are safe ladies and gentlemen for now
Get under the rug
Maybe we have a tunnel here too
Uh sorry kiddo but if you have a fucking tunnel under your classroom rug
I don't exactly think you're at preschool
If anything motherfucker I think you're at EDP's dungeon
There should be no tunnels in your preschool bro
That's a great idea
There's nothing under this rug
Yeah I don't see any
We need to split up and search different corners
Yeah, you're right, the mission has started.
Bro, this is fucking hilarious.
Guys, we need to search in different corners!
Yes, you're right, the mission has started.
Can some people think this is the dog shit to take over my job?
Yeah, uh, whoever said that you can fuck right off.
Be more rolls, be moorers!
Buh, what the fuck!
Not only is this a dog shit kid's animation channel on YouTube, ladies and gentlemen.
But apparently they're also trying to take a page out of Disney's book as well.
And now they're also trying to make music in their episodes as well.
Do me a favor, owner of the BMO YouTube channel, fire everybody that is involved with this dog shit.
Then again, if I'm going to be completely honest, you're probably a one-man army when it comes to managing this YouTube channel.
So with that being said, please, retire, go to McDonald's, never upload to YouTube ever again.
Because if you make any more BMO music, I think that Mr. Beast is going to have to make a new video helping a thousand subscribers of his go deaf.
Because nobody's trying to hear that dog shit ever again.
Well, audience, what do you think?
Subscribe to the channel if you would like another episode of fucking BMO.
With that being said, I'll catch you guys.
Later.
