Ryth - This Brainrot Pred Is So Illegal.

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

This Brainrot Pred Is So Illegal.

You're barely of age. Hey Jesse. Falkin' Well, do you like my Halloween costume? All right, people, what's up? Today I discovered yet another brain rot comic book print. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Sucubis Stories. I think you guys can tell by the name of this YouTube channel what we're about of you today.

Except, uh, the main problem is not exactly the stories that they're telling. The problem I have about Succubis stories is that whenever you start in, involving children into the mix. Merco taught Decu a lesson, comic book, duh. As of right now, Decu is 17 years old. Dipper's reaction to the new costumes. Dipper and Mabel are both 12 years old. Ash Ketchum in fucking Jesse.

Ash Ketchum is 10 fucking years old. In just an honorable mention, we got Jaden fucking animations in here. Yeah, this shit is gonna get bad. Let's begin. What do you say, twop? Your Pikachu for my buddy. Isn't this too good to pass up? What the fuck is this shit?

First off, uh, that is not what Jesse looks like in Pokemon. I can't exactly say what makes Jesse different from this comic book in the show. I think the YouTube CEO would snite me out of nowhere if I said what actually was different. But this girl, Jesse, is Sinekear bribing her body if only Ash would trade Pikachu for her. Listen, right, even back then. Then whenever I was 10 years old watching the Pokemon anime, I never had a crush on Jesse. You can give me a 24 pack of beer and I might say Jesse is a three. Cynthia, however, ladies and gentlemen, who-ho-who-hoo!

Maybe? If she was 20 years younger, the Tuipe would go for it. Thank you, Miao. Thank you for actually pointing out the age gap in this fucking situation. And you know what's the craziest part, ladies and gentlemen? Obviously, the creator of this comic and before he uploaded it to YouTube, knew the fucking age gap. If he didn't know, he wouldn't have included the audio that you just heard in the video. So just by hearing that, he damn well knows that there was a 20-plus year age gap going on here.

You know, like a fucking 10-year-old boy and a 30-year-old woman, this wrinkly ass hag is old enough to be this dude's mom. So, uh, with that little piece of information, Mr. Sucubis stories, why are we making a video out of it? Hmm. Maybe we can work something out? I forgive you. A few moments later.

Here. Huh? Oh, I thought. Um, thanks. Did you change? Damn, dude. Ash, Ketchum just folded like my fucking MacBook Pro. You just gave your companion that's been with you ever since the fucking beginning. All for a fucking three, bro. I don't know what kind of down bad ash is in right now, but I would reverse that decision as soon as humanly possible. It's not a gift. Ah, it's down payment. I want to experience that again. Same time next week. Dude, what the fuck am I listening to right now? You just sold your best friend, your best fucking man over to this woman.

And she wasn't even fully satisfied with your offer. Motherfucker, she called that shit a down payment. I seriously have no idea why I'm even making jokes about this. This guy is still 10 years old. Maybe it's because I've made so many videos on so many sick motherfuckers in my day that I must be desensitized to this type of shit already. And that's not a good thing, ladies and gentlemen. Don't ever be like me.

I want you to open my videos like you open the Bible, bro. I want you to renew your fucking mind every time you hear my words. Every time you gain even a little bit of faith in humanity, it's my job to knock it right back down to fucking square one. And at this point, I'm not even knocking you to ground level. I'm knocking you six feet under. So, you came back. Are you determined to continue?

After the choices you made, the things we did. I wonder, can you really go through with it? giving into your basic urges all over a... Listen, I know I'm interrupting such a very disturbing-ass conversation between a 10-year-old boy and a 30-year-old woman, but I just got reminded to tell you guys that I'm actually the one that is censoring this video. The pixelation you see on screen, the censoring that I have to do,

yeah, I'm the one that does that. What I'm trying to tell you is that Mr. Sucupus Stories is taking no initiative to censor anything in his shit. And also, let me remind you that his videos are not even, age restricted. You know that Google account I made a couple of videos ago, ladies and gentlemen? It's called Timmy Stratton. My Gmail account where I go undercover as a 10-year-old boy to go on YouTube. Yeah, Timmy Stratton, a 10-year-old boy can still watch this video. Listen, succubis stories. I think that's a fucking problem, bro. Am I a joke to you? Sit down, you know they won't hear you till they're done. Well, that was really fun, Jesse. Let's do this again. Um, I think you could use a breeze. Better luck next time. This motherfucker's acting like they just got done playing Gallagher for 30 minutes. Hey, hey, Jesse, that was really fun. I'll come back next week.

Bro, stop pretending like you didn't hop in that shit like a kangaroo. Staying with Brock and Misty next time. Ash, hey. Hey, Cynthia. Up late celebrating, huh? Congratulations on the championship. Thanks. Uh, yeah, feeling really good about it.

Hmm, but you know, strutting around like that? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you just finished. Arceus, not again. Oh, um, hey. Hey, Ash, you know, we should hang out sometime. Just us champions. Wow, dude, I can only imagine what this innuendo must mean. Hey, Ash, hey, hey 10 year old boy, let's hang out alone. Just us champions.

Dude, what the fuck am I even listening to? Are they on Epstein Island? The next day. Hey, Jesse, I've been thinking we've gotten pretty close lately, right? Listen, I hate to interrupt Ash Ketchum doing his absolute best Riz right now. But that is a very oddly cropped photo of Ash Ketchum right. now. If I were a betting man, I would probably say that that is probably not the full image. And I would also bet that Sucubus Stories probably owns the original uncut comic.

So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know what I'm trying to say right now, this guy definitely has cheese pizza on his hard drive. Not cheese pizza, ladies and gentlemen, cheese pizza. Throw this man in jail immediately. I don't you come back to Palet Town with me? I could definitely use your company. Don't be ridiculous. What would be? would people think you're barely of age? Our gap looks too. I indecent. Uh, Jesse, baby, I'm gonna let you know on a little sliver of information. Even if you guys were doing this shit in fucking Nigeria, the age of consent in Nigeria is 11,

you would still be breaking the law. Our age gap looks too indecent. Yeah, yeah, you fucking wonder why. Ash Ketchum, you just won the Pokemon League. What are you going to do next? Well, I'm celebrating the way every champion should. Guys, I'm heading back to Palatown. Ash, what the fuck? You're my hero. Misty, trade me. Give him side duck.

Yeah, Pikachu, I agree with you. Misty should definitely give this dumb motherfucker to Ash. Anyways, to give this comic a rating from 1 to 10 on how fucked up it is. I think I'm going to have to go with an 11, just like the agent can set in Nigeria. Anyways, time to see what Dipper's up to. Okay, I think everything is ready. Undoubtedly, this Jason costume, it was a good choice. I wonder how much will it take longer?

I've been waiting a good... We came back. Hello, do you like my costume? I dressed up as jazz. Everybody, close your eyes. Holy shit, dude. Sucubis stories is making me having to do a lot of work today. The censoring that I have to do in this video is absolutely absurd.

12-year-old, 12-year-old, and 15-year-old, by the way. This guy is really just trying to get a firing squad. on his ass. Elle, do you like my Halloween costume? Do you like it? Yes, I love them. They look great. Ah, Iitz looks very nice.

Oh, thanks you, sweetie. Mm-hmm. By the way, I really love your Jason costume. But be careful. You could accidentally stab your knife inside me. Yes? This video is just getting worse and worse every single fucking second. Relax, dude.

Just kidding. What's going on? Nothing happens. The mask. It has fallen to the ground and I have to get up. All right. I definitely heard enough today. Audience subscribe to the channel if you would like me to cover more of these disgusting degenerate-ass stories. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.